What do you call a Lego brick that takes all your money? A robble.
Why was the Lego man sent to jail? He was caught with some illegal blocks.
How do Legos get clean? They take a block bath.
Why can’t you trust Lego pirates? They’re always trying to steal your bricks.
What do you call a Lego ninja? A blockchoppah.
How do Legos travel overseas? On a blockship.
What kind of Lego likes to work out? A dumbbell.
How do Legos stay connected? With studs.
What do you call an angry Lego? A mad block.
What do you call a Lego that’s ready to throw down? Looking for a block fight.
Lego One-Liners
I took my Legos to the beach but they got tanned and now they’re Leg bronze.
My friend spilled ketchup on his Legos and made a mess of blocksch.
My dog ate one of my Legos. Now he’s passing blocks.
I brought my Legos camping but they weren’t very in-tents.
My Legos started falling apart. I guess our relationship just wasn’t built to last.
I entered my Lego creation into a brick building contest. It won first blocks.
My dentist said I have excellent block health.
During the earthquake my Legos started shaking. It was a tremblock situation.
My friend asked to borrow my Legos. I told him “Leg no way.”
I accidentally put my Legos in the wash and now they’re washblocks.
Best Lego Jokes
11. I wanted to do something fun with my kid, so I suggested we build a Lego set together. He wasn’t too blockcited about the idea at first but once we opened the box, his face lit up brick by brick.
12. My son dropped his new Lego set that we had spent hours building and it exploded into a million pieces. I tried to console him and said, “It’s not so bad, we can rebuild it block by block.”
13. For my daughter’s birthday, I bought her a huge Lego set with over 3,000 pieces. She was so excited to build it, she woke me up at 6 AM the next morning yelling “Wake up Dad, it’s time to make some blocks memories together!”
14. I took my little brother to a Lego convention last weekend. He got so overstimulated with all of the amazing builds, cool merchandise and meeting Lego masters that he passed out. I guess it was just too much awesomebrickness for him to handle.
15. My wife stepped on a Lego brick I left on the floor and hurt her foot. She was hopping around screaming “Oh brick that hurts!” Now I have to keep the Legos picked up or risk another blockcident.
16. I saw two Lego bricks holding hands and asked “So, is this a thing now?” One replied “Yes, we are officially dating.”
17. I entered my pet gecko into a Lego building competition but they wouldn’t let him compete. Apparently only blocks can enter.
18. When I was a kid, I brought my Legos to show and tell in first grade. I was so nervous I was shaking like a blockquake.
19. My son’s really into Legos but only seems to build spaceships and robots. I think he’s going through his sci-block phase.
20. I accidentally swallowed a Lego head and am terrified. My doctor said everything will come out in blocks.
21. Lego bricks are so painful to step on that I think they should rename them agony blocks instead.
22. I was trying to sleep but my upstairs neighbors were stomping around making so much noise. It sounded like a blockparty up there.
23. I got frustrated trying to build an intricate Lego set and ended up smashing it to pieces. I guess I just couldn’t handle the brick pressure.
24. My partner and I tried roleplaying with Legos in the bedroom but it turns out those little studs hurt when you step on them barefoot.
25. I was feeling a little down so I made some Lego soup to lift my spirits. It worked like a charm and blockked my blues.
26. I entered a Lego building speed competition but only placed third. I guess I just don’t stack up against the pros brick for brick.
27. I was telling Lego puns at a party but nobody laughed. I guess my brick humor is just too highbrow.
28. My friend bought a life-size Lego statue online but when he opened the box, it was just a bunch of blocks and no instructions. Talk about a sham-brick!
29. I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of Legos last night. When I woke up the blocks were still rattling around in my head.
30. I accidentally put on Lego Batman pajama bottoms instead of regular pants for my Zoom meeting today. I guess that makes me a real blockhead.
