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78 Funny Duck Jokes

78 Funny Duck Jokes

Duck Puns

1. What do you call a duck that gets all the gossip? A quacker!

2. Why did the duck get in trouble at school? He was caught quacking the test answers.

3. I was going to tell a joke about ducks, but it was fowl.

4. What do you get when you cross a duck with a firework? A firequacker!

5. Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly in groups? Because they always have the same quack!

6. Why don’t ducks make good baseball players? They’re always hitting fowl balls.

7. What did the duck say when it was time for dinner? Quack quack!

8. How do ducks stay healthy and fit? They go to the quack-robics class.

9. Did you hear about the duck who could only say one word? His name was Quackers.

10. What do you call a sleeping duck? A dead duck!

Duck One-Liners

11. I was wondering why the duck kept looking at the ground. Then it hit me.

12. They say ducks make bad house pets. That’s quackers!

13. My friend said ducks can’t play video games. But I don’t think that’s true – they love Duck Hunt!

14. I entered my duck in a talent show once. It couldn’t sing but it could breakdance. That duck really could bust a move.

15. What do ducks wash their feathers with? Duck-tergent of course!

16. Ducks may waddle a lot, but they sure do swim circles around other birds.

17. They say you can’t teach a duck new tricks, but don’t believe them. Ducks are very quack learners!

18. Ducks always look chill floating in the water, but under the surface their little feet are paddling like crazy!

19. My friend made duck noodles the other day. I have to say, not my favorite dish but they weren’t that bad. Kind of chewy.

20. I saw two male ducks get into a fight over a female duck. Let’s just say it wasn’t very pretty when they started throwing wings.

Best Duck Jokes

21. What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker!

22. My friend said “knock knock” I said “who’s there?” He said “the duck” I said “the duck who?” He said “you’re not very good at knock knock jokes are you?

23. Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly in groups? Because they always have the same quack!

24. A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
“Four bucks,” says the bartender.
“Put it on my bill.”

25. What’s a duck’s favorite snack? Quackers!

26. Did you hear the joke about the duck? It was fowl.

27. Why did the duck get arrested? He was selling quack.

28. What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”

29. Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their quacks!

30. Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly in groups? Because they always have the same quack!

31. What do you call a crazy duck? A quackpot!

32. Did you hear about the duck that couldn’t swim? He always floated on the surface.

33. I was wondering why the duck kept looking at the ground. Then it hit me.

34. What do you get when you cross a duck with a firework? A firequacker!

35. Why does a duck have feathers? To cover its butt quack!

36. What do you call a duck that gets all the gossip? A quacker!

37. Why don’t ducks watch firework shows? Because they get scared of the quackling noise!

38. Did you hear about the duck who paid only in bills? He had a lot of green quackers!

39. Why did the duck go to the car mechanic so often? It kept having problems with its quacker!

40. What do ducks use to style their hair? Quack gel!

More Duck Puns

41. Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? They just quack each other up!

42. What do you call a group of ducks caught in the rain? A downpour!

43. Why did the duck avoid the pond? He didn’t want to get his bill wet!

44. Why was the mother duck so stressed out? She had too many ducklings to look after!

45. What did the baby duckling say when it hatched? Quack quack!

46. Why did the duck cross the road twice? It was trying to prove it wasn’t chicken!

47. What do you call a duck that steals? A robber ducky!

48. Why did the duck stop talking? His throat was feeling a little quackers!

49. How do you lead a duck to water? With a trail of breadcrumbs!

50. Why do ducks have feathers? To hide their butt quacks!

More Duck One-Liners

51. I went duck hunting yesterday and was surprised when the ducks started firing back. It was a full-on quack attack.

52. My friend entered his duck in a talent show once. It couldn’t sing but it could breakdance. That duck really could bust a move.

53. Ducks may waddle a lot, but they sure do swim circles around other birds.

54. A mother duck and her ducklings crossed the road today. It was such a cute little quack parade.

55. What do ducks wash their feathers with? Duck-tergent of course!

56. They say you can’t teach a duck new tricks, but don’t believe them. Ducks are very quack learners!

57. Why did the duck avoid the pond? He didn’t want to get his bill wet!

58. What do ducks watch on TV? Duckumentaries of course!

59. I saw two male ducks get into a fight over a female duck. Let’s just say it wasn’t very pretty when they started throwing wings.

60. My friend made duck noodles the other day. I have to say, not my favorite dish but they weren’t that bad. Kind of chewy.

Best Duck Jokes

61. What happens when a duck flies upside down? It quacks up!

62. Why do ducks make great detectives? They always quack the case!

63. What do you call a duck that gets straight A’s? A wise quacker!

64. What do you get when you cross a duck and a firework? A firequacker!

65. Why does a duck have tail feathers? To cover its butt quack!

66. Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? They just quack each other up!

67. Did you hear about the duck who bought a comb? It wanted to feather its hair!

68. Why did the duck avoid the pond? He didn’t want to get his bill wet!

69. Why are ducks always so happy? Their bills are paid!

70. What do you call a sleeping duck? A dead duck!

71. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

72. What do you call a duck that’s afraid of the water? A chicken!

73. Why does a duck have feathers? To cover its butt quack!

74. What’s a duck’s favorite snack? Quackers!

75. Why did the duck go to the car mechanic so often? It kept having problems with its quacker!

76. Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? They just quack each other up!

77. What do you call a duck that gets all the gossip? A quacker!

78. Why did the duck get arrested? He was selling quack!