Pronoun Puns 1. What do you call a pronoun that likes to party? A pro-noun! 2. Why was the pronoun sad? It had no antece-dent to talk to. 3. How does a pronoun get to work? It takes the pro-noun train. 4. Why don’t pronouns make good singers? They can’t carry a tune! 5. Why …
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Peter Pan Puns 1. I heard Peter Pan peanut butter is flying off the shelves. Its sales must be soaring. 2. Peter Pan asked Wendy to sew his shadow back on. She replied, “I’ll try my needle and thread best!” 3. Peter Pan loves to eat at Olive Garden. He goes there to get his …
Fart Puns 1. I was feeling a little off today, but luckily I passed gas and I’m feeling much better. 2. I ate too much broccoli last night and now I’m feeling the afterburns. 3. My friend said she was producing a silent film. I said, “Don’t you mean passing gas?” 4. I had some …
August Puns 1. I’m so glad it’s August. The other months are just inse-cure in comparison. 2. My friend got mad at me when I said August was the best month. I guess he just couldn’t handle the truth. 3. I asked August to prom but sadly it said no. I guess I’ll just have …
Jungle Puns 1. I tried to write a book about living in the jungle, but I got so frustrated I threw it away. Now it’s lost in the undergrowth! 2. Did you hear about the angry gorilla that went on a rampage? He was going bananas! 3. Why do monkeys make terrible lifeguards? They just …
Frisbee Puns 1. I wanted to join the Frisbee team, but I just didn’t have the drive for it. 2. I brought my new Frisbee to the park to play catch, but my friend kept throwing curveballs at me. I guess you could say he dissed my disk. 3. My friend got hit in the …
Sailor Puns (15) 1. I wanted to join the Navy, but I got cold feet. I guess I have a fear of water. 2. The sailor was an expert knot tier. You could say he was well versed in maritime affairs. 3. The sailor’s favorite drink was rum and coke. He called it cap’n and …
Pharmacy Puns 1. I tried to impress the pharmacist by telling him I knew a lot about drugs, but he just looked at me with disdain, convinced I was on something. I guess you could say he had trust issues. 2. My pharmacist friend was feeling down, so I told him, “Don’t worry, everything will …
Mustache Puns 1. I asked my friend if he liked my new mustache. He said it looks a little “hairy” but he’ll get used to it. 2. My mustache was feeling lonely, so I introduced it to my beard. Now they’re attached! 3. I was going to shave my mustache off but my friends convinced …
Nail Salon Puns 1. I went to the nail salon to get a manicure, but they were all booked up. I guess I’ll just have to wing it. 2. I wanted to get my nails done at the new salon in town, but they didn’t have any openings. The receptionist said their schedule was pretty …