Frisbee Puns
1. I wanted to join the Frisbee team, but I just didn’t have the drive for it.
2. I brought my new Frisbee to the park to play catch, but my friend kept throwing curveballs at me. I guess you could say he dissed my disk.
3. My friend got hit in the head with a Frisbee and had to get 10 stitches. It was a rough disc-ionary period for him.
4. Did you hear about the Frisbee player who got arrested? He was charged with disc-orderly conduct.
5. Why was the Frisbee player so exhausted after the game? He was really disk-ouraged.
6. The Frisbee game got canceled because of lightning. It was an unfortunate disc-charge in the forecast.
7. Why did the Frisbee player bring extra socks to practice? In case he got a disc-blister from all the running.
8. Why can’t you trust a Frisbee? It’s actually quite disk-honest.
9. The aging Frisbee player could no longer compete at a professional level. He just didn’t have the disk-ipline anymore.
10. I decided to propose to my girlfriend with a Frisbee. Let’s hope for a flying disk-yes!
Frisbee One-Liners
11. My Frisbee skills are improving daily – it’s the highlight of my day.
12. They said I’d never get good at Frisbee, but look at me now – I’m on a roll!
13. I used to be bad at Frisbee, but now I’m picking it up pretty quickly.
14. I’m getting better at Frisbee every time I play – I guess practice makes perfect.
15. My arm is so sore from playing Frisbee all day, but it was worth it.
16. Frisbee takes skill, coordination and persistence – three things I apparently have.
17. You know you’re getting good at Frisbee when you start nailing those long distance throws.
18. My Frisbee game has stepped up to the next level – watch out opponents!
19. I may have gotten hit in the head a few times, but my Frisbee skills are top notch now.
20. All those hours practicing Frisbee in the park are really paying off for me.
Best Frisbee Jokes
21. My friend and I were out playing Frisbee in the park, when he made an errant throw that sent the disk sailing right into a nearby pond. As we stood there staring at the floating disk, a duck swam over, grabbed it in its beak, and then took off flying out of the water. We couldn’t believe our eyes – that duck just pulled off the greatest Frisbee play either of us had ever seen. Now I know why ducks always look so smug!
22. I decided to enter myself into an amateur Frisbee golf tournament, figuring it would be an easy way to win some money with my disc-throwing skills. But when I showed up, I quickly realized I was totally outmatched. These guys had special Frisbees, protective gear, portable target nets – the works. And their throwing abilities were unbelievable. They could bank shots off trees, curve the disc around obstacles, and launch it hundreds of feet straight into the goal. Let’s just say my basic mid-range throws didn’t cut it against these Frisbee fanatics. I finished dead last while getting thoroughly schooled in the art of disc golf. Suffice it to say, I won’t be trying out for any professional tournaments anytime soon!
23. My friend Dave is convinced he’s a Frisbee throwing champion and has started calling himself “Disc-cus Dave.” He even had special Frisbee-themed t-shirts and hats made. Lately, he spends every free minute in the park practicing his throws and coming up with flashy Frisbee tricks to show off. Last weekend, Dave talked me into entering a recreational Frisbee tournament with him as teammates. Right from the start, it was a disaster. Despite his bragging, Dave’s throws were completely erratic – the disc either crashed immediately to the ground or sailed far off course. Meanwhile, I slipped and fell spectacularly while trying to make a routine catch. Our opponents easily trounced us 15-2 in a mercy rule. Dave didn’t take the loss well. He’s now telling everyone we “threw” the match and the whole thing was disc-graceful. So much for the Frisbee championships of “Disc-cus Dave”!
24. My husband surprised me with tickets to a professional ultimate Frisbee tournament for our anniversary. I tried to look excited, but sitting outside for 3 hours watching people throw disks back and forth is not exactly my idea of a romantic celebration. As the match started, I prepared for a long, dull day. But to my surprise, it was actually amazing to watch these athletes dive and leap to make unbelievable catches. And the amount of strategy, teamwork and precision involved was really impressive. By the end, I was on my feet cheering each scored point. My husband and I had a great time, and I gained a whole new appreciation for the sport. I told him this was the best anniversary gift ever – much better than the new set of frying pans he got me last year! Though I may still put those tickets towards a nice dinner out next time.