40 Funny Toothbrush Jokes

Toothbrush Puns

1. I was feeling a bit down, but my new electric toothbrush really brightened my day.
2. My dentist told me I need to buy a new toothbrush. I said I would brush him off.
3. Did you hear about the electric toothbrush that was feeling under the weather? It had a battery infection!
4. Want to hear a joke about toothbrushes? Actually nevermind, it’s pretty clean.
5. I entered my toothbrush in a marathon. It will definitely make the top bristles.
6. The toothbrush quit his job because he felt like he was just going through the motions every day.
7. My toothbrush told me it was quitting. I said, “That’s enough, I’m putting my foot down!”
8. What do you call a toothbrush that plays video games? An Xbox Brush.
9. Did you hear about the electric toothbrush that was arrested? It was charged with battery!
10. What do you call a toothbrush from the 18th century? A Chippendale brush.
11. Did you know that some toothbrushes have bluetooth? It’s true-brush technology.
12. My electric toothbrush broke today, now we’re not on speaking terms.
13. A toothbrush walked into a bar and said to the bartender, “Give me a stiff one!”

Toothbrush One-Liners

14. My toothbrush has more rhythm than most pop stars these days.
15. My toothbrush is filthy, but it cleans up nice.
16. After brushing with my new toothbrush my mouth has never felt sensor.
17. This new toothbrush feels bristly about its job.
18. I think my toothbrush has an identity crisis, it keeps going back and forth.
19. My toothbrush may be small but it scrubs up good.
20. My electric toothbrush gets me revved up in the morning.
21. This old toothbrush has seen better days but still gets the job done.
22. Despite being handleless, my toothbrush doesn’t feel all bent out of shape.
23. My toothbrush may bend but it doesn’t break under plaque pressure.
24. This toothbrush came free with my magazine subscription, finally something useful from those junk mailers!
25. My travel toothbrush is tiny but it scrubs with the best of them.
26. I wouldn’t say my toothbrush has a Napoleon complex but it certainly has short bristles.
27. My toothbrush tells me it has rights but I remind it who’s boss around here.

