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Purple Puns (12)
- What do you call an eggplant that ran a marathon? A plum pooped!
- Why was the grape feeling blue? It was lacking a little red and had too much purple!
- How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
- What do you call a sleeping eggplant? An auber-gin!
- How do you organize a space party? You planet!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
- What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
- Why couldn’t the berry go out on a date? It wasn’t ready to commit to an engage-mint!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- Why did the pigments argue? They were having a color disagreement!
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!
- Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing!
Purple One-Liners (10)
- I ate so many purple plums, people started calling me Violet Beauregard!
- Purple is just a fruit that identifies as a color.
- Purple rain? More like grape juice falling from the sky.
- Purple prose refers to overly descriptive writing; I prefer concise, plum writing instead.
- The only thing better than a purple lightsaber is a grape-flavored lightsaber.
- Purple is just a fancy word for violet – it thinks it’s so posh!
- Purple Mountain’s Majesty? Clearly they’ve never seen the beautiful Grape Mountains!
- Purple haze all in my brain, probably because I inhaled grape-flavored smoke.
- I’m so grapeful to all the purple foods that add color to my diet!
- Purple may be the color of royalty, but it tastes like grapes to me.
Best Purple Jokes (10)
- What do you call a purple gorilla playing the drums? Grape Ape!
- Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9! And 7 was purple.
- What’s E.T. short for? Because he’s got little legs! And he was purple.
- Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes? They’d crack each other up! Purple eggs tell the funniest yolks.
- What happens to grapes at retirement? They get raisin! The purple grapes always complain about shriveling up.
- How do you make an egg roll? You push it! But pushing purple eggs just makes them more oval shaped.
- Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! Purple melons are the most desperate for love.
- What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. But if it’s purple, it’s a plum bull dozer!
- What do you get when you cross a plum and a kiwi? A plumkiwi! It’s a strange purple hybrid fruit.
- Why did the jellybean go to school? To become a smartie! The purple jellybean was the brainiest in the bunch.