Pancakes Puns
1. I tried making pancakes in the shape of major world landmarks. It was the Eiffel Tower one minute, and the Leaning Tower of Pisa the next.
2. My friend got mad when I kept stealing pancakes off his plate. I told him to stop being such a crêpe and share.
3. I entered a pancake flipping contest last week. I was doing great until I got disqualified for using a spatula. Apparently I broke the pan-cakes rules.
4. My wife asked me to pass the pancake syrup this morning. I accidentally passed her a bottle of maple cough syrup instead. She said it was the most disgusting flavor combo she’s ever tasted – which I thought was a bit dra-matt-ic.
5. I went to a diner and ordered a short stack of pancakes, but then the waitress brought me three really tiny pancakes. I asked her, “What is this, a short stack for ants?!”
6. My friend got a job at IHOP and keeps bragging about the great pancakes he gets to eat. I told him to quit being so flap-jack-tual about it.
7. I entered a pancake eating contest last weekend. I was doing great until I started feeling sick and had to bow out. I guess I just hit my flap-jack limit.
8. My wife makes the worst pancakes. They’re always burned on one side and raw on the other. I asked her, “Honey, what’s your secret to making such terrible flapjacks?”
9. I tried to impress my date by flipping a pancake high in the air. It got stuck to the ceiling and she was not amused. I guess that romance crêpe didn’t pan out.
10. My friend got arrested for stealing boxes of pancake mix from the grocery store. He swore it was just a batter mistake.
Pancakes One-Liners
11. I’d make a pancake pun, but it would just fall flat.
12. My new favorite rapper is Lil’ Flapjack.
13. Pan-cakes? More like pan-quakes am I right?
14. Friends don’t let friends drive drunk. Or flip pancakes drunk.
15. IHOP is just IHOB in disguise trying to avoid all the pancake puns.
16. Waffles are just pancakes with built-in syrup traps.
17. I like my pancakes how I like my comedy: dark and dry.
18. McDonald’s new McGriddle breakfast sandwich is just a pancake wearing a belt.
19. Never trust a skinny chef at IHOP.
20. It’s hard to make crepe jokes that don’t fall flat.
Best Pancakes Jokes
21. Last night I dreamed I was eating giant stacks of pancakes. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
22. My wife was feeling down, so I tried to cheer her up by making funny pancake shapes. I made one like a Santa hat and wrote “ho ho ho.” She wasn’t amused. “Sorry, but your pancake puns don’t cut it,” she said. I guess my efforts just fell flat.
23. Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped.
24. My friend got a job as a singing waiter at IHOP. He would bring out orders singing, “Paaaancakes, paaaancakes, get ’em while they’re hot, paaaancakes!” It was funny at first but quickly got annoying. We finally told him, “Dude, you can stop with the flapjack flash mobs.”
25. I was at a diner and ordered a short stack of pancakes. The waitress asked, “Do you want those pancakes buttered?” I replied, “No thanks, I can flutter myself.”
26. Why did the pancake win the award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
27. My wife makes really thin pancakes. I always complain to her that they’re too crepey.
28. What do you call an angry pancake? A flip-jake!
29. Why don’t pancakes ever win at poker? They always get a flap-jack.
30. Did you hear about the new Brokeback Mountain remake? It’s called Flapjack Mountain.
31. Why was the pancake so sad? It felt crummy.
32. Why can’t pancakes ever settle arguments? They always flip their lids.
33. What kind of shoes do pancakes wear? Flap-flops!
34. Why don’t you ever see pancakes on a game show? They don’t like being in a pressure fryer.
35. How do pancakes try to cheer each other up? They butter each other up.
36. Why did the pancake get a promotion at work? He really knew how to handle the griddle.
37. How do pancakes get to work? They take the griddle bus.
38. Why are pancakes the most qualified breakfast food to work in finance? They know how to manage a stack.
39. What music do pancakes listen to? Flap-hop!
40. Why don’t pancakes ever win staring contests? They always blink.
41. Why did the pancake write a book about itself? It wanted to pan-cake.
42. What do you call a pancake that cuts in line? A short stack.
43. Why are pancakes so good at karate? They have a black-belt in flapjacks.
44. Why can’t you trust a pancake? It’ll flip on you.
45. What did the pancake say to console the waffle? Don’t worry, things will get batter.
46. Why did the pancake chef get fired? He kept flipping people off.
47. What do you call a pancake that doesn’t pay rent? An eviction flapjack.
I hope you enjoyed these funny pancake puns and jokes! Let me know if you need any more breakfast-themed humor.