Pig Puns
1. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
2. Why did the pig go to the gym? He wanted to be boar-like!
3. I tried to catch fog yesterday but mist. How do you catch a unique pig? You use a uni-corn!
4. What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig!
5. Why did the pig stop sun tanning? He was bacon!
6. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!
7. What do you call a sad pig? A blue pork!
8. Why did the pig quit their job? They felt boar-ed!
9. Why can’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn have ears!
10. What happened when the pigpen bust open? The pigs went hog wild!
11. How do you make a pig float? Two scoops of ice cream, some soda and a pig!
12. Why are pigs bad dancers? They have two left feet!
Pig One-Liners
13. I heard there was a pig on the loose, turns out it was just a boar-ing rumour!
14. They say you can’t make a silk purse out of a pig’s ear, but you can make a little oink-purse!
15. I entered my pig in a beauty contest but it was disqualified for hamming it up on stage!
16. Did you hear about the pig who stepped in mud? They were squealing with joy!
17. Why did the pig cross the road? To get to the mud on the other side!
18. What do you call a nervous pig? A worried boar!
19. Why don’t pigs like getting dirty? They like to stay squeaky clean!
20. I’ll never forget my first time milking a cow. It was a real udders disaster!
21. What do pigs use when they run out of soap? Pigswash!
22. Why do pigs make great fighters? They never chicken out!
Best Pig Jokes
23. A pig farmer was feeling lonely, so he went to a bar. He saw a beautiful woman and said, “You and I have a lot in common. I raise pigs and you are an absolute SWINE!”
24. A pig walked into a bar and ordered 15 beers. The bartender asked “Would you like to open a tab?” The pig replied “No thanks, I’m feeling a bit hoarse today.”
25. What did the pig say when it crossed the finish line? I’m the winner, I’m the wiener!
26. Why did the policeman arrest the pig? He was caught littering, threw trash all over the place. It was a clear case of swine and dine!
27. Why don’t pigs like driving fast cars? They are afraid they might get pulled over!
28. How do you stop a pig from laughing? Tickle it’s feet, then it’ll be a kickled pig!
29. What do you call a pig that knows karate? Pork chop! Hiya!
30. Why did the pig blush? It saw the farmer stripping down to his bacon!
31. How do pigs get clean? They take a hogwash!
32. What do you call a pig who is a master of martial arts? A porkchop!
33. Why did the pig kick his friend out of the car? His friend kept hogging the road!
34. What happened to the hog who kept getting in accidents? He got blacklist-ed from driving!
35. Why was the mother pig so angry? Her son was being a real bo