Dream Puns
- I had a dream I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!
- I dreamt I was a wig last night. It was hair-raising!
- Last night I dreamed I was a pair of curtains. It was shear madness!
- I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. It was a milli-dream!
- I dreamed I was a book. What a novel experience!
- Last night I dreamed I was a deck of cards. It was a full house!
- I had a dream that I was a tree last night. I woke up feeling sapped!
- Last night I dreamed I lived in a shoe. It was a bootiful dream!
- I dreamed I was a plunger last night. It sucked!
- I had a dream I was a basketball net. It was a slam dunk!
Dream One-Liners
- I had a dream I was being chased by a giant marshmallow. Oh well, it was just a fluff piece.
- Last night I dreamed I was a race car driver. I woke up exhausted!
- I had a dream I lived in a giant pineapple under the sea. It was absolutely fruity!
- Last night I dreamed I was a professional bowler. What a strike!
- I dreamed I was a hot air balloon last night. It really blew me away!
- Last night I dreamed I was a rock star. It rocked!
- I had a dream I lived in a giant mansion made of chocolate. It was a real treat!
- Last night I dreamed I could fly like a superhero. It was super!
- I dreamed I lived in a house made of Legos. What a blockbuster!
- Last night I dreamed I was an astronaut on Mars. It was out of this world!
Best Dream Jokes
1. I had a crazy dream last night that I was being chased by a giant blueberry pie! It just kept rolling after me down the street. I tried to outrun it but it was gaining on me fast. Finally I turned around and started eating the pie as I ran. It was delicious! But I woke up with my face covered in drool. What a weird and tasty dream!
2. Last night I had the weirdest dream that I was a pop star performing on stage in front of thousands of penguins. They were all dressed up in little tuxedos and top hats. When I started singing they all waved their flippers and cheered wildly. I was belting out all my hits while the crowd of penguins danced along. Then I woke up to realize it was just a dream. It sure was a funny thought though, being a penguin pop idol!
3. I had the craziest dream last night where I was being chased by a giant talking doughnut! He kept yelling “I’m going to eat you!” as he rolled after me at high speed. I tried hiding in buildings but he burst through walls like the Kool-Aid man. Finally I turned around and said “Hey, why are you chasing me?” The doughnut looked surprised and said “Oh I’m so sorry, I thought you wanted to eat me!” We both had a good laugh about the misunderstanding and walked off together into the sunset. Donuts can be pretty sweet after all!
4. Last night I dreamed I was a world famous mime, headlining my own Las Vegas show. Hordes of fans would come to watch me pretend to walk against the wind and get trapped in invisible boxes. One time I acted out an entire silent soap opera. The crowd went wild! Then I woke up and realized no one would actually pay to watch a mime’s pantomime show in Vegas. But it sure was fun in my wacky dream world!
5. I had the most hilarious dream that I shrunk down to the size of an ant. Everything seemed so huge and daunting from my tiny perspective! I kept getting lost in the blades of grass. Then an enormous dog started chasing me around the yard. I barely escaped by crawling into a hole in the ground. I was just catching my breath when suddenly a gigantic rain boot stomped down right next to me! I woke up feeling tiny and frazzled. But it sure makes for a funny story.
6. Last night I dreamed I woke up with a thick Italian mustache on my face! I kept admiring it in the mirror, twirling the ends. Then I started talking like Super Mario and greeting everyone with “It’s-a me, Mario!” My dog didn’t recognize me and barked nervously. When I tried to order pizza on the phone, they couldn’t understand my accent. By the end of the day I realized having an Italian stache isn’t so easy! I was glad to wake up to my normal self.
7. I had the wackiest dream that I was a hotdog walking around on my own two feet. I could talk and everything! I kept asking people if they wanted to eat me. “Try me with some ketchup!” I’d say. Or, “I’m a juicy frank, come have a bite!” But everyone just looked disturbed and backed away slowly. I got sad and lonely, wishing someone would enjoy me for dinner. Then I woke up relieved that I wasn’t a sentient hotdog after all. Being food isn’t so appealing!
8. Last night I dreamed I was being chased by a stampeding herd of giant fluffy sheep. Their wool was puffed up to enormous proportions, and their eyes were crazed as they ran down the streets. I ducked and dodged to avoid getting trampled by their massive fluffy feet. One sheep tried to ram me but I jumped out of the way just in time. I was so relieved when I finally escaped the bizarre sheep stampede by hopping a fence to safety! Those fluffy beasts were not as innocent as they looked.
9. I had the strangest dream last night that I lived inside a cheeseburger. The top bun was my roof and lettuce leaves made a comfy carpet. Ketchup and mustard tubes were delicious drinks. Then a hungry mouth took a big bite of my house! I had to climb higher to avoid getting chewed up. Next thing I knew the whole burger was gone and I woke up in my bed. It was a silly but tasty dream while it lasted being part of a cheeseburger.
10. Last night I dreamed that squirrels took over the world! They were flying jet packs and driving mini race cars. The squirrel king demanded we all bring him acorns or face the wrath of their acorn cannons. So I spent all day picking up nuts for the squirrel overlords, though they did let me ride their racetrack in exchange. Those bushy tailed critters sure run a tight ship! I was relieved when I woke up and realized it was just a kooky dream. Though I do wonder if squirrels have secret plans to take over someday…
