Dopey Puns
1. What do you call Dopey after he smokes weed? Dopier.
2. Why was Dopey disappointed when he bought a bag of weed? It was dwarted expectations.
3. Why did Dopey get high before going to the mine? He wanted to feel a little mining-numb.
4. What did Dopey say when the edible kicked in? “I’m feelin’ Grumpy!”
5. How did Dopey try to convince Snow White to smoke with him? He said, “C’mon, it’ll be Doc-approved!”
6. Why couldn’t Dopey roll a joint? He kept dropping the papers with his dopey hands.
7. What did Dopey say when he got too high? “I’m way too Sleepy!”
8. Why was Dopey giggling nonstop after taking edibles? He was having a Happy trip.
9. How did Dopey prepare for 4/20? He stocked up on Sneezy snacks.
10. Why was Dopey squinting after smoking weed? He was feeling a little Dopey.
11. What did Dopey get when he crossed strains of indica and sativa? A dope hybrid.
12. How did Dopey try to convince Bashful to smoke with him? He said it would make him less Bashful.
13. Why did Dopey start growing his own weed? To save some dopey dough.
14. Why did Dopey start making edibles? Baking got him Baked.
15. How does Dopey prep for a smoke sess? He ices his dopey throat.
Dopey One-Liners
16. Dopey’s so high, he tried to unlock his house with a pizza slice.
17. Dopey got so stoned, he was convinced he was one of the 7 stoners.
18. Dopey smoked so much, he started speaking Dopey-nese.
19. Dopey got so baked, he asked Snow White for Dopey-amine.
20. Dopey greened out and tried to mine for diamonds in the couch.
21. Dopey hotboxed the cottage so hard, even Grumpy got blazed.
22. Dopey toked up and tried to heal his munchies by kissing Snow White.
23. Dopey bought a Magic Flight Launch Stoned.
24. Dopey was so fried, he started singing “Dopey Dwarf.”
25. Dopey’s new strain: Snow High and the 7 Bowls.
26. Dopey’s edibles kicked in and he yelled “Hi-ho Snoop Dogg!”
27. Dopey got so blasted, he started speaking in weed puns.
28. Dopey greened out and tried using a leaf blower in the house.
29. Dopey toked up and tried to enter the diamond mine by doing the secret dab.
30. Dopey got so baked, he started digging for munchies in the mine.
Best Dopey Jokes
31. One day, Dopey decided to try some magic mushrooms that he found growing near the cottage. The mushrooms quickly started to take effect, and Dopey began hallucinating. He looked over at Sneezy and saw rainbows shooting out of his nose every time he sneezed. Dopey started giggling uncontrollably, which made Grumpy get annoyed. “What are you laughing at?” Grumpy shouted. Dopey just pointed at Sneezy and said “Your sneezes are so colorful!” This made all the other dwarves confused, until they realized Dopey was high on shrooms. Doc gave Dopey some chamomile tea and sent him to lay down until the trip wore off.
32. The seven dwarves decided to celebrate a big diamond find by throwing a huge party. Dopey was put in charge of getting the food and supplies. He went a little overboard and bought enough weed edibles to get the whole castle high. By the time the dwarves got back from the mine, Dopey had eaten most of the edibles himself. He was so stoned that he couldn’t communicate or function. The other dwarves just shook their heads and knew they’d have to ride out Dopey’s high with him. The party turned into the dwarves taking turns caring for the completely baked Dopey. He spent the whole night giggling uncontrollably and trying to have conversations but only speaking gibberish. The dwarves vowed never to let Dopey be in charge of party supplies again.
33. Dopey was cleaning out the cottage and stumbled upon Sleepy’s secret weed stash. Curious, he decided to try the weed and took a huge bong rip. Suddenly, Dopey was teleported into a magical weed forest, with giant buds growing on trees and rivers flowing with bong water. Dopey frolicted through the forest, smelling the giant nugs. Then he came upon the magical Weed Fairy, who presented Dopey with every strain imaginable. When Dopey finally woke up from his weed nap, the other dwarves stood around him looking concerned. Doc asked what happened, and Dopey said it was just a dream. But then Sleepy checked his stash and found it half gone. Busted!
34. The seven dwarves decided to start selling some of the gems they mined to make extra money. When it came time to set prices though, Dopey kept insisting they charge $4.20 per gem. The other dwarves tried explaining that the price was way too low and they wouldn’t make any profit at that rate. But dopey refused to budge, saying the price had to be $4.20 because it was “the luckiest number ever.” He even tried setting all the prices to end in .420. The other dwarves eventually gave up and just let Dopey price his gems at $4.20 while they priced theirs normally. Of course, stoner village residents flocked to Dopey, cleaning him out of stock while ignoring the other dwarves’ higher priced gems.
