Wednesday Puns (10)
1. I heard Wednesday doesn’t like to shop for secondhand clothes. Why? There’s no point in buying mid-week wear.
2. Wednesday is the most boring day of the week. It’s like an in-between day – not quite over the hump but far from the weekend.
3. Wednesday is so done with this week already. She’s ready to move on to the weekend!
4. Wednesday is the hump day camel looking down on all the other days of the week.
5. Wednesday is feeling a little wacky today – must be the midweek madness setting in!
6. Wednesday’s got some major camel vibes going on. Hump day is in full effect!
7. Wednesday is like that awkward middle child, stuck between responsible Monday/Tuesday and fun Friday/Saturday.
8. Wednesday’s motto: Humpin’ it to the weekend. Keep on truckin’, we’re halfway there!
9. Wednesday’s just trying to make it over the hump without losing its mind. Only two more days to Friday!
10. Wednesday’s looking a little worn out. This midweek struggle is real!
Wednesday One-Liners (13)
11. It’s Wednesday? Ugh, my dudes.
12. Happy Wednesday! Just kidding, there’s nothing happy about Wednesdays.
13. Is it Friday yet? No? Darn you Wednesday, quit playing with my emotions.
14. Wednesday is here, much to everyone’s disappointment.
15. Wednesday is basically knocking on Monday’s door going “Heyyy can I copy your homework?”
16. I swear Wednesday actually lasts three days instead of one.
17. Wednesday is everyone’s least favorite day – the wannabe weekend.
18. Wednesday is the parking lot between Monday and Friday.
19. Wednesday: Day 3 of pretending to work while waiting for Friday.
20. Wednesday: Almost Friday, but not quite. So frustrating.
21. “It’s Wednesday my dudes” has become the universal sound of disappointment.
22. Wednesday is the pimple that just won’t go away when all you want is clear skin for the weekend.
23. Wednesday is the bra that digs into your skin all day but you can’t wait to take off when you get home.
Best Wednesday Jokes (20)
24. A Wednesday walked into a bar and sat down next to a Saturday and Sunday. The bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t serve mid-week drinks here.”
25. What do you call a Wednesday that’s gone too far? A Wendsday!
26. Why couldn’t Wednesday live in the normal calendar? Because it always wanted to be in between Tuesday and Thursday!
27. Wednesday woke up feeling very neutral. You could say it felt so-so.
28. Wednesday tried to buy some secondhand clothes once. They turned out to be mid-week wear.
29. Ever wonder how Wednesday got its name? It’s wedged right in the middle of the week!
30. What do you call Wednesday when it’s being indecisive? Wends-or-may-not-day.
31. Wednesday is having an identity crisis. It keeps asking itself, “Am I almost Friday or almost Monday?”
32. Wednesday doesn’t know how to party. It always gets stuck carrying Monday and Tuesday’s workload while Friday gets wild up ahead.
33. Wednesday tried online dating but always got ghosted. No one wants to date a mid-week day!
34. Wednesday woke up and said “Is it Friday yet?” Then promptly rolled over and went back to sleep when it realized it wasn’t.
35. Wednesday is the ultimate wingman, always stuck in the middle of the week hanging out with Tuesday and Thursday.
36. Wednesday likes to call itself “Little Friday” but we all know that’s a lie.
37. Wednesday tried to cut in line on Black Friday once. Yeah, that didn’t end well.
38. Wednesday is the fly buzzing around that annoys you at work right before you break for the weekend.
39. Wednesday afternoon meetings are proof that all joy has been sucked out of the middle of the week.
40. Wednesday is the speedbump on the highway to the weekend.
41. Wednesday is an endless barrage of tweets and memes about how much Wednesday sucks.
42. Wednesday marks the midpoint of the work week when you look back wistfully at Monday and eagerly ahead to Friday.
43. Wednesday is what happens when all the boring parts of Monday and Tuesday get together with the anticipation and fatigue of Friday and Saturday.