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Lobster Puns

Why did the lobster blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom.
What do you call a lobster who never misses leg day at the gym? A swole-ster.
I took my pet lobster for a walk and had to use a leash. It was the first time I ever walked a lobster on a leash, so I was feeling a little crustacean.

What did the lobster name his daughter? Shelley.
What do you call a lobster that got pinched by another lobster? Claw-strophobic.
Why don’t lobsters share? Because they’re shellfish.

Lobster puns are just shellfish attempts at humor.
Working as a lobster fisherman has its ups and downs—you never know when you’ll catch something clawful.

They say lobsters mate for life—they must have great chemi-shrimp-try.
Lobsters may be bottom feeders, but their puns are sure to make you laugh from top to bottom.
Don’t listen to people who say lobster puns suck—they’re just being shellfish with their criticism.

A family went out to a seafood restaurant for dinner. The father ordered clams, the mother ordered shrimp, and their young son ordered a lobster. When the food arrived, the boy looked confused and asked “Hey Dad, how come I have to work for my dinner but you and Mom don’t?”
Jake was excited to take his girlfriend out for a fancy lobster dinner to celebrate their anniversary. He ordered a live lobster from the tank. Just as the waiter brought their meals, the lobster on Jake’s plate stood up on its legs and started walking away! Jake’s girlfriend screamed and hid under the table. The lobster turned to Jake and said “You take me for dinner? I take your girlfriend!”

A tourist went on a fishing boat tour during his vacation. After catching some fish, the captain announced they would next try to catch lobster. The tourist was confused and asked “How are you going to catch lobster with fishing rods?” The captain replied “We’re not fishing for them, we’re feeding them butter and waiting for them to have heart attacks.”
Jim always wanted to try lobster but was scared of being pinched by them. One day, he finally worked up the courage to order lobster at a restaurant. When the lobster arrived, Jim hesitantly picked up a fork, ready to swing if the lobster attacked. Just then, the lobster looked him in the eye and said “Go ahead, take your best shot!”
Sally was on a first date at a nice seafood restaurant. Trying to impress her date, she pretended to know a lot about lobster. When the lobster dinner arrived, she tried cutting it apart with a knife and fork. The lobster kept moving around the plate as Sally stabbed at it. Finally it fell onto the floor. Sally’s date said “I can’t believe you made such a mess! I thought you knew how to eat lobster?” Sally replied “I do know how, I was just testing you. The lobster was already dead.”

Jim was celebrating his birthday with a big lobster dinner at a fancy restaurant. His family gifted him a pair of lobster-shaped cufflinks as a present. Jim immediately put them on and admired how they perfectly matched his lobster dinner. Later at home though, Jim woke up in the middle of the night to the sounds of clicking noises. He turned on the light to see both lobster cufflinks snapping their claws angrily at him!
Why was the lobster arrested? He was caught selling seaweed illegally. The police seized all of his as-sets.
What is a lobster’s favorite type of shoes? White vans because they can match their bands!