Chicken Puns
1. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
2. What do you call a chicken who counts her eggs? A mathemachicken.
3. Why doesn’t a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on its head!
4. Why did the chicken go to KFC? To see a chicken strip!
5. What do you call a crazy chicken? A cuckoo cluck!
6. Why did the chicken quit her job? She was chicken feed up with it!
7. What do you call a chicken in a shell suit? An egg!
8. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone!
9. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
10. Where do chicken soup go to dance? The meatball!
Chicken One-Liners
11. I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
12. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a typo.
13. I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
14. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
15. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
16. I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me.
17. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
18. When chemists die, they barium.
19. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
20. I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Best Chicken Jokes
21. Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross back? Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
22. What do you call a rooster who wakes you up each morning? An alarm cluck!
23. How do you count a flock of chickens? With a hen counter!
24. Where do tough chickens come from? Hard-boiled eggs!
25. What kind of grades did the naughty chicken get? Baaad!
26. Why did the chicken get detention? For using fowl language!
27. Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? The outside!
28. Why did the chicken sit on a tomahawk? To hatchet!
29. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
30. How do you know if there’s a chicken in your fridge? There’s eggin’ written on it!
31. Why did the turkey cross the road? Because the chicken had his leg up!
32. Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
33. How do chickens dance? Chick to chick!
34. What do you call a crazy chicken? A cuckoo cluck!
35. Why can’t the bankrupt chicken pay her bills? She doesn’t have a cent!
36. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell!
37. Did you hear about the chicken that crossed the road twice? He was a double crosser!
38. Why did the rooster run away? He was chicken!
39. What’s the best thing to put into a chicken casserole? Your teeth!
40. Why did the chicken stop crossing the road? He wanted to retire and collect his chicken pension!
