Air Fryer Puns
1. I bought an air fryer to help me save time in the kitchen, but now I never have a spare minute to use it!
2. My new air fryer is so easy to operate. It’s very user-friendly.
3. I’m thinking of entering my air fryer in a baking contest. It would be a great appliance to heat things up!
4. I use my air fryer so much, it’s my most heated kitchen appliance.
5. My air fryer broke after I tried to cook a 20 lb turkey in it. I guess I got too carried away.
6. I bought an air fryer but returned it after a week. It just didn’t pan out.
7. My air fryer is so fast, it cooks food in a flash.
8. I use my air fryer for everything – it really delivers when cooking.
9. My air fryer is so easy to use, even a chicken could operate it.
10. I’m thinking of getting a second air fryer. One just isn’t enough anymore.
Air Fryer One-Liners
11. My air fryer is so loud, it’s basically a domestic jet engine.
12. Don’t bother knocking – my air fryer is so loud I won’t hear you anyway.
13. My air fryer cooks everything so fast, I finally have time to clean my house.
14. Who needs a microwave when you have an air fryer?
15. My air fryer is the only kitchen appliance I use now.
16. My air fryer has its own spot on the counter – it’s part of the family now.
17. My air fryer is so easy to use, even the dog has figured it out.
18. I love my air fryer so much, I bought one for my parents too.
19. My air fryer is the best $100 I’ve ever spent.
20. My air fryer makes the best homemade fries – crispier than fast food!
Best Air Fryer Jokes
21. I was SO excited when I first got my air fryer. I immediately stuffed a whole turkey in it and turned it on high. Let’s just say we ordered pizza that night instead.
22. My husband surprised me with an air fryer for my birthday. He even gift wrapped it. Now I just need to figure out how to return the toaster oven he got me for Christmas.
23. I love cooking with my air fryer so much that I got air fryer tattoos on both biceps. My wife is begging me to stop introducing myself to people as “Air Fryer Mike.”
24. I accidentally left a fork in my air fryer while it was on. Let’s just say I “fried” that utensil to a crisp.
25. My 3-year-old niece asked me to cook her favorite stuffed animal in the air fryer. It was a very awkward conversation with her mom later that day.
26. Ever since I got an air fryer, my smoke alarm goes off 3 times a day. But hey, at least I’m eating healthy!
27. I once tried to cook a frozen turkey in my air fryer to save time on Thanksgiving. After the fire department left, we just ordered pizza.
28. My air fryer is so loud, the neighbors called the cops thinking I was hiding a fugitive. I had to show the officers my “healthy” chicken nuggets as proof.
29. Don’t ever put foil in an air fryer unless you want to recreate your own lightning storm.
30. My air fryer cooling rack melted when I took it out of the dishwasher. Note to self: check material limits before cooking.
31. I accidentally broke the “rotating basket” mechanism on my air fryer. Now everything just burns to the bottom. Shake well before cooking!
32. I got so excited about using my new air fryer that I didn’t take the time to read the manual. Let’s just say I’m very lucky to still have eyebrows.
33. My air fryer is so loud that I have to wear earplugs when using it. Totally worth it for those crispy fries though!
34. Don’t ever put paper towels in the air fryer. Learned that lesson the hard way after a small grease fire broke out.
35. I decided to air fry a frozen burrito in tinfoil because I was feeling lazy. I’m lucky my air fryer still works after that fiasco.
36. My air fryer is so powerful, I accidentally blew all the fuses in my house when I tried to cook a turkey in it. Oops.
37. Note to self: do NOT overfill the air fryer basket. Hot grease will spill everywhere and make a huge mess. Ask me how I know.
38. Do not put wooden utensils in the air fryer. I found out it’s basically a mini furnace the hard way.
39. I tried to put a pizza box in the air fryer to reheat leftover pizza. Let’s just say the air fryer won that battle.
40. Word to the wise: make sure to take the plastic film off food packages before putting it in the air fryer. Toxic fumes are not fun to clean up.
41. I accidentally shattered the glass on my air fryer door when I slammed it shut with a limp chicken inside. Glass shards in your food is not a good time.
42. Who knew an air fryer could melt plastic and cause such a horrific smell? I do now…
43. Do not, under any circumstances, try to cook a can of soup unopened in the air fryer. You will be finding broth and vegetables everywhere for weeks.
44. My air fryer smelled like burning plastic for a week. Turns out that $1 kitchen glove I used wasn’t actually heat proof. Oops.
45. I decided to spruce up my bland chicken breast with a drizzle of olive oil in the air fryer. Let’s just say, oil and open flames do not mix well, my friends.
46. Pro tip: make sure you remove the giant sticker on new air fryer baskets BEFORE turning it on. I speak from experience.