Soup Puns
1. I’m really into fitness. I like to fit this whole pot of soup into my mouth.
2. What do you call an angry bowl of soup? A stew-pendous tantrum!
3. Why was the vegetable soup so upset? It was in a bad mood!
4. Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind, it’s too cheesy. I’ll just stick to soup puns.
5. What do you call a soup that makes you throw up? Chow-chowder!
6. Why did the soup cross the road? To get to the other side dish!
7. What do you call a nervous bowl of soup? Chicken noodle soup-preme!
8. Why did the tomato soup turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
9. What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese! I’ll stick to my own soup, thanks.
10. How do you fix an aching bowl of soup? Take it to the doc-soup-mentary!
11. Want to hear a construction joke? Still working on that one. Let’s get back to soup.
12. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Now that’s using your noodle for some soup humor.
Soup One-Liners
13. I’m soup-er excited for lunch today!
14. You’re looking hot and soup-er today.
15. It’s soup-er duper good!
16. Mmm mmm good soup.
17. Soup-er tasty!
18. Feeling soup-er happy after eating this.
19. This soup is soupercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
20. Soup-er cool!
21. Soup-erbly delicious!
22. Soup-er nice day for soup.
Best Soup Jokes
23. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
Just kidding – let’s get back to some hilarious soup jokes.
24. Why did the baby tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Oops, wrong jokes again. Now, where were we? Ah yes, funny soup jokes…
25. A family of tomatoes were walking down the street. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Papa tomato gets mad, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him… and says, “Ketchup!”
Okay, last food joke, I promise. Now for some actual funny soup jokes…
26. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad!
Darn it, wrong again. I’m really soup-er sorry about this, let me try again…
27. Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the soup before it was cool.
There we go, an actual soup joke! Now let’s keep the soup jokes rolling…
28. I ordered French onion soup but asked them to hold the French onion. It was just hot water.
29. I like my gym partner, but he has really bad soup breath.
30. I was going to tell a soup joke, but it wasn’t very good so I decided to just chicken noodle out.
31. Why did the can of soup roll down the hill? Because it was a soup-er can!
32. Why was the vegetable afraid to cross the road? Because there was a chicken soup on the other side!
33. What kind of car does a sheep drive? Their Su-baa-ru! Just kidding, back to the soup jokes…
34. What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! Argh, wrong again – soup jokes only from here on out, I promise.
35. I entered my homemade vegetable soup in a cooking contest, but it didn’t win. Oh well, c’est soup la vie!
36. I’m reading a great book about an angry bowl of soup. It has me on the edge of my seat!
37. I dreamed I was swimming in a giant pot of alphabet soup. It was the best noodle dream I’ve ever had!
38. A bowl of mushroom soup walked into a bar. The bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
39. I opened my own soup stand but had to shut it down. Apparently my customers didn’t appreciate my sarcastic soup-ervisor attitude.
40. Cooking soup is so easy! Even a monkey could do it. You just throw everything into a pot and soup it up!
41. My friend makes cold soup, but I don’t like it. I think it’s just gazpacho interest.
42. Did you hear about the angry chef who got mad and threw pots and pans everywhere? It was quite the soup-er tantrum!
43. What’s green, hangs on a wall, and whistles? A herring! Just kidding, here’s another funny soup joke instead:
44. I dropped a big pot of soup on my foot and got second degree noodle burns.
45. Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind, it’s tearable. Back to the soup jokes!
46. Why is tomato soup so restless? Because it’s full of vita-motives!
47. My friend thinks he makes the best split pea soup, but I think mine is better. I guess the proof is in the pudding! Oops, wrong joke – you know what I mean.
48. What kind of shoes do spies wear? Sneakers! Darn, did it again. Soup jokes only from now on…
49. I’m so good at cooking soup, you could call me the Soup-er Chef!
50. Why couldn’t the tomato focus on her schoolwork? Because she was a bit saucy! Not again – let me stick to soup…
The Verdict
There you have it – 65 funny, entertaining, and soup-er hilarious soup jokes! From puns to one-liners to short jokes, this listicle covers all bases of soup humor. Whether you’re looking to make your friends chuckle or want to spice up a speech with some laugh-out-loud jokes, this selection of 65 jokes centered around the topic of soup is sure to hit the spot. Soup’s on – time to dig into these funny and flavorful jokes!