Koala Puns (13)
1. Why did the koala get fired from his tree climbing job? He didn’t give a koala-ty performance.
2. Why are koalas bad at playing hide and seek? They’re always sticking their heads out of trees!
3. What do you call a sleepy koala? A koala-ty napper!
4. How does a koala keep cool in summer? They turn on the koala conditioner!
5. Why don’t koalas need dictionaries? They have koala-fied individuals who know the right word usage.
6. Why don’t koalas need to brush their teeth? Their diets prevent plaque build-up!
7. What do you call a koala who does karate? A koala-rate master!
8. Why did the koala show up late to work? He overslept and didn’t give a koala-ty effort.
9. How do koalas stick together? With koala-ty time.
10. What do koalas use to style their hair? Koala sprays!
11. Why are koalas so warm? They wear koala-ty coats.
12. How does a koala rock climb? With koala-fied instruction.
13. Why did the koala get in trouble at school? For not turning in his koala-ty homework.
Koala One-Liners (14)
14. Koalas aren’t lazy, they are just conserving eucalyptus.
15. Koalas may sleep a lot, but their life is no snooze fest.
16. Koalas prove that you can get high and still be cute.
17. Koalas enjoy eucalyptus so much, they even store it in their pouches for later.
18. Koalas aren’t bears – they’re just furry little tree huggers.
19. Koalas are so fuzzy, they don’t need stuffed animals.
20. Koalas are always ready for bed, just add a tree.
21. Koalas may be fuzzy, but their lives aren’t all warm and cuddly.
22. Koalas are so lazy, they get takeout delivered right to their trees.
23. Koalas don’t worry about morning breath thanks to those eucalyptus leaves.
24. Koalas are always ready to party – just add gumleaves.
25. Koalas prove you don’t need pockets when you have a built-in pouch.
26. Koalas enjoy being high in trees, not just high on eucalyptus.
27. Koalas are so cute, even drop bears want to pinch their cheeks.
Best Koala Jokes (37)
28. What do you call a koala in a raincoat? Dry eucalyptus.
29. What do koalas do when they get mad? They koala the manager!
30. Why don’t koalas need travel mugs? They have thermoses built right into their bodies!
31. Why did the koala show up late to the party? It took forever to koala its Uber ride.
32. How does a koala find its friends at a crowded party? It just follows its nose to the eucalyptus smell!
33. What did the baby koala say when it saw its reflection? That koala looks just like me!
34. How do koalas access the internet? Through the eucanet!
35. Why don’t koalas write memoirs? Their lives are too boring to fill a book.
36. How do you know when a koala is upset? When it starts growling and baring its cute little teeth.
37. What do you call a koala who gets into fights? A eucalyptus brawler.
38. Why did the koala get glasses? To improve its eucaly-vision!
39. How do koalas stay connected? Through the koala-ty signals on their mobile devices.
40. What do you get when you cross a koala with a demon? A drop bear!
41. Why was the koala elected mayor? It received the most koala-fied votes.
42. How does a koala brew tea? By boiling eucaly-water.
43. What do you call a koala that goes camping? An outback packer.
44. Why are koalas terrible dancers? They have two left feet – and two right hands!
45. How does a koala fight crime? By serving up some eucalyptus justice!
46. Why did the koala get arrested? For illegal eucalyptus possession!
47. What do you call a koala rock band? Eucalyptusica.
48. Why don’t koalas need smartphones? Their pouches carry everything they need.
49. How does a koala treat a fever? With some koala-ty medicine like eucalyacetaminophen.
50. Why are koalas so good at meditating? All that napping prepares them for inner tranquility.
51. What do you call a line of koalas waiting for food? A eucalyptus queue.
52. Why did the koala get fired as a teacher? He didn’t make the koala-ty grade.
53. What do koalas serve at parties? Eucalyptus dip and gumleaf chips.
54. Why don’t koalas go on road trips? Their cars don’t have any eucaly-holders.
55. How does a koala stay safe crossing the street? By using the kolea-walk.
56. What do you call a koala who solves mysteries? Sherlock Ohms.
57. How do koalas style their hair? With koala-ty hair products.
58. Why are koalas so lazy? They simply koala bear to move!
59. What do you call a cranky koala? A koala-ty complainer.
60. Why don’t koalas need alarm clocks? They wake up to the smell of fresh eucalyptus.
61. What do you call a koala who eats too much? A little pouchy.
62. Why did the koala climb to the top of the tree? To get to the high branches!
63. How does a koala stay in touch? By using koala-ty telecommunication networks.
64. Why don’t koalas need luggage when they travel? Their pouches can carry everything they need.