Marshmallow Puns 1. What do you call a marshmallow that works as a private investigator? A s’moreo! 2. Why don’t marshmallows like warm weather? Because they get toasty! 3. How do marshmallows communicate? With walkie talkies! 4. Why was the marshmallow sad? He felt crumby. 5. What do you call an evil marshmallow? A bad …
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Cowboy Puns (21) 1. Why do cowboys always have nice boots? They like to keep their toes looking spiffy. 2. What do you call a cowboy who stepped in manure? A cowpoi. 3. Why do cowboys wear spurs? To steer themselves in the right direction. 4. Why are cowboy hats so tall? So cattle can …
Pillow Puns 1. I asked my pillow how it was feeling and it said it was down in the dumps. 2. What do you call a pillow that fell off the bed? A ground pillow. 3. Why was the pillow arrested? It was held on charges of battery. 4. The pillow started crying and I …
Robot Puns 1. What do robots eat for breakfast? Microchips! 2. Why was the robot angry? Because someone pushed its buttons. 3. What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede and be a millipede! 4. Why did the robot cross the road? To get to the other side! 5. How does …
Romance Puns My friend got dumped by her boyfriend right before Valentine’s Day. I guess you could say she got un-Valentined. I wanted to get my wife something really special for Valentine’s Day, so I got her a bouquet of flowers and a card. She said they were so beautiful she could just eat them …
Knot Puns 1. I was trying to tie my shoes but I just couldn’t knot do it. 2. Why was the boy scout frustrated? He learned how to tie every knot except the one he needed for his uniform. 3. I entered a competition for knot tying but didn’t win. I guess I didn’t make …
Knees Puns (12) 1. I used to be a adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee. 2. What do you call knees that belong to a ship? Anchor knees. 3. Why don’t knees ever get cold? They wear knee caps! 4. What did the right knee say to the left knee? …
Rock Puns 1. What kind of music do geologists listen to? Rock music! 2. Why was the rock band so popular at the construction site? They really rocked the place! 3. Why did the geology student get an A on the test? They really knew their schist. 4. What do you call someone who studies …
Dice Puns 1. I tried to make a joke about dominoes, but it didn’t add up. I guess I’ll roll with dice puns instead. 2. My friend bet me $20 I couldn’t come up with 10 dice puns. Joke’s on him, that was an easy money proposition. 3. Did you hear about the angry dice …
Eat Puns 1. I relish a good hot dog whenever I get the chance to eat one. 2. My friend got food poisoning from undercooked chicken. I told him he shouldn’t eat crow next time. 3. The snack factory was very busy making pretzels. You could say they were tied up in knots. 4. The …