35. One day Dopey came home from the village acting especially dopey. The other dwarves asked what was wrong with him. Dopey explained that he had just discovered Weed Island, a tropical island not far from the Enchanted Forest that was home to every strain of enchanted marijuana imaginable. The other dwarves told him there was no such thing as Weed Island, but Dopey insisted he had just been there and met the wizard bong Marley who bestowed magical smoking powers on Dopey. The dwarves didn’t have the heart to tell him it was all a hallucination. So now whenever Dopey acts especially dopey, they just say he’s visited Weed Island again.
36. The dwarves were getting ready for a long day of mining. Dopey said he wanted to try a new productivity hack he had heard about. He had read that smoking a little weed before work could make you more focused and creative. The other dwarves were skeptical, but they agreed to let Dopey try it out. So he took a few puffs of the “productivity strain” and they headed to the mine. At first Dopey seemed fine, just mellow and chatty. But as the day went on, the weed hit him harder. Soon he was too zoned out to swing his pickaxe and kept losing diamonds because he would just stare at them mesmerized by their sparkle. The dwarves had to call it an early day when Dopey got the munchies so bad that he tried to take a bite out of a stalagmite. Needless to say, they never let Dopey try his “productivity hacking” again.
37. Dopey walked into the cottage one day proudly wielding a new “magical” artifact – a glass mushroom bong. He claimed he had met a wizard in the Enchanted Forest who gave him the shrooms bong so he could “access hidden wisdom.” Dopey excitedly packed a bowl and took a huge rip. Suddenly, he started hallucinating and believed he could talk to animals. Dopey ran outside and had a full conversation with a squirrel before realizing he was just high. The mushroom bong became Dopey’s favorite “wisdom wand.” He would get high, have epiphanies like “diamonds are just shiny rocks” then pass out under a tree. The dwarves learned to just let dopey enjoy his magical mushroom journeys and not take his stoned ramblings too seriously.
38. Doc gave Dopey a rare strain of dwarfberry weed to help his nausea after he spent all night partying in the village. Dopey misinterpreted Doc’s instructions and smoked 10 times the recommended dose. He got so incredibly stoned that he thought he had come down with “Long-Legged Dwarfism.” Dopey was freaking out that his legs had grown several feet overnight and were still getting longer. The dwarves had to keep him from trying to saw his legs down to size. Doc made Dopey a tincture of Find Your Chill Extract to bring him down gently. The dwarves now watch Dopey more closely anytime he uses dwarfberry weed…keeping saws safely out of reach.
39. The dwarves returned home to find a giant hotboxed tent made from all their blankets in the middle of the cottage. Dopey’s head popped out to excitedly greet them, exhaling a thick cloud of smoke. Apparently while they were gone, he had gotten his hands on some “magic invisible weed” that made him believe he had “disappeared” when he smoked it. Dopey spent all day hotboxing the tent so he could “practice invisibility” for an upcoming magic show in the village. Of course, the other dwarves didn’t have the heart to tell Dopey his magic trick hadn’t worked. Though Grumpy did make him do all the laundry to eliminate the skunky smell from their blankets.
40. Dopey came bounding excitedly up to the dwarves one day, begging them to invest in his new business venture – “Dopey’s Happy Baked Goods.” He had been testing out cannabis infused recipes and was ready to launch a full edibles bakery. Dopey described in vivid detail the mouthwatering menu – Happy Hash Pancakes, Magical Macaroons, Blazed Brownie Bites. The dwarves had to explain that while they appreciated his enthusiasm, they shouldn’t be selling cannabis treats just yet. But they agreed to revisit the business plan if the laws ever changed in the Enchanted Forest. Dopey continues perfecting his secret recipes, waiting for the day his bakery dreams can come true.
41. The dwarves were getting ready to head to the mine when Dopey announced he had booked them all “Miner’s Massages” to loosen up first. They arrived at the spa and were escorted to private massage tables while Dopey went to “check on their appointments.” Mid-way through the massage, as the therapists were kneading out knots from hours of mining, the dwarves began to feel strange. Soon they were giggling uncontrollably and lazing about with dreamy smiles. Dopey had booked them all Cannabis-Infused Massages! The dwarves were too relaxed to even be mad. They floated home in a blissful daze and agreed it had been Dopey’s best idea ever. Though next time they would pass on the “special oil upgrade.”
