Boy Scouts Puns (10)
1. I wanted to join the Boy Scouts, but they said I couldn’t cut it. Guess I just wasn’t prepared enough.
2. I was excited for my first camping trip with the Boy Scouts until I realized we were actually staying in cabins. Talk about being misled!
3. The Boy Scouts taught me how to start a fire using just two sticks. Now I can’t stop making camp puns, I’m on a roll.
4. I was kicked out of the Boy Scouts for eating a Brownie. They said I broke the code.
5. I tried to earn a humor badge from the Boy Scouts, but they said laughing at my own jokes didn’t count.
6. The Boy Scouts wouldn’t give me a badge for whittling, but I carved one out anyway.
7. I wanted to join the Boy Scouts, but all the positions were filled. The troops were jam-packed.
8. The Boy Scouts taught me how to start a fire without matches. Now I’m lit!
9. I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts for eating a Brownie. They said it violated the code of conduct.
10. I tried to get a swimming badge from the Boy Scouts, but they said doggy paddling didn’t count.
Boy Scouts One-Liners (10)
11. Boy Scouts motto: Be prepared…for awkward father-son camping trips.
12. Boy Scouts sell cookies too, they’re called “Don’t Ask Me Agsins.”
13. Boy Scouts have the best knots, and the worst first dates.
14. Boy Scouts always come prepared, especially with corny jokes.
15. Boy Scouts don’t need GPS, they just follow the trail of wrappers from their granola bars.
16. Boy Scouts don’t text, they Morse code.
17. Boy Scouts don’t need maps, they just point to where they are and say “You are here!”
18. Boy Scouts don’t stay in hotels, they just pitch a tent in the lobby.
19. Boy Scouts don’t go hiking, they go “exploring.”
20. Boy Scouts don’t get drunk, they get “jamboree’d.”
Best Boy Scouts Jokes (30)
21. One day a Boy Scout was hiking through the wilderness when he came across a lake. He noticed an elderly woman struggling in the water. Without hesitation, the Scout jumped in and rescued her. After making sure she was okay, he continued his hike. Some time later, the Scout had gotten lost. He wandered around for hours before coming across a small cabin. Exhausted, he knocked on the door hoping he could get directions. To his surprise, the same elderly woman opened the door. She quickly ushered him inside where she had prepared a delicious meal for him. While eating, the Boy Scout told the woman about how he had gotten lost after saving her at the lake. The woman looked puzzled and responded, “I don’t recall being rescued by any Boy Scout. However, it was a Girl Scout who saved my life today.” Moral of the story: A good deed is its own reward.
22. What do you call a Boy Scout who doesn’t follow the rules? A scout-lawbreaker!
23. A Boy Scout troop was on a camping trip when an unexpected blizzard hit. The snow was coming down so fast that soon the boys were trapped inside their tents unable to leave. After two days of being stuck, they ran out of food. On the third day, their scoutmaster gathered them and said “I’ve got good news and bad news. The bad news is we’re still snowed in and ran out of food. The good news is that starting today, you can all earn your camping badge and your survival badge at the same time.”
24. Why was the Boy Scout troop so noisy on their hike? They were having a yodeling contest!
25. What do you call a Boy Scout who sells door-to-door? A sales scout!
26. How do Boy Scouts cook their meals when camping? They use scout stoves!
27. A scoutmaster took his troop on an overnight hike. After walking for hours, one scout said “I’m hungry, when are we going to eat?” The scoutmaster replied “Didn’t I tell you to pack snacks?” The scout said “I did but I ate them all during the first 10 minutes of the hike!”
