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55 Funny School Bus Jokes

55 Funny School Bus Jokes

School Bus Puns

1. I heard the school bus got into a crash. Thankfully, there were no in-juries!

2. The school bus driver quit his job because it was just going in circles and he felt like he wasn’t getting anywhere.

3. I asked the school bus driver why the bus was painted yellow. He said it’s for all the mellow kids!

4. I’m reading a book about school bus safety. It has some good chapters!

5. Did you hear about the new electric school bus? It has great potential!

6. The kids were confused why the school bus didn’t move. The driver explained it was out of gas, so they had to wait patiently for fuel.

7. The school bus broke down during the field trip. I guess we can call it a road trip now!

8. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on it.

9. I’m thinking of writing a book about school bus facts. It will be full of common knowledge.

10. The kids on the short bus started telling jokes. It was a little humor.

School Bus One-Liners

11. I guess you could say the school bus ran out of gas – it just didn’t have the fuel to keep going.

12. The kids were late to school because the bus broke down – talk about being tardy to the party.

13. That school bus is driving dangerously – it must be road raging right now.

14. That school bus is so old, it belongs in a museum not on the road!

15. I don’t mean to gossip, but I heard the school bus driver isn’t licensed to drive.

16. I saw a school bus trying to do a U-turn and it did not go well.

17. Don’t play with the emergency exit on the school bus – that’s just wrong on so many levels!

18. The kids on the bus were being so noisy the driver had to yell “don’t make me stop this bus!”

19. Well that’s one way to make an entrance – did you see how that school bus pulled into the parking lot?

20. I guess that school bus doesn’t need gas, it runs on the power of screaming kids.

Best School Bus Jokes

21. A school bus driver was running late one morning, so she raced down the street. Surprisingly, every stop she made, students were waiting there on time. The driver was impressed and asked the first student she saw, “Wow, how did you all get here on time?” The student replied, “Easy, we just ran after the bus!”

22. One day a school bus driver was running late on his route. He zoomed around corners and broke the speed limit to get the kids to school on time. Suddenly, he saw red and blue lights flashing in his rearview mirror and heard a siren. He pulled over and an officer approached the bus. “Sorry I pulled you over, but I noticed you were driving recklessly,” the officer said. The bus driver replied, “Well I was just trying to get these kids to school on time!” The officer looked around and said “Hmm, it looks like you’re the only one on this bus…”

23. A school bus driver was taking a group of kindergartners on a field trip to the zoo. She drove around for a while but couldn’t find a place to park. Frustrated, she asked the kids “Where do monkeys park?” One little boy raised his hand and said “On their scooters!”

24. What do you call a school bus driver who lost their job? Un-bus-driver.

25. How does a school bus driver keep order? They threaten to go on a sit-down strike.

26. Why don’t skeletons ever ride the bus? They don’t have the stomach for it!

27. How do school buses stay warm in the winter? Their wheels generate a lot of bus heat.

28. Why don’t eggs take the bus to school? They prefer to ride in their cadill-egg!

29. What do you call a school bus with square wheels? A school cube.

30. Why did the school bus show up early? He wanted to turn in.

31. How does a school bus stop? It goes to the brakes.

32. Why was the blonde student late to school? She confused the yellow bus with a banana.

33. What happens when a school bus breaks down? The kids have to take a spelling test.

34. Why did the school bus pick up the lost dog? It looked a bit ruff.

35. Why can’t a school bus jump? It doesn’t have any springs!

36. Why did the school bus cross the road? To pick up some tards.

37. What do you call someone who dropped out of bus driving school? A pedestrian.

38. Why did the school bus driver get fired? He kept speeding through the stop signs!

39. Why was the school bus yelling at other cars? It had road rage.

40. What do you get if you cross a school bus and a chicken? Public trans-poultry!

41. Why was the big yellow bus pink? The students took it to the wrong stop.

42. What do you call two school buses that collide? A school bus crash

43. Why did the school bus arrive late for work? It took a wrong turn.

44. How do you make a school bus float? Fill it up with root beer.

45. Why don’t school buses have air conditioning? The windows are always down!

46. What do you call a bus driver who’s afraid of kids? A scaredy bus driver.

47. Why did the kindergartner bring a ladder onto the school bus? He wanted to go to high school!

48. Why was the school bus wearing sunglasses? It was trying to look cool.

49. What happens to a school bus when it breaks down? It gets schooled by the mechanic.

50. Why do school buses have wheels? To get to school of course!

51. Why did the school bus show up to class late? It got caught in traffic.

52. What do you get if you cross a school bus with a skunk? A stinky ride home from school.

53. Why couldn’t the school bus turn left? It wasn’t signaling properly.

54. Why did the kid bring a ladder onto the school bus? He wanted to climb the social ladder.

55. What do you call a school bus driver who retired? A wanderbus.