42. Dopey stumbled in late one night with dilated pupils, reeking of smoke. The dwarves could tell he was extra baked but Dopey insisted he was sober. According to him, a witch at the village magic shop had given him a potion to make him “permanently stoned forever.” Dopey smiled dopily, saying how lucky he was and that he would never have to buy weed again! The dwarves just played along, gave Dopey some food and water, and put him to bed. By morning Dopey had sobered up and forgot all about his magic potion. But the dwarves decided to pay the magic shop a visit and politely ask them not to sell any more experimental potions to eager Dopey.
43. The dwarves got an urgent call that Dopey had been arrested for “illegal gold farming” in the village. Apparently he had been using a shovel to dig random holes all over claiming he was “mining for gems for snow white.” At the jail, the still stoned Dopey admitted he may have gotten carried away in his “quest for hidden treasure.” Luckily the dwarves were able to explain it was just a misunderstanding and that Dopey had just gotten overly high. The Sheriff let him off with a warning after they confiscated Dopey’s “prospecting” shovel and secret treasure map (a drawing of the village with x’s everywhere). The dwarves now try to limit Dopey’s sativa strains when he’s planning a village trip.
44. The dwarves got an urgent call from Doc at the hospital saying that Dopey was in the ER. They raced over expecting the worst. But when they got there, Doc explained that Dopey was perfectly fine, just a little too high. Apparently he had eaten a “medicated” muffin and started freaking out when it kicked in, telling everyone he was “overdosing on cannabis.” The paramedics didn’t want to take any chances with the panicked dwarf and brought him in. The dwarves thanked Doc, while trying not to laugh at the embarrassed Dopey. On the walk home, they gently suggested Dopey start with just half a muffin next time.
45. The dwarves returned home after a long day to find Dopey had “redecorated” the cottage with live marijuana plants. He called it his new “weed room” sanctuary and told everyone to use their “inside voices” while in there so as not to disturb the plants. Dopey patiently explained that he wanted to “integrate nature” more into their living space. The other dwarves didn’t have the heart to get rid of Dopey’s new leafy friends. They just quietly moved the plants outside whenever Dopey wasn’t looking, telling him gently that the plants “preferred” life outdoors. Dopey would get confused but carry the plants back inside, insisting they’d “told him” they were happiest in the cottage. This went on for weeks before Dopey got distracted with a new strain and forgot all about his redecorating.
46. The dwarves started noticing things going missing around the cottage. First it was some jewelry and coins, then some of Sleepy’s prized trinkets. The dwarves worried they had a thief until they caught a super stoned Dopey trying to bury Doc’s pocket watch in the yard. When confronted, Dopey admitted in his haze he had started “preparing for munchy emergencies” by hiding snacks and valuables around the cottage. He then led the dwarves around pointing out where he had buried and hidden things for safe keeping. They were able to recover all the lost items and made Dopey promises no more medicated treasure hunting.
47. The dwarves got an angry knock on the door and opened it to find one of the village merchants whose cart had a broken axel. The merchant explained that a small dwarf had run out into the road yelling that his cart was a “munchie dragon” and then tried to slay it by breaking the wheels. The description matched a very stoned Dopey. The dwarves profusely apologized and paid for the repairs. When Dopey came down from his high later that day, they gently broke the news about his dragon slaying shenanigans. Dopey felt awful and agreed that indica strains made his imagination a bit too active.
48. The dwarves came home to find Dopey had built elaborate furniture and sculptures entirely out of collected pieces of quartz. There were chairs, tables, even a life-sized statue of Snow White. Dopey proudly explained he had built it all while “quartz stoned” on his new favorite sativa strain, Super Sour Diesel. He excitedly pointed out how the quartz “perfectly conducted his creative energy.” The dwarves didn’t have the heart to tell Dopey to take apart his rock creations. So they became permanent sparkling fixtures around the cottage, making it the most unique decorated home in the Enchanted Forest.
49. Dopey came sprinting home in a panic, yelling about a werewolf loose in the Enchanted Forest. The other dwarves grabbed axes ready to help. But when they questioned Dopey, they realized he was just stoned and thought he saw a werewolf near the village. In his paranoia, Dopey had sprinted all the way home believing it was chasing him. The dwarves assured him the forest was secure, but Dopey insisted on making silver tipped axes – just in case the “weed wolf” returned. He also wanted to build afallout shelter and stock it with marshmallows and Fritos, which the dwarves gently talked him out of. They switched Dopey to less panic-inducing strains after that.
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