28. Why don’t bears ever attack Boy Scout troops? They can smell the repellent from a mile away!
29. How do you join the Boy Scouts? Just scout them out and ask!
30. What do you call a Boy Scout who knows how to tie every knot? A smarty scout who’s got knots down pat!
31. Why did the Boy Scout cross the road? To help the old lady on the other side!
32. What do you call a Boy Scout who always carries a map and compass? Always prepared!
33. How do Boy Scouts spend their campfire time? Swapping tales and roasting s’mores!
34. Why do Boy Scouts pitch tents when camping? To get that authentic outdoor experience!
35. What’s the first thing Boy Scouts learn? How to pitch tents and build fires!
36. Why did the Boy Scout leader yell at his troop? They were getting rowdy during tent set-up.
37. How do Boy Scouts find their way in the woods? They follow the trails, markers, and their compass.
38. Why do Boy Scouts wear uniforms? To proudly display their troop affiliation.
39. What’s a Boy Scout’s favorite type of knot? The figure-eight – it’s a classic!
40. Why do Boy Scouts go hiking? To see nature’s beauty and challenge themselves.
41. How do Boy Scouts start a fire? They use matches, magnesium, flint, steel, and friction.
42. Why do Boy Scouts earn merit badges? To gain new skills and accomplishments.
43. What’s a Boy Scout’s motto? “Be prepared” – for anything!
44. Why do Boy Scouts make crafts while camping? To stave off boredom in their downtime.
45. How do Boy Scouts stay safe in the wilderness? They travel in groups, make noise, and carry safety gear.
46. What’s a Boy Scout’s favorite meal on a campout? Hot dogs roasted over an open fire!
47. Why do Boy Scouts learn orienteering? To find their way using just a map and compass.
48. What do you call a Boy Scout who pitches a tent in under a minute? An expert in setting up camp quickly!
49. Why do Boy Scouts go canoeing? To bond while paddling pristine lakes and rivers.
50. What do Boy Scouts spread on s’mores? Goey melted chocolate and marshmallow.
Boy Scouts Puns (15)
51. I wanted to join the Boy Scouts, but all the good troops were taken.
52. I tried to earn a humor badge from the Boy Scouts, but they said my jokes weren’t funny enough.
53. I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts for roasting marshmallows over a candle. They said it was cheating.
54. The Boy Scouts taught me how to read a compass, now I’m never lost!
55. I wanted to get my whittling badge from the Boy Scouts, but they said carving mini totem poles didn’t count.
56. The Boy Scouts kicked me out for bringing store-bought trail mix. They really wanted me to forage.
57. I tried to earn a tracking badge from the Boy Scouts, but they said following pizza delivery guys didn’t count.
58. The Boy Scouts rejected my macrame badge submission. They just couldn’t get knotty with me.
59. I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts for smuggling in doughnuts. Hey, I was just trying to be prepared!
60. The Boy Scouts wouldn’t give me a badge for making lanyards. Guess they didn’t find them handy enough.
61. I tried to get a rapping badge from the Boy Scouts, but they said my rhymes were too fly.
62. The Boy Scouts kicked me out when I brought a selfie stick on a hike. They really don’t dig newfangled gadgets.
63. I wanted to join the Boy Scouts, but the troop I liked was full. I guess scout’s honor doesn’t apply to waitlists.
64. The Boy Scouts rejected my dutch oven lasagna recipe. They only wanted trail grub for their cookbook.
65. I tried to earn a humor badge from the Boy Scouts by telling jokes around the campfire. They said mocking their uniforms wasn’t funny.
Best Boy Scouts Jokes (10)
66. What do you call a Boy Scout who refuses to go camping? A bad scout!
67. How do you join the Boy Scouts? Just scout them out and sign up!
68. Why do Boy Scouts always bring extra socks on camping trips? In case they get two wet feet!
69. How do Boy Scouts pass time around the campfire? By roasting marshmallows and telling spooky stories!
70. Why should you never try to sneak up on a Boy Scout camp? Their lookouts will spot you from a mile away!
71. How does a Boy Scout find food in the wilderness? By foraging for berries, mushrooms, and edible plants!
72. What’s a Boy Scout’s favorite thing about camping? Sleeping under the stars and spotting constellations.
73. Why do Boy Scouts learn first aid? So they can help others in an emergency.
74. How can you tell a Boy Scout from a Girl Scout? Just check their uniform – they’re quite different!
75. What’s the most important thing a Boy Scout carries? His trusty pocket knife for whittling and cutting rope!
