Eraser Puns
1. I made a mistake at work, but thankfully I had my eraser to rub it out.
2. My friend got angry when I borrowed his eraser without asking. I guess he just needed to rub it off.
3. I entered my eraser into a bodybuilding competition. It won first prize for having excellent rub-bic’s cube.
4. My eraser wanted to be a rapper, but it couldn’t come up with any good rhymes. I told it to just rub-a-dub along.
5. I caught two erasers fighting over which brand was better. I told them to just kiss and make up.
6. I entered an eraser eating contest. It was neck and neck but I ended up edging the competition out.
7. My eraser got exhausted after a long day of work. I told it to take a rub nap.
8. I saw an eraser get beaten up by a marker. I guess it just couldn’t take the pressure.
9. I saw an eraser crying after making a mistake. I told it there’s no use crying over rubbed out words.
10. I caught my eraser cheating during a test. I had to reprimand it for rub-bing off the wrong way.
Eraser One-Liners
11. I guess you could say that eraser just isn’t very sharp.
12. That eraser really scrubbed up well for the party.
13. Don’t worry about making mistakes, that’s what erasers are for.
14. My eraser got exhausted after a long day of work. I told it to take a rub nap.
15. I saw an eraser get beaten up by a marker. I guess it just couldn’t take the pressure.
16. Be careful with that eraser, it has a bit of a dirty rub-off.
17. That eraser is looking a little worn down. I guess it erased one too many mistakes.
18. Go easy on that eraser, it’s not as young as it used to be.
19. That eraser dust is really making a mess. Someone needs to clean it up.
20. I caught my eraser cheating during a test. I had to reprimand it for rub-bing off the wrong way.
Best Eraser Jokes
21. My friend was bragging about his fancy new electric eraser that could erase entire pages at once. I told him to quit rubbing it in.
22. I saw an eraser get into a fight with a pencil. The pencil stabbed the eraser repeatedly until there was nothing left but a nub. I guess you could say the pencil won by a point.
23. My eraser friend has been feeling really anxious lately. I told it to stop worrying and rubbing itself out. Everything will be okay!
24. I caught my eraser trying to erase some permanent marker scribbles. I had to stop it before it rubbed itself out completely. Some stains just can’t be erased.
25. My eraser entered a marathon but had to drop out because it got cramps. I guess it just wasn’t cut out for the rub-athon.
26. I saw an eraser get run over by a car. It was completely flattened! I picked it up and told it to rub itself off and walk it off.
27. I told my eraser joke about two pencils. It laughed so hard it nearly rubbed itself out.
28. I saw an eraser crying in the corner after making a mistake. I went over to console it and said, “Don’t rub it out, everybody makes mistakes.”
29. My eraser friend got drunk last night and woke up with a bad hangover. I told it that it would just have to rub out the pain.
30. I caught my eraser trying to cheat on a test by erasing some wrong answers. I scolded it and said, “That’s not how you make the grade!”
31. I saw an eraser shaking with stage fright before its big performance. I encouraged it and said, “Just rub those nerves out and you’ll do great!”
32. My eraser entered a bodybuilding competition but lost to a giant pink eraser that was completely ripped. I guess it just didn’t have enough rub-bage.
33. I saw an eraser begging on the street corner, so I gave it some change. It immediately started rubbing the coins shining them up. I guess it was just trying to make ends rub.
34. My eraser friend recently became a monk and took a vow of silence. I guess it’s really committed to the rub-bit life.
35. I caught my eraser trying to cheat off my test paper. I flicked it away and said, “Keep your rub off my paper!”
36. My eraser entered a pie eating contest but lost to a giant pink eraser. I guess it just couldn’t rub enough pie down.
37. I saw an eraser crying and asked what was wrong. It sniffed “I’ve made so many mistakes I’ve nearly rubbed myself out.” I gave it a hug and said “It’ll be okay, that’s what friends are for.”
38. I saw an eraser get run over by a steamroller on the street. It was pressed flatter than a pancake! I picked it up and said “Just rub it off and you’ll be good as new!”
39. My eraser friend is training for a triathlon but is having trouble staying motivated. I keep telling it to just keep on rubbing!
40. I caught my eraser trying to cheat off my math test. I flicked it away and said “Keep your rub off my work, cheater!”
41. My eraser entered an air guitar competition but lost to a giant pink eraser with serious skills. I guess it just couldn’t keep up the rub-ba-dub-dub.
42. I saw an eraser on the side of the road looking lost. I picked it up and asked “Are you ok? Which way do you need to rub?”
43. My eraser friend has been feeling really down about being single. I told it to rub the sadness away and the right partner will come along!
44. I saw an eraser drop its ice cream cone and start crying. I gave it a pat and said “There, there, just rub it out.” Accidents happen!
45. My eraser entered a limbo competition but it couldn’t go low enough and got eliminated. I told it to keep its head up and rub it off!
