Chipmunks Puns (15)
1. What do you call a chipmunk who loves nuts? A little nutty!
2. Why don’t chipmunks ever get lost? They have a great sense of direction and a little animal instinct.
3. What did the chipmunk say when he looked in the mirror? I’m nuts about myself!
4. Why do chipmunks make good gardeners? They know how to plant seeds properly and store nuts for later.
5. What do you call a sleepy chipmunk? A napmunk!
6. How does a chipmunk keep his fur looking great? With frequent furmones!
7. What do you call a chipmunk who does karate? A chip-chopmunk!
8. Why was the chipmunk fired from his job as a barista? He kept dropping all the cups!
9. What did the chipmunk say when he won the lottery? I’m cashew-ing in now!
10. How do chipmunks stay connected? Through Chipmunkbook and Instachatters!
11. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite nut? Al-mund!
12. Why don’t chipmunks make good sailors? They’re afraid of the high seas!
13. What do you call a chipmunk in a hurry? A zipmunk!
14. What do you call a chipmunk who works out? A rippedmunk!
15. Why don’t chipmunks wear shoes? Because they like being barefoot!
Chipmunks One-Liners (10)
16. Why was the chipmunk constantly checking his phone? He was expecting a text from a squirrel he met!
17. How does a chipmunk find his phone? He looks in his cheek pouch!
18. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite snack? Mini Reese’s Pieces!
19. How does a chipmunk keep his breath fresh? Cheekmint gum!
20. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite print? Stripe-ed!
21. Why don’t chipmunks wear bowties? Too hard to tie it with their little paws!
22. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite type of music? Hip hop!
23. How does a chipmunk stay up all night? Espresso in his cheek pouches!
24. What do chipmunks study in school? Nutcation 101!
25. Where do chipmunks do their grocery shopping? At the mini mart!
Best Chipmunks Jokes (30)
26. What do you call a group of gossiping chipmunks? Chattermonks!
27. How do chipmunks communicate underwater? With squeak signals!
28. Why did the chipmunk’s friends stop inviting him on hikes? He was too much of a chatterbox!
29. What did the baby chipmunk get on his report card? Mini mum grades!
30. How does a chipmunk sneak snacks into the movies? In his cheekbunkers!
31. What do you call a chipmunk who does magic? An illusionmunk!
32. Why are chipmunks so good at hide and seek? They’re expert hiders in trees!
33. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite sport? Acornhole!
34. Why did the chipmunk take up meditation? To find his inner peace!
35. How does a chipmunk fix his car? With his auto-mech-anic skills!
36. Why don’t chipmunks wear high heels? It’s hard to run up trees in them!
37. What do you call an adventurous chipmunk? An explore-munk!
38. Why are chipmunks the best secret keepers? They know how to keep quiet and never spill!
39. What do chipmunks dream about? Nutty adventures and acorn utopias!
40. How does a chipmunk train for a marathon? By going on forest runs!
41. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite school subject? Nutrition!
42. Why do chipmunks love the holidays? More opportunities to gather nuts!
43. What do chipmunks put on their acorn salad? Walnuts for some extra crunch!
44. How does a chipmunk party? By getting turnt up to DJ Scratch-N-Sniff’s beats!
45. Why are chipmunks the best at hide and seek? They can squeeze into the tiniest holes!
46. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite dessert? Mini cheesecakes topped with nuts!
47. Why do chipmunks love tree houses so much? All the nuts are stored upstairs!
48. What did the chipmunk name his boat? The S.S. Acorn!
49. Why was the chipmunk laughing so hard? His friend told a hilarious joke about nuts!
50. How does a chipmunk call his friend? On his acorn phone!
51. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite magazine? Nut Weekly!
52. Why are chipmunks excellent builders? They know how to construct complex nut storage systems!
53. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite place to hang out? In the hollow of an oak tree!
54. Why do chipmunks love leaving voice memos? So they can re-listen and hear their own chipmunk chatter!
55. What do you call a cool chipmunk? Hipmonk!