Rodeo Puns
1. I wanted to enter the calf roping contest, but the organizers said I’d just be pulling their leg.
2. The rodeo clown took a bull by the horns and asked it, “Got beef with me?”
3. The rodeo rider was feeling sheepish after falling off the bull for the third time. He knew the crowd thought his performance was baaad.
4. The rodeo bull kept telling the same joke over and over. His rider told him, “Stop milking it!”
5. I entered my horse in a rodeo race, but it stopped to graze midway. Now I know not to put the cart before the horse.
6. The cowboy was angry that his saddle kept slipping during the bronco riding competition. He wanted to grab the bull by the horns and have a stern talking to.
7. The rodeo clown was feeling blue after being trampled one too many times. But he knew the show must go on.
8. The rodeo rider got into a fight at the saloon over who was the best bucking bull rider. Things got so heated he called the other guy a “hornhead.”
9. The cowboy was proud of his prize winning steer. He said, “I raised that beef from scratch!”
10. The rodeo riders decided to unionize and hold a strike for better wages and safer working conditions. The slogan was “No bull: our demands are reasonable!”
11. My friend wanted to practice calf roping but didn’t have any calves. So I tied a rope around my waist and said, “I’ll be your calf today!”
12. The rodeo announcer’s voice was horse after a long day of shouting into the microphone. He needed some throat lozenges, stat!
Rodeo One-Liners
13. This ain’t my first rodeo.
14. I’m not horsing around when I say rodeos take guts.
15. A rodeo a day keeps the boredom away.
16. Quit horsing around, the rodeo is starting!
17. This bull is so dangerous, its horns have horns.
18. They call me the tornado – I spin those calves round and round.
19. This ain’t no dog and pony show, this here’s the real deal rodeo!
20. I don’t mean to stirrup any trouble, but my lasso skills are unmatched.
21. You’ve got to take the bull by the horns if you want to win big here.
22. Rodeo riding is a rough business – so hang on for the wild ride!
23. These cowboys are tougher than a two dollar steak.
24. Ain’t no bucks too big for this bronco rider!
25. This here’s the wildest show on dirt.
26. I’m not horsing around when I say this bull could buck off a freight train.
27. This ain’t my first rodeo, but it just might be my last.
28. Let ‘er buck! This cowboy’s ready to ride.
29. This is the most dangerous eight seconds in sports, folks.
30. Look out, we’ve got a live one here. This bull came to party.
Best Rodeo Jokes
31. What do you call a grumpy rodeo clown? A sourpuss.
32. How do you stop a charging rodeo bull? Take away its credit card.
33. What do you get when you cross a rodeo cowboy with a rockstar? A Ranch Roll.
34. Where do rodeo riders go for a fun night out? To the saloon for some stirrup trouble.
35. Why don’t rodeo cowboys ever lose gambling bets? Because they always hedge their bets.
36. Did you hear about the Irish rodeo rider? His name was Horhey O’Dare.
37. What do you call a cow who’s also a part-time matador? A Rodeo Dairy Queen.
38. Why don’t cows ever win rodeo barrel racing competitions? They’re always too cow-ardly.
39. How can you tell when a rodeo clown is depressed? They start dressing in Blue jeans.
40. How do rodeo bulls stay connected to their friends? They use their horny-phones.
41. Why don’t angry rodeo bulls ever charge at their riders? Because they give them the silent treatment.
42. What’s a rodeo clown’s favorite kind of cereal? Cocoa Puffs.
43. Where do baby rodeo bulls go during the day? The calf-ery.
44. What do you call a caveman who rides bulls? A Rodeo Neanderthal.
45. Why don’t cows make good rodeo clowns? Because they’re udder failures at comedy.
46. Did you hear about the psychic rodeo clown? He was known for predicting when bulls would strike.
47. What do you call a creepy looking rodeo clown? A scarypuss.
48. Why don’t cowboys yell “Yahoo!” when they win rodeo events? Because they give a silent “Yippee!” instead.
49. What’s a rodeo clown’s favorite dessert? Custard pies.
50. What do you call a lazy rodeo bull? An unwillin’ bovine.
51. Why was the rodeo cowboy embarrassed about his new leather chaps? They were made from naughahyde.
52. How do rodeo riders pamper their horses after competitions? They take them to ho-tels.
53. Why did the rodeo clown cross the road? To get to the chicken side.
54. What do you call cattle who perform rodeo tricks? Showbeef.
55. Why do rodeo bulls wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don’t work.
56. What’s a rodeo cowboy’s favorite sport? Calf-ball.
57. Why did the rodeo cow have a sore udder? Because its calf kept biting it.
58. What do you call a small rodeo horse? A little pony.
59. Why aren’t cows ever chosen to be rodeo clowns? Because they always chicken out.
60. What do you call a French rodeo rider? A Cowboy Crepe-Suzette.
61. Why did the rodeo clown start telling bad jokes? To get the bull’s groans.
62. How do rodeo bulls stay in touch during the off-season? They just cow-mmunicate.
63. Why was the rodeo cowboy looking dapper on competition day? He wanted to dress his calves in style.
64. What’s a rodeo cowboy’s favorite fruit? Lasso berries.
65. Why don’t rodeo bulls ever win staring contests? They always cow-er away first.
66. Did you hear about the chubby rodeo clown? He was known for his roly poly antics.
67. Why did the rodeo clown start moonlighting as a cook? He needed to make extra clam chowder.
68. What’s a rodeo cowboy’s favorite TV channel? The Hoedown Network.
69. Why do rodeo cowboys have grouchy horses? Because they wake them up at the crack of darn.
70. Why was the rodeo cowboy afraid of internet memes? Because everything went viral.
71. What do you call a tornado at the rodeo? A Twister Sister.
72. Why don’t clumsy rodeo clowns perform well? They keep tripping over their floppy shoes.
73. How do rodeo bulls unwind after competitions? By watching Netflix and chilling.
74. What do you call a pyromaniac rodeo clown? A flamer.
75. Why was the rodeo cowboy searching frantically through his saddlebag? He lost his bucking bit.