November Puns
1. I heard November is going to be a little chili this year. I hope it doesn’t get too hot under the collar!
2. Why was the Thanksgiving turkey so upset? He was having a fowl November!
3. November is the month for giving thanks. I’m so thankful I oak the time to appreciate the little things in life.
4. I heard November and December got into a fight. Apparently December wanted to put up Christmas decorations before November was over!
5. The pilgrims said November was the perfect month for Thanksgiving. You could say they were pro-November.
6. I wish I could fast forward to November! It’s my favorite month for gobbling up turkey and pie.
7. November is sweepin’ in fast. Get ready to break out your rakes before all the leaves disappear!
8. November marks the start of Sagittarius season. All the fire sign folks are ready to light up the night sky!
9. November in New England is picturesque. Just be careful not to slip on any fallen leaves.
10. In November, I give thanks for sweatpants. It’s officially hibernation season!
11. November is the perfect time to break out your flannels and oversized sweaters. Can it be fall forever?
November One-Liners
12. You can’t spell November without “no”. As in, no more warm weather!
13. November – when you realize daylight savings was a bad idea.
14. Roses are red, November’s gray, time to rake all these leaves away!
15. November colors: orange, red, brown, and more brown.
16. November forecast: chilly with a chance of pies.
17. Dark at 5pm? But I just put on real pants!
18. Move over PSL, it’s time for the PIL (pumpkin pie latte).
19. Forget fall, November is pre-winter.
20. Winter is coming. And by winter I mean perpetual darkness.
Best November Jokes
21. My friend invited me over for Thanksgiving dinner but said I needed to wear a costume. I showed up dressed as a turkey. Turns out they meant I needed to wear formal attire. Talk about an embarrassing fowl up!
22. On Thanksgiving, I accidentally burnt the turkey and set off the fire alarm. I guess you could say I had a very alarming holiday.
23. Why did the Thanksgiving soup taste so bland? Because the cook forgoat to season it!
24. What do you call a turkey on Thanksgiving Day? Lucky.
25. My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes. But I told them I couldn’t quit cold turkey.
26. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
27. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
28. What key has legs and can’t open doors? A turkey!
29. Want to hear a joke about Thanksgiving dinner? Never mind, it’s corny.
30. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
31. What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie? Your teeth.
32. Why did the Thanksgiving soup taste so bland? Because the cook forgoat to season it!