Disco Puns
1. I heard the local disco is having a sale on bellbottoms. Now that’s a flared opportunity!
2. What do you call an overweight disco dancer? A heavy groover!
3. Why did the disco dancer cross the road? To get to the other sidestep.
4. What do you call a disco dancer who is hungry? A groovin’ foodie.
5. Why was the disco dancer sweating so much? They were burning up the dance floor!
6. What did the disco dancer say when their shoe came untied? “Let’s boogie on down and get this situation tied up.”
7. Why can’t you trust a disco dancer to paint your house? They’re always cutting corners on the dance floor.
8. How do disco dancers get ready in the morning? They put their dance clothes on one leg at a time.
9. I went to a 24 hour disco last night. The music never stopped once – it was non-stop!
10. What did the disco dancer say when they ran out of moves on the dance floor? “I’m all out of groove!”
11. Why do disco dancers make great detectives? Because they are always staying under cover on the dance floor.
Disco One-Liners
12. I disco, you disco, he she me disco.
13. Disco fever? More like Saturday night fever!
14. Disco dance or disco nap? Tough choice.
15. Bellbottoms and big hair – classic disco style.
16. Disco balls and strobe lights make me want to get down.
17. Platform shoes + flared pants = disco perfection.
18. Can you dig it? I can definitely dig some disco.
19. Boogie wonderland, here I come!
20. Get your groove on and do the hustle!
21. Disco dance off? Challenge accepted.
Best Disco Jokes
22. A group of friends were talking about where they want to go out dancing. John suggests the new disco club in town but his friend Jane says, “The last time I went disco dancing I pulled a muscle! It was a disco-strophe!”
23. Bob was telling his friend about his experience at the disco club last weekend. “As soon as I walked onto the dance floor, I was surrounded by people dancing all around me. I didn’t know what to do so I just jumped in and tried to copy everyone’s moves. I looked like a fish out of water flopping around – it was disco-mforting to say the least!”
24. Sally was practicing her disco dance moves while she waited for her friends to get ready to go out. Her mom walked by and saw Sally’s wild dance moves and said jokingly “You’d better calm down those dance moves or you’re going to disco-locate your shoulder!
25. Jake was showing off his disco dance skills one night at a club when he attempted a daring spin move and ended up losing his balance and falling right onto his backside! His friend Tyler started laughing and said “That was quite the disco-ster bud!”
26. Michelle and her boyfriend Aaron decided to take disco dance lessons together as a fun date activity. During their first lesson however, Aaron kept stepping on Michelle’s toes whenever he tried to twirl her. By the end of the night, Michelle’s feet were incredibly sore. She said to Aaron on their drive home “That was not as fun as I expected. It was more of a disco-infort than a disco party!”
27. Mark was telling his co-workers about his wild weekend dancing the night away at a disco-themed party. “I danced so hard that I’m still exhausted. My legs are so sore today that I can barely walk – I really did a disco number on them!”
28. When Jenny first walked into the retro disco-themed bar for a friend’s birthday, she was overwhelmed by all of the flashy lights and crazy sounds. Not wanting to embarrass herself on the dance floor, she decided to sit on the sidelines most of the night. Her friend Kayla kept trying to convince her to come dance but Jenny insisted she was happier just watching. “I’m not sure I’m ready to make a disco-very of my dance skills just yet,” Jenny shouted over the music.
29. For his wife’s 40th birthday, David wanted to surprise her with something really unique and special. Without her knowing, he secretly took disco dance lessons for 2 months leading up to the big day. When she walked into the party, the lights dimmed and the disco ball lit up as David entered the room in full 70’s attire – chest wig, bellbottoms and all! He boogied on over to his shocked wife and said “Honey, grab your platforms and get ready to do the hustle, because this party is about to get funky!” It was the best disco surprise she could have imagined.
30. When Amanda and Ryan got married, they wanted a wedding that was totally unique and personalized for their quirky taste. After months of planning, they finally decided to have a retro disco inspired wedding! They found a venue with a spinning disco ball overhead and created a playlist of all their favorite 70’s funk hits. For their first dance, they surprised guests by breaking out into a perfectly choreographed disco routine, complete with shimmies, spins and even a few breakdance moves thrown in! It was the grooviest start to their disco love story.
31. Little Timmy came home from school one day and excitedly told his parents that they were going to have a 70’s themed school dance. He begged his dad to teach him some disco moves so he could show off on the dance floor. His dad happily agreed and cranked up the BeeGees on the stereo. For the next few weeks, Timmy came home every day eager to practice his new disco skills. Finally the big night arrived but poor Timmy ended up having two left feet and floundered helplessly while the other kids danced in circles around him. The next morning, his dad asked how the dance went. Timmy just frowned and responded “It was a disco bust, dad!”