Peach Puns
- Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man. In a factory downtown. If I had my little way, I’d eat peaches every day.
- Did you hear about the beauty pageant for peaches? It was quite the pitty party.
- That peach pie looks so good, it’s makin’ my mouth water. You could say it’s peachy keen.
- I was feeling down so my friend tried to peach me up. It worked, I’m feeling peach-y again.
- Peaches are so juicy and sweet. You could say they’re the pits.
- My friend grew a bunch of peaches in his backyard. Now his place is a real peach orchard.
- Peaches are such a fuzzy fruit. You could say they’re peach fuzz.
- I love peach cobbler, it’s my peach of pie.
- That new peach perfume smells so good. It’s peachy!
- Peaches are too sweet for me. I’m more of a lemon person, you could say I’m a sourpuss.
Peach One-Liners
- I’m in a peachy mood today.
- Peachy keen jelly bean!
- Everything’s just peachy.
- That peach looks so juicy, it’s the pits!
- Peaches are the fruit of summer.
- Peachy baby!
- Peaches make me blush.
- Peachy perfect.
- A day without peaches is the pits.
- Peaches are sweet as candy.
Best Peach Jokes
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Why did the peach get sent to detention at school? It was being a little clingy.
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What do you call a peach that’s changed colors? An impeached peach.
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Why are peaches never alone? They always come in pears!
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Why was the peach so popular at the party? It had a lot of ap-peach!
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How does a peach relax? It takes some time to de- fuzz.
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Which peach wanted to run for president? Im-peach!
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Where do peaches go to dance? The peach ballroom!
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Why are peaches so political? They’re always up for im-peach-ment!
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How does a peach play tricks? It prunes you.
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Why was the peach late to work? It took too long to get rea-dy to leave the pit.