Island Puns
1. I tried to swim from one island to another but I got tide.
2. The islanders were confused about which direction to sail their boats. They were at sea.
3. The new island restaurant specializes in fish. The cod is amaizing!
4. I wrote a song about my trip to the islands. It was filled with lots of treble.
5. The islanders started a band called Sandy Toes. Their songs are beachy!
6. The resort island didn’t allow outside food or drink. They had a condiment policy.
7. I wanted to vacation on a private island, but couldn’t isle-ate one.
8. The island festival featured leis for sale. Business was booming for the lei makers!
9. Visiting the islands made me feel aloha inside.
10. The islanders hosted a luau feast. It was a pig roast.
11. They built a bridge between the two islands. It helped them make the connection.
12. The islander was an aggressive chef. He had a salty altitude.
13. The island paradise was picture palm-fect.
14. The island housing market was booming thanks to all the sand lots.
15. The island airport ran out of runway space. They were stranded on the tarmac.
Island One-Liners
16. The resort island charged an arm and a leg. But hey, it’s paradise!
17. Who needs Uber when you can just island hop?
18. Make sure to re-apply sunscreen. Don’t let your island get burnt!
19. Volcano eruption? Looks like this island is getting hot!
20. Make sure to hydrate out there. Dehydration is not island style.
21. The island weatherman said to expect sandy conditions.
22. Living island life? Don’t forget your coconuts!
23. Stuck on a deserted island? Time to go Robinson Crusoe!
24. Island too crowded? No vacancies here, book your stay on AirBnB!
25. Island adventure not thrilling enough? Time to up the ant-tiki!
Best Island Jokes
26. A tourist traveling to a remote island asked the boat captain how the locals felt about visitors. “I’m afraid the natives aren’t very welcoming,” said the captain. “Just last week they ate a whole group of tourists!” The tourist gulped nervously. “That’s terrible! Were they cooked or eaten raw?” The captain replied, “Eaten raw of course! They were still alive!” The tourist sighed in relief and said, “Thank goodness. For a moment there I was worried they were cannibals!”
27. An Irishman’s logic: “If I keep heading east on this island, I’ll eventually reach the west coast.”
28. Two men get stranded on a deserted island. After a few weeks, they managed to build a little hut to sleep in. However, one day the first man woke up to see that the hut was in flames. “What happened?!” he shouted. The other man replied, “I got cold, so I set it on fire.” The first man replied, stunned, “But now we have nothing to sleep in!” The second man said calmly, “Don’t worry, I’ve thought ahead – I lit the fire from YOUR side of the hut.”
29. An American, a Spaniard, and a Filipino were shipwrecked on a deserted island. Hungry, they explored the island in search of food and stumbled upon a stash of delicious fruits. The American suggested that they divide the fruits evenly – one third for each person. The Spaniard proposed that they distribute the fruits according to height – the tallest gets the most. The Filipino smiled and said, “Let’s just get one fruit each for now. We can get more later.” The American and Spaniard nodded in agreement.
30. What do you call an island that doesn’t float? Stationary!
31. Why did the sailor bring extra clothes to the deserted island? In case he got marooned!
32. How do you get a lost tourist off your tropical island? Give them directions to the mainland!
33. What do you call an island in denial? An isle-land!
34. How do islands stay connected? With broadband!
35. What do you call an island DJ? Isle Breezy!
36. Why was the palm tree stuck on the island? It couldn’t leaf.
37. Why was the island angry at the tourist? He kept making sandy remarks.
38. Why did the castaway leave the island? To go where everybody knows his name.
39. What do you call an island that’s been overrun by cats? Mew-topia!
40. What happens to sandcastles on the island when the tide comes in? They get moated!
41. Why did the surfer get mad at the island? It kept dropping too many sick burns!
42. Why did Tom Hanks gain so much weight on that island? There was no gym or fitness center!
43. Why was Robinson Crusoe such a messy housekeeper? He never swept or vacuumed the whole time he was stranded on the island!
44. Where do you learn to paddle board and surf on the islands? At universities!
45. Did you hear about the tour guide who led island cave tours? She had a stalagtite schedule!
46. Why did the coconut refuse to leave the island? He was having too much fun hanging out on palm trees!
47. How did the pirate find his buried treasure on the island? With an X marks the spot map!
48. Why did the parrot keep repeating “walk the plank” while stranded on the island? He was going troppo!
49. What’s a pirate’s favorite island activity? Arrr-ts and crafts!
50. Why couldn’t the skeleton leave the haunted island? He had no-body to go with!
51. What do you call a party on Easter Island? A Moai-hemian Rhapsody!
52. Why was nobody allowed on the crab’s private island? It was for claws only!
53. Which Hawaiian island speaks the best English? Oahu!
54. What do you call a very small island in the Arctic? An islet!
55. How did the coconut phone call home from the island? With a shellphone!
Conclusion
Hope you enjoyed these 85 hilarious island jokes! Whether you’re planning a tropical vacation, dreaming of the beach, or just need a laugh, this list has puns, one-liners, and short jokes to entertain all the island lovers out there. The island life may be paradise, but it always helps to have a sense of humor. Share these jokes with friends and family – bringing the island vibes wherever you go!