Best Toothbrush Jokes

29. Last night my electric toothbrush suddenly stopped working. I took it back to the store and told the clerk, “It doesn’t vibrate anymore, I think it’s lost its thrill.” The clerk said, “Sounds like you need some new oral-B.”
30. My friend was bragging that he has a gold-plated toothbrush. I told him that it sounds fancy but really it’s just another way for companies to brush more money out of people.
31. I was putting air freshener on my toothbrush hoping to improve the cleaning experience. Then it hit me – this is how Scope mouthwash started.
32. The other day my electric toothbrush fell into the toilet. My first thought was, well isn’t this convenient, it can give the toilet bowl a good scrubbing too! But my wife insisted on throwing it out for sanitary reasons. What a waste of a perfectly good opportunity if you ask me.
33. So I bought this fancy electric toothbrush that supposedly has artificial intelligence and bluetooth connectivity. But after using it for a few days I’m starting to think it’s not that smart. I mean, it still can’t figure out which direction my teeth are no matter how many times I tell it to brush left and right!
34. I was shocked when my dentist told me I had a cavity between two teeth that hadn’t been properly cleaned. I said, “That’s impossible! My electric toothbrush pulses 40,000 times per minute!” My dentist shrugged and said, “Your toothbrush might vibrate fast, but it’s clear it hasn’t mastered the back and forth movement that effectively cleans between teeth.” Well played, doc.
35. The other day I was looking for a water flosser to improve my oral hygiene, but everything was so expensive. Then I realized my electric toothbrush probably cost just as much and I never questioned it. I guess when it comes to dental care products most people just brush the costs aside without thinking twice!
36. My electric toothbrush died after 5 years of use. As I mourned its loss I realized just how much daily enjoyment I had gotten from its cleaning power. They say nothing lasts forever, but I feel like it left this world too soon – it had so much more plaque buildup to remove!
37. I was excited when Amazon said my electric toothbrush had shipped. Three days later when I opened the package, I discovered they had sent me a box of live bristle worms instead! Utterly disappointed, I contacted their customer service to complain. They apologized for the mix-up, but said there was nothing they could do since the bristle worms had already hatched – no returns allowed on live bristles!
38. I was shocked when my friend said she still uses a manual toothbrush. I asked her “Why torture yourself when electric toothbrushes do all the hard brushing for you?” She said she likes the old fashioned way. I told her that’s like saying you prefer to wash clothes by hand when washing machines exist! She said “Believe it or not, some people enjoy doing extra work.” I still think she’s crazy – that’s way too much effort just to brush your teeth!
39. So apparently my smart electric toothbrush has been tracking my brushing habits and storing the data online. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised – if tech companies can monitor every website we visit then no detail of our private lives is off limits, not even dental hygiene! But still, enabling optimal plaque removal is one thing but do they really need to know how many times a day I brush?
40. I bought each of my kids a new electric toothbrush. They keep complaining the bristles feel too stiff. I told them to quit whining – technology has come too far for modern toothbrushes to have soft bristles. How else will it effectively obliterate plaque and scrape off hardened gunk? The plaque of yesterday is no match for the ruthless cleaning machines of today!
41. So I was supposed to get this state of the art electric toothbrush in the mail today. It has AI sensors to provide real-time feedback on brushing efficiency and an app to track dental health goals. But there must have been a mix up with my order – instead I got a box of potato brushes! Now I have to scrub vegetables while I wait for my replacement to arrive.
42. Ugh, this cheap electric toothbrush I bought is the worst! The ad said “dentist recommended” but after a few days of use my gums are more inflamed than ever! I’m starting to think no dentists actually tested this thing before it ended up on store shelves. If I had a nickel for every shady hygiene product with fake recommendations I could afford one of those $200 luxury electric toothbrushes!
43. So apparently I brush with too much pressure according to my smart toothbrush app. But I don’t get how that’s even possible when modern electric toothbrushes have pressure sensors to prevent damage? I asked my dentist and she confirmed the readings are correct because even high tech bristles can’t fix bad technique. Well excuse me for not brushing daintily! I want squeaky clean teeth and plaque doesn’t stand a chance against my aggressive approach.
44. I saw a news story about counterfeit electric toothbrushes being sold online. Buyers think they’re getting an Oral-B for cheap, but what arrives is a fake with old technology inside. So remember – if the price seems too good to be true, the cleaning power probably is too! Personally I just stick to buying directly from the brand website.
45. My wife says I’m addicted to buying new electric toothbrushes whenever fancier models are released. But I can stop anytime! I just choose not to because each upgrade has important benefits – like bluetooth connectivity to track brushing efficiency. She says oral health is fine without fancy gadgets, but what does she know – she’s still using a boring manual brush!
46. So my electric toothbrush ran out of battery power right when I was halfway through brushing my teeth this morning. Apparently it doesn’t hold a charge like it used to. Now I’m sitting here with a mouth full of foam impatiently waiting for it to recharge enough to finish the job. Stupid unreliable technology! This is why I keep the old manual brush as backup.
47. My dentist says I should apply less pressure when brushing with my electric toothbrush. She advised me to pretend I’m “painting a fence” to use gentle strokes. I told her I’m no cowboy lightly whitewashing wood planks – we’re talking about annihilating plaque here! I need an aggressive brushing rhythm if I’m going destroy those bacteria colonies!
48. So I treated myself to a luxury smart toothbrush with an interactive display that shows brushing data. It pairs with an app too. The only downside is I spend more time staring at the screen than actually brushing my teeth! There’s just so much information to take in with fancy graphs and progression bars. Gotta gamify dental hygiene I guess.
49. My electric toothbrush’s pressure sensor keeps activating when I brush. Apparently I’m scrubbing too hard even though it feels normal to me. Time to take my dentist’s advice and pretend I’m gently brushing a little bunny’s fur I guess. Though with my brushing style those hypothetical bunny gums would be in trouble!
50. Who needs a fancy bluetooth toothbrush? I attached an old smartphone to my boring manual brush using rubber bands. Sure it looks ridiculous but now I can watch videos to pass the time while brushing! Going to snap on a cheap SIM card next for text and call functionality. Take that overpriced high tech oral care!