Uranus Puns (15) 1. I wanted to make a joke about Uranus, but I decided to planet for another time. 2. What did the astronomer say when he discovered Uranus? “Well, that’s a surprise!” 3. I heard there’s a new restaurant opening on Uranus. The food is supposed to be out of this world! 4. …
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Singing Puns 1. Why was the singer arrested? For starting a bar fight. Apparently she hit a few notes she shouldn’t have! 2. I asked my friend how her karaoke performance went last night. She said, “Don’t even axe.” 3. Did you hear about the claustrophobic opera singer? They had a hard time getting into …
Karaoke Puns 1. I wanted to sing at karaoke night, but I didn’t have the vocals for it. 2. The karaoke machine had a malfunction and started playing songs in the wrong key. It was quite the lyric crisis. 3. I’m too shy to sing karaoke. I guess you could say I lack stage presence. …
Ice Cream Puns 1. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! 2. What do you call stolen ice cream? A cone artist. 3. Why was the ice cream cone acting so cold? It was giving everyone the cold shoulder. 4. I wish I was an ice cream cone, so I could get …
Piano Puns (12) What do you call a piano that fell down the stairs? A flat minor. Why was the piano teacher arrested? For fingering minors. My friend can play piano by ear. Unfortunately, he has no arms or hands. I tried to sell my old piano but couldn’t get more than a few bucks. …
Vampire Puns (10) What do vampires like to eat at breakfast? Stake and eggs! Why don’t vampires go to barbecues? They don’t like steak! Why did the vampire read the Wall Street Journal? He heard it had great circulation! Why don’t vampires make good baseball players? They’re afraid of bats! How can you tell when …
Chess Puns (10) I wanted to make a chess pun, but I was afraid it would just end in checkmate. What do you call a chess game between garden vegetables? Squash vs. kale mate. Why are castles the rudest chess pieces? They’re always rook-ing others. Did you hear about the chess grandmaster who got caught …
Duck Puns 1. What do you call a duck that gets all the gossip? A quacker! 2. Why did the duck get in trouble at school? He was caught quacking the test answers. 3. I was going to tell a joke about ducks, but it was fowl. 4. What do you get when you cross …