Pumpkin Puns (15)
- What do you call a small pumpkin? A puny-kin!
- How did the pumpkin get to the dance party? It took the gourd bus.
- Why was the pumpkin smiling? It was having a gourd time.
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.
- How does a pumpkin stay in shape? It does squash-ics.
- Why did the pumpkin go to the dentist? It had a cavity.
- What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a ghost? A squash that says “Boo!”
- Why couldn’t the pumpkin have babies? Because all of its seeds had been scooped out.
- Why couldn’t the pumpkin fall asleep? Because it had inZOMnia.
- What did the pumpkin say when it got a question wrong on a test? Dang it! I gourd it wrong.
- Where do pumpkins go for fun? The patch.
- What do you call two pumpkin vines that got married? Pumpkinly wed.
- How did the pumpkins get to the party? In a pumpkin carriage.
- What do you call a nervous pumpkin? A worried squash.
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite style of music? Punk rock.
Pumpkin One-Liners (15)
- I’m so good at carving pumpkins, you could say I’m a-gourd-able.
- My friend got crushed by a pile of pumpkins, it was a gourd way to go.
- I entered my pumpkin in a baking contest but it didn’t win, talk about rotten gourd luck!
- My favorite thing about Halloween is pumpkin guts, I’m just in-gourd-inated with them!
- I accidentally ate a moldy pumpkin pie, boy was that an ungourdly experience.
- We grew giant pumpkins on the farm but had to use a forklift to move them, they were gourd-normous!
- I wanted to make a pumpkin cannon for Halloween but couldn’t find the right gourd-nance.
- My friend got so spooked when I put a carved pumpkin on my head, it really gave him a fright.
- I once ate so much pumpkin pie I turned orange, my doctor said I had gourd-itis.
- Someday I want to achieve my dream of growing the biggest pumpkin and make the gourd book.
- I dropped a pumpkin off my balcony onto my neighbor’s car, talk about smashing gourd.
- We gutted so many pumpkins for Halloween my hands turned pumpkin orange.
- My friend slipped on a pumpkin patch and got a nasty gourd.
- I ate so much pumpkin bread I started looking like one, I was on a real bready gourd diet.
- We had a pumpkin catapulting contest, it was a smashing gourd time.
Best Pumpkin Jokes (25)
1. Why did the pumpkin get detention? For talking during a test. It kept saying “Hallow!” throughout the exam.
2. What do you call a pumpkin who works out a lot? Jacked Lantern.
3. How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his pumpkin spice latte before it was cool.
4. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite dessert? Pecan pie. Because pumpkin pie is just too obvious.
5. Why couldn’t the scarecrow climb the pumpkin hill? It was too far gourd.
6. How do pumpkins stay connected? With pumpkin vines.
7. What do you call a pumpkin that’s been stolen? A jacked lantern.
8. Why didn’t the pumpkin cross the road? Because he had no guts.
9. What happens when a pumpkin gets angry? It gets steamed.
10. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
11. Which side of a pumpkin has the most seeds? The outside!
12. Why couldn’t Cinderella turn the pumpkin into a carriage? She didn’t have the rights gourd-age.
13. What did the little pumpkin say to the big pumpkin? You’re a-maize-ing!
14. What’s green and shaped like a pumpkin? An unripe pumpkin.
15. Why are pumpkins the rudest vegetable? Because they have gourd awful manners.
16. What do you call two pumpkins that get married? A pumpkin patch wedding.
17. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite dance style? Hip hop.
18. Why did the baker stop making pumpkin pie? He was tired of working his gourd off.
19. Why didn’t the pumpkin seeds sprout? They were too roasted.
20. How did the pumpkin become famous? It was vine-ding on social media.
21. What happens when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
22. Why shouldn’t you tell secrets around a pumpkin patch? There are too many ears in those fields.
23. What’s the ratio of pumpkin circumference to diameter? Pumpkin Pi.
24. Why did the pumpkin wear a mask? It had to protect its inner gourd.
25. What do you call a ghost’s favorite fruit? A boo-berry.
