Super Bowl Puns
1. I wanted to bet on the Super Bowl, but couldn’t decide which team to pick. It was a real coin toss.
2. I heard two football teams are fighting over the Super Bowl trophy. There’s some real bowl envy going on.
3. The Super Bowl champions were invited to visit the White House. They had a ball meeting the president.
4. Two quarterbacks met in the Super Bowl. It was a Manning-Manning situation.
5. The losing team’s coach was so upset about the Super Bowl, he flipped the Gatorade bucket. That was poor sportsman-chip.
6. The entertainer put on an explosive halftime show at the Super Bowl. It blew audiences away.
7. The referee made a bad pass interference call in the Super Bowl. It was a real flag on the play.
8. The winning quarterback took home the Super Bowl’s MVP trophy. He was the man of the hourglass.
9. The local bakery made football-shaped cookies for the Super Bowl. They had a ball making them.
10. The rookie said he was hungry to play in his first Super Bowl. He had an appetite for the big game.
Super Bowl One-Liners
11. The Super Bowl – where mind-blowing commercials meet mind-numbing football.
12. Super Bowl rule #1: root for whoever’s playing against the Patriots.
13. Q: Why don’t ants watch the Super Bowl? A: Because they prefer the Sugar Bowl!
14. The Super Bowl winner gets a fancy ring, and the loser just gets to enjoy delicious wings.
15. Bookies love the Super Bowl – it gives new meaning to the term “Big Game.”
16. The real winner of the Super Bowl is the company that makes the coolest commercial.
17. The Super Bowl is the only time I actually look forward to ads interrupting the game.
18. You know it’s a boring Super Bowl when the halftime show gets higher ratings than the game.
19. The Super Bowl – where a 30-second commercial spot costs more than most people’s homes.
20. The losing Super Bowl team really dropped the ball.
Best Super Bowl Jokes
21. John was excited for the Super Bowl and bought a big screen TV just for the occasion. When it arrived, he excitedly plugged it in and turned it on to test it. However, he was confused when all that appeared on screen was tennis. Then it hit him – he had purchased a Wimbledon finalist!
22. Betty loved watching football but her roommate Jake hated sports. When the Super Bowl arrived, Betty was excited but Jake complained the whole time. He kept asking Betty to change the channel, stop cheering so loud, and turn the volume down. By halftime Betty had enough. She looked Jake in the eyes and said “Jake, stop being such a Super Brat!”
23. Mark had saved up all year to bet big money on the Super Bowl. After carefully researching each team and deliberating for weeks, he finally placed a $10,000 wager on the team he was sure would win it all. When Super Bowl Sunday arrived, Mark excitedly tuned in for the big game. He was shocked when the TV screen displayed a message saying “Technical Difficulties – Please Stand By.” Mark learned an important lesson that day – never bet money you Super Can’t afford to lose.
24. When Peter’s favorite team made it to the Super Bowl, he knew he had to do something special. He decided to bake a football-shaped cake to enjoy while watching the big game. Peter worked for hours crafting his cake masterpiece, decorating it with his team’s colors and logo. When the cake was finally finished, he proudly carried it into the living room – but tripped on the rug. The cake flew into the air and landed splat on the floor. Peter’s Super Bowl party attendees got a big kick out of his fumble.
25. On the morning of the Super Bowl, Betty realized to her horror that she had forgotten to prepare for her big game-watching party that evening! She rushed to the store in a panic, speeding down the aisles grabbing chips, dips, drinks and more while frantically calling friends to ask them to bring plates and napkins. By the time the party started, Betty had managed to cobble together quite a spread! Her friends were impressed she pulled it off despite her Super Bowl scramble.
26. Gary was painting his face in his team’s colors in excitement for the Super Bowl when he had an idea. To show his team pride, he painted his bald head to look like a football! His friends got a huge kick out of Gary’s Super Bald move and it quickly became the talk of the party. When Gary’s team won, his painted head proved good luck – he was certainly the MVP of Super Bowl team spirit!
27. When Margaret hosts her annual Super Bowl party, she always makes her famous seven layer dip. One year, she was layering the ingredients extra quickly since guests were about to arrive. When she absentmindedly reached for the jalapeños instead of the black olives, she didn’t realize her mistake until everyone tried the dip. Let’s just say there were some burning mouths before halftime! But Margaret learned her lesson – when making seven layer dip for the Super Bowl, pay extra attention to which layer you’re Sup-Her Spicy!