Hedgehog Puns (30)
- What do you call a hedgehog who works as a barber? A prickly stylist!
- Why don’t hedgehogs ever run out of food? They keep stocked up with their cache of nuts.
- What did the mama hedgehog say when her baby got lost? “Where has my little prickle gone?”
- Why don’t hedgehogs make good sailors? They get sea sick easily.
- What do you call a psychic hedgehog? A fortune-teller!
- Why do hedgehogs make bad Uber drivers? They’re always stuck in prickle traffic.
- Why don’t hedgehogs ever pay full price? They always look for the prickly discount.
- Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To escape the prickly situation on the other side.
- What do you call a happy hedgehog? A jolly ball of prickles!
- Why are hedgehogs never afraid? They’re hard as prickles!
- What’s a hedgehog’s favorite candy? Anything that’s puckery sweet!
- What’s a hedgehog’s favorite fruit? Prickle pears!
- What’s a hedgehog’s favorite hairstyle? Spiky and prickly!
- What’s a hedgehog’s favorite sport? Curling, because they’re prickly balls!
- Why did the hedgehog get in trouble at school? For hogging all the pencils!
- What do you call a hedgehog who does impersonations? An impressionable prickle!
- Why are hedgehogs so warm? They come with their own prickly sweaters!
- What’s a hedgehog’s favorite type of music? Anything with lots of guitar picks!
- What’s a hedgehog’s favorite dessert? Anything with a crunchy prickle topping!
- What’s a hedgehog’s favorite sport to watch? Javelin catching!
- Why are hedgehogs so good at Trivial Pursuit? They have a head full of prickly facts!
- What do you call a hedgehog who loves wrestling? A prickle-down champ!
- Why do hedgehogs hate swimming? The pools are always filled with prickly people!
- What do you call a hedgehog who works out? A muscley prickle ball!
- Why are hedgehogs so picky eaters? They don’t want to get pricked by their food!
- What’s a hedgehog’s favorite magazine? Pricks Illustrated!
- Why do hedgehogs make great spies? They’re expert prickle pickers when it comes to locks!
- Why are hedgehogs so slow? They’re always getting pricked by something sharp!
- What do you call a hedgehog who loves to read? A prickly bookworm!
- Why are hedgehogs banned from baseball? They prick the balls too easily!
Hedgehog One-Liners (20)
- Hedgehogs give the best spiky hugs!
- Hedgehogs don’t need sweaters, they make their own.
- Be careful hugging a hedgehog, they’re quite prickly!
- Hedgehogs always take things literally, by the prickle.
- Hedgehogs love back rubs, just don’t rub against the grain!
- Hedgehogs are so cute, until they get grumpy and prickly.
- Hedgehogs are fun pets, just mind all those quills and prickles!
- Hedgehogs look innocent, but cross them and you’ll get a prickling!
- Be nice to hedgehogs, or you’ll get the sharp end of their prickles.
- Hedgehogs are actually softies inside, beneath all those prickles.
- Hedgehogs always expect backscratches, but scratch forward at your own risk!
- Hedgehogs make everything pricklier, even your morning walk.
- Hedgehogs prickle, hedgehogs poke, that’s just the way hedgehogs joke!
- Hedgehogs have their quirks, like prickling unwary passersby.
- Hedgehogs look harmless until they suddenly prickle you.
- Hedgehogs are cute balls of trouble with lots of prickly pranks.
- Hedgehogs think barbed jokes are the height of hilarity.
- Hedgehogs have a prickly sense of humor, lots of sharp wit.
- Hedgehogs are always getting folks into prickly situations.
- Hedgehogs love salty snacks and pixie sticks, it makes their pranks more puckery.
Best Hedgehog Jokes (35)
51. What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a gardener? A prickly landscaper!
52. Why don’t hedgehogs ever win staring contests? They always blink first when poked in the eye!
53. What’s the difference between a hedgehog and a baby cactus? One is a prickle ball, the other a pickly bawl!
54. Why are hedgehogs the messiest eaters? They slurp and prickle at the same time!
55. What happens when a hedgehog takes up crocheting? They end up with a basket of prickly yarn scraps!
56. How are hedgehogs like calculus tests? They’re both extremely prickly!
57. Why do hedgehogs love hot tubs? They can unwind and shed all their prickles.
58. What’s a hedgehog’s favorite iPhone game? Pokémon Prickle Version!
59. How did the hedgehog ask his crush to prom? “I know I’m a little prickly, but it would be my sharpest dream to go with you!”
60. Why are hedgehogs banned from restaurants? Their prickles pop all the balloons!
61. What’s a hedgehog’s least favorite sport? Beach volleyball, the sand gets stuck in their prickles.
62. How does a hedgehog stay safe when crossing the street? They use their prickle sense before stepping into traffic.
63. Why do hedgehogs hate hot weather? Their quills wilt like prickly flowers.
64. What did the hedgehog get on his SATs? Quill-ing scores!
65. Why are hedgehogs so sneaky? They’re expert prickle pickpockets.
66. What do you call a hedgehog who does magic tricks? A prickly illusionist!
67. Why aren’t hedgehogs allowed in ball pits? They prick all the balls and deflate them!
68. Why don’t hedgehogs make good gardeners? They puncture all the hosepipes with their prickles.
69. How does a hedgehog play horseshoes? Very carefully, unless they want pricked toes.
70. What do you call a hedgehog who loves cookies? A prickly chocoholic!
71. Why don’t hedgehogs make good swimmers? They always sink to the bottom like prickly stones.
72. What’s a hedgehog’s favorite TV show? Americas Got Prickles!
73. Why do hedgehogs hate rollercoasters? They get motion prickliness and throw up.
74. Why did the hedgehog buy a harp? He wanted to learn how to play prickle music.
75. What did the hedgehog name his pet cactus? Prickles Jr.
76. Why are hedgehogs so fidgety? They have a nervous prickle.
77. What do you call a cranky hedgehog? A prickle pot!
78. Why do hedgehogs hate long car rides? They get bored stiff after an hour of prickly sitting.
79. How does a hedgehog play darts? Very carefully unless they want a prickly accident!
80. What’s a hedgehog’s favorite breakfast food? Prickled eggs and bacon.
81. Why don’t hedgehogs make good delivery drivers? They’re always pricking boxes with their quills.
82. Why was the hedgehog crying? He got pricked by an onion while cooking.
83. How does a hedgehog listen to music? With hedge-phones so his quills don’t prick the speakers.
84. Why do hedgehogs prefer flat pillows? So they don’t get quills in their cheeks while sleeping!
85. Why are hedgehogs banned from Home Depot? They always prick the paint samples!