Jelly Puns
1. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
3. Why did the jelly cross the road? Because it thought it could make it before getting jammed up.
4. How did the banana go out on a date? It split!
5. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
6. What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe! You’re turning blue!
7. How do you communicate with a fruit? Use a peach talker.
8. What kind of shoes do bananas wear? Slippers.
9. Why was the strawberry afraid? Because it was in a jam!
10. What do you call a fruit that plays pranks? A pun-kin.
11. Why did the jellybean go to school? It wanted to be a smartie!
12. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Jelly One-Liners
13. I ate grapes this morning – had a raisin to celebrate!
14. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?!
15. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little whine.
16. My friend think’s she’s so punny with fruit jokes but I find them un-apeeling.
17. I don’t find fruit jokes and puns a-peach-ing.
18. Want to hear a banana pun? I’d tell you but it might split your sides.
19. Did you hear the one about the skittles? It was tasteful.
20. I tried making fruit puns, but apple the good ones argon.
21. I’m berry fond of silly fruit puns.
22. I’m not too grape at coming up with fruit puns.
Best Jelly Jokes
23. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
24. What do you call an apple that plays tricks on people? A prankster!
25. How does a lemon ask another lemon out on a date? “Hey baby, you’re looking juicy!”
26. Why was the strawberry crying? Because its mom and dad were in a jam!
27. What did one grape say to the other? “Don’t cry, or they’ll turn us into whine!”
28. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
29. Why was the orange tired when it got home from work? Its job was very taxing.
30. Why did the banana wear sunscreen? Because it peeled easily!
31. Why was the apple upset? Because its best friend was a rotten pear.
32. What do you call a fruit that makes vines? A grape escape!