Owl Puns
1. Why do owls make great philosophers? Because they really know how to descartes.
2. What do you call an owl who does great impersonations? A hoo-hoo!
3. Why don’t owls ever win at hide and seek? Because they always stick their head out!
4. Why was the owl teacher angry at her students? They kept hooting in class.
5. How do owls greet each other? They say “Owl be seeing you!”
6. Why are owls good at measuring things? Because they have their own rulers – they’re called talons!
7. Why do owls hate getting wet? Because it makes them hoo-drenched!
8. Why was the owl acting so stuck up? She thought her poop didn’t stink but it did – it was hoo-ey!
9. Why are owls always busy during elections? Because they’re out hoo-ting!
10. Why was it difficult for the owl to date? She would always owl-ready have a hoot with someone else!
11. Why did the owl get in trouble with her friends? She kept talking behind their backs – it was hoo-rible!
12. How do owls stay organized? They use a hoo-dag!
13. Why do owls make great spies? Because they’re expert peephoo-ers!
14. Why was the owl crying at the Justin Bieber concert? She was a hootie and the Belieber!
15. Why don’t owls ever pay rent? Because they live in hoo-ses!
Owl One-Liners
16. I was going to tell an owl pun, but it was too cheesy…I decided to wing it instead!
17. Don’t interrup-HOO when I’m telling an owl joke!
18. Writing owl jokes is a hoot!
19. Owl be the one with the best puns here.
20. Don’t have a COWL, man, it’s just an owl joke!
21. Whoooo has some good owl puns? This guy!
22. These owl jokes have everyone in hoots!
23. Don’t pout about my owl puns – hooting out loud is encouraged!
24. Owl puns make for some wise quips.
25. My owl jokes will make you hoot with laughter!
26. HOO said owl jokes can’t be funny?
27. Don’t ruffle your feathers if my owl jokes are too punny.
28. Are you owling at my hilarious puns?
29. I don’t mean to make you hoot and holler – unless it’s with laughter!
30. These owl jokes are a real hootenanny!
Best Owl Jokes
31. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? A bird that hoots back!
32. What do you call an owl who does magic tricks? Hoo-dini!
33. Why don’t owls eat on Sundays? Because they can’t catch mice on a day of rest!
34. Why do owls get invited to all the parties? Because they’re a real hoot!
35. How does an owl spy on someone? They use an owl-cam!
36. How do owls style their hair? With talon-spray!
37. Why don’t owls repeat gossip? Because they don’t give a hoot!
38. Why did the owl sing outside his girlfriend’s window? He was seren-hooting her!
39. What’s an owl’s favorite genre of music? Hootie and the Blowfish!
40. Why don’t owls take coffee breaks? It keeps them up all night!
41. What do you get if you cross an owl with a telescope? The ability to see through hoo!
42. Why don’t owls play chess? Because they don’t give a hoot!
43. How does an owl fix their hair? With a talon-curler!
44. Why don’t owls wear makeup? They’re already naturally beau-HOOtiful!
45. Why are owls always tired in the morning? They were up all night hootin’!
46. How does an owl keep their windshield clear? With hoo-ter fluid!
47. Why don’t owls go on the internet? There’s nothing to catch their interest because they don’t give a hoot!
48. Why did the owl blush? It saw a cute boy owl and got flus-HOO-ed!
49. Why did the owl couple break up? They didn’t give two hoots about each other!
50. Why was the baby owl crying? It wanted its mama owl to stop screeching because it was keeping her up all night!
51. What do you call a stylish owl? A trend-HOO-setter!
52. Why was the owl acting so snooty? It thought it was the most popu-hoo-lar!
53. Why did the owl cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
54. How do owls keep their nests clean? They use a broom-HOO!
55. Why was the owl fired from his job? He kept sleeping on the joo-HOO!
56. Why are owls wise? Cause they graduated with hoo-nors!
57. How do owls grow tomatoes? They plant owl-seeds!