Sun Puns
1. I heard the sun got arrested yesterday for drug possession. Apparently he had a lot of ecstasy.
2. Why was the sun so bright and cheerful this morning? It took some Vitamin D-light!
3. Did you hear about the sun who went on a tropical vacation? It was a real tan-gent!
4. My friend got mad at me for making so many sun puns. But hey, no pun in ten did!
5. What did the beach say to the sun? Thanks for all the rays!
6. Why do suns make the best mediators? They’re such natural light-keepers!
7. I thought about telling a sunburn joke, but I didn’t want to get roasted too badly.
8. What did the sun say to the desert? You’re hot, but I like you a latte!
9. Why did the sun go to college? To get more degrees!
10. How does the sun cut his hair? Eclipse it!
Sun One-Liners
11. The sun’s no fun till he comes out with puns.
12. Sun of a beach!
13. You light up my day!
14. I’m overtanned and underprepared.
15. It’s always sunny with you around.
16. You’re my ray of sunshine.
17. Feeling hot, hot, hot!
18. Let the sun shine!
19. Rise and shine, buttercup!
20. Living that sunset life.
Best Sun Jokes
21. I entered my solar panel in a competition. I had high hopes for it, but unfortunately it didn’t make the finals.
22. My friend got so sunburnt at the beach, he decided to sue the sun for damages. I told him he doesn’t have a legal leg to stand on!
23. I heard NASA is sending the Sun to college. They want it to get more degrees.
24. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.
25. I bought some really expensive solar panels. They cost a small fortune but are worth every penny!
26. Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
27. I wanted to tell a joke about an eclipse, but it’s just too dark.
28. The beach was so crowded yesterday, it was a real sun-see.
29. Did you hear about the psychic dwarf who escaped from prison? The headlines read “Small medium at large!”
30. I tried to catch some fog the other day. I mist.
31. Our local ice cream man was found dead covered in chocolate, nuts and sprinkles. The police say he topped himself.
32. Last night I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea.
33. I went to a seafood disco last week. I pulled a mussel.
34. I was wondering why the frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.
35. Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!
36. I once stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
37. Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
38. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
39. What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite!
40. How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.
41. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
42. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
43. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
44. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
45. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
46. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
47. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
48. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
49. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
50. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
51. Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field.
52. I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
53. How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
54. I went to the museum to see dinosaur bones. Sadly there were no fossils there.
55. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
56. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He’s lucky it was a soft drink!
57. I couldn’t figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked.
58. I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting larger and larger, but then it hit me.
59. Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu – you get what you deserve.
60. Where do boats go when they get sick? To the dock.
61. I tried to catch some fog yesterday. I mist.
62. The future, past and present all walked into a bar. It was tense.
63. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
64. Last night I dreamed I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted!