Hawaii Puns (15)
1. I went to a luau in Hawaii and ate so much poi I got consti-poi-ted.
2. The hula dancers in Hawaii shake their grass skirts so fast it creates its own hula-caust.
3. The tourists were disappointed that the Hawaiian volcano didn’t lava lot of excitement.
4. The Hawaiian real estate agent tried to sell beachfront property by saying it was primo coastal land.
5. The man who invented the Hawaiian pizza said it was the best idea he ever cooked up while in a pineapple under the sea.
6. The Hawaiian flower arranger was lei’d off from her job for sticking to her floral guns.
7. The Hawaiian shirt company had to close down due to lack of interested buyers. They just couldn’t get any traction with their aloha apparel.
8. The surfer knew the big Hawaiian waves would be gnarly so he wore his rash guard.
9. The tourist put on so much sunscreen in Hawaii he looked like a haole white ghost.
10. The Hawaiian woman was so startled when the coconut fell on her head that she let out a loud “Aloha!”
11. The man was disappointed when he found out Spam was considered a Hawaiian delicacy. He didn’t think it was very mahalo worthy.
12. The Hawaiian volcano goddess Pele was extremely angry and let out a molten hot “Aloha!”
13. The man tried stand up paddleboarding in Hawaii but kept falling off his board. He just couldn’t seem to hang ten.
14. The Hawaiian shell lei maker arranged the shells so beautifully, her work was practically flawless.
15. The loud Hawaiian shirt hurt my eyes. It was an assault aloha shirt.
Hawaii One-Liners (10)
16. I’m writing a book about Hawaii, it will be a real page turner.
17. People say I look like I’m from Hawaii, but I don’t see it.
18. I finally visited Hawaii, and all I got was this stupid Hawaiian shirt.
19. Maybe I should move to Hawaii, I hear the aloha spirit is contagious.
20. Hawaii? Nah, I prefer to stay on the mainland where it’s safe from lava flows.
21. Don’t lie, we all wish we were in Hawaii right now instead of here.
22. Hawaii is where you go to eat, beach, and be merry.
23. Hawaii? Been there, done that, got the really loud Hawaiian shirt to prove it.
24. Hawaii is great and all, but have you been to Iowa? Talk about paradise!
25. Hawaii is where socks and shoes go to die.
Best Hawaii Jokes (25)
26. My Hawaiian friend likes to tell endless stories about his island home. I keep trying to tell him “Maui now!”
27. What do you call a bunch of Hawaiian cats throwing a party? A luau meow wow!
28. My Hawaiian friend got really sick after we went to an all you can eat buffet. I told him “Oahu are you feeling?”
29. Did you hear about the comedy show in Hawaii that got cancelled due to the erupting volcano? I lava good joke!
30. I entered a hula hoop contest in Hawaii. I was disqualified for excessive hip swaying. Apparently my moves were too provocative for a family event!
31. Why does Batman vacation in Hawaii? Because he loves the bat caves!
32. What do you call a ghost in Hawaii? A poltero-geist!
33. How do you make a Hawaiian roll? Push him down a hill!
34. Why was the Hawaiian pizza depressed? It had the pineapple blues!
35. Why can’t you borrow money from a Hawaiian? Because they’re always a little lei’d off!
36. What do you call a Hawaiian flower that speaks? A talkie lily!
37. Want to hear a joke about Hawaii? Oahu going to love this!
38. My Hawaiian friend got his arm stuck in a volcano vent. He yelled “Help Pele-ase!”
39. What did the Hawaiian volcano say to the surfer? I lava you!
40. Why does it take so long to drive around the Big Island of Hawaii? Because it’s Hawaii all the time!
41. How do you tell twin Hawaiian brothers apart? Simple, by their aloha DNA!
42. Why was the Hawaiian pineapple patch shut down? Too much fruit looting!
43. What do you call a sad Hawaiian coffee? De-Kona coffee!
44. Why did the Hawaiian guitarist get arrested? For fingering A minor!
45. What do you call a bunch of Hawaiian dogs playing poker? A pug-a-luau!
46. Why couldn’t the Hawaiian wear velcro shoes? Because he was born aloha-handed!
47. How does a Hawaiian knight in shining armor propose to his beloved? He gives her an en-gagement maile lei!
48. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite Key in music class? The ukulele!
49. Why was the Hawaiian chief so tough? He descended from royalty so he had an elite upbringing!
50. What do you call a snowman in Hawaii? A puddle.