Taco Bell Puns
1. I went to Taco Bell and ordered a chalupa. The employee said, “Don’t you mean a chalupay?” I said, “No, just one is fine.”
2. What do you call a Taco Bell restaurant that floats? A taco sailboat.
3. Why don’t they have clocks inside Taco Bell restaurants? There’s no time for Taco Bell, only tacos.
4. I asked for extra sauce at Taco Bell. They gave me a whole bag! Now I have a sauce of income.
5. Taco Bell got rid of their drive-thru speakers. Now you have to yell your order through the window. It’s their new taco call system.
6. I entered my dog in the Taco Bell hot sauce drinking contest. I thought he would win for sure, but no chihuahua.
7. I got food poisoning from eating old Taco Bell tacos. In nachosight, it was probably a bad idea.
8. Did you hear Taco Bell is releasing a new taco filled with money? It’s called the cashalupa.
9. Someone stole the restroom key from my local Taco Bell. Police are searching for the John Doe.
10. I’m writing a song about my love for Taco Bell. So far the lyrics just say “nacho, nacho man.”
11. Taco Bell got into the greeting card business. But all their cards just say “Taco ’bout love!”
12. I went on a date to Taco Bell and got sauce on my shirt. It was a hot mess.
13. My favorite Taco Bell order: one taco to rule them all!
Taco Bell One-Liners
14. I asked the Taco Bell employee if they had gluten-free tortillas. She said, “Tac-no.”
15. What do you call a Taco Bell that has run out of beef? Nacho Bell.
16. My Taco Bell order: a burrito with extra guac. My wallet order: Stopit-o!
17. Why does Taco Bell offer free drink refills? They know you need something to wash down the regret.
18. Taco Bell got into the pet food business. Their top seller? Chihuahua chow.
19. I decided to get healthy and skipped Taco Bell. It was a missed steak.
20. What do you call someone who puts hot sauce on literally everything at Taco Bell? A firecracker.
21. My favorite item at Taco Bell? The exit.
22. Taco Bell cashier: Would you like any hot sauce? Me: No thanks, it makes my butt volcano.
23. Why does Taco Bell cause stomach aches? It’s the daily taco-tol on your body.
24. How did Taco Bell become so successful? They really masa’d the opportunity.
25. Taco Bell manager: How spicy would you like your order? Me: Uh, baja blast?
26. What do you call someone who eats Taco Bell every day? Nacho usual self.
27. Why do stoners love Taco Bell? It’s the munchy food of the gods.
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28. My friend got food poisoning from Taco Bell and had to miss two weeks of work. He later got a card from them that said “We Taco ’bout love you as an employee!”
29. I took my pet turtle to Taco Bell and asked them to make him a taco shell helmet. They said no reptiles allowed. I explained he’s been training for the Turtle Bell all his life!
30. I decided to eat only Taco Bell for a month to see if their food really is addictive. On day 3 I spotted a billboard for KFC. I suddenly had an uncontrollable craving for biscuits. Taco Bell – not even once.
31. My girlfriend left me for a Taco Bell manager. I’m devastated. He’s just going to nacho average guy who makes her horchata whenever she wants. How can I compete?
32. I got into a car accident on the way to Taco Bell. The police officer asked if I was texting and driving. I said, “No, I swear I was just taco’ing!” He laughed and let me go.
33. I entered Taco Bell’s taco eating contest. I was doing great until they brought out the Diablo sauce in round 3. I immediately started sweating and breathing fire. Let’s just say it ended in some firey diarrhea.
34. I went through the Taco Bell drive-thru on my lunch break and ordered $20 worth of food for myself. The cashier said “Wow, that’s a lot of food for one person!” I responded, “Oh no, this is just my appetizer.”
35. I’m writing a country song about Taco Bell called “Nachos on My Tacos.” The chorus goes: “You put those nachos on my tacos, added some fire to my ring. Oh the heartburn that it’s bringing, with all them nachos on my tacos.”
36. Why does Taco Bell cause so much gas? It’s because you can’t Taco ’bout the massive amount of beans you just ate without tooting your own horn.
37. I ate so much Taco Bell last night that I swear I was hearing Spanish music this morning when I farted. My butt was playing La Cucaracha!
38. What do you call someone who eats too much Taco Bell? A fartisan. Because their farts could be considered artisan crafts.
39. Why was the Taco Bell employee fired? He kept lettuceing people’s orders fall on the floor before serving them.
40. How do you fix a broken Taco Bell taco? With nacho patch kit.
41. Why did the Taco Bell cashier quit his job? Because it wasn’t his cup of chai tea.
42. Did you hear Taco Bell is making taco-flavored Tic Tacs? Yup, they’re calling them Tac Tacs.
43. My Taco Bell order: One cheesy gordita crunch…and an antacid chaser. Because I’m gonna need it.
44. What do you call someone who eats too many Doritos Locos Tacos? A Flamin’ Hot Mess!
45. How do you fix an oversalted taco from Taco Bell? Just add a little pepper. JK, there’s no fixing that salty mess.
46. Why does Taco Bell’s food look better in ads than in real life? False taco-vertising.
47. I decided to eat a Taco Bell Cravings Pack in one sitting to really treat myself. Let’s just say my toilet and I became very well acquainted that night.
48. What do you call a Taco Bell taco with no shell? Nachos!
49. Why was the Taco Bell cashier so exhausted at the end of her shift? Everyone kept asking to taco ’bout the menu.
50. Did you hear Taco Bell is releasing a new Mountain Dew infused taco? It’s called the Dew-rito.
51. I asked for a vegetarian taco at Taco Bell. The employee said, “That’s impossible. The lettuce has beef juice on it.”
52. What do you call someone who is obsessed with Taco Bell’s breakfast menu? An a.m.igo.
53. Why was the Taco Bell cashier fired? He kept taco-napping on the job!
54. I decided to eat only Taco Bell for a whole year to get free food for life. By month 2, my toilet threatened to call a lawyer.
55. Why does Taco Bell cause so much indigestion? Because it’s fast food, not digest-fast food.