Dinosaur Puns
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is a noise nuisance? A dino-snorer!
2. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent!
3. What do you call a dinosaur that is no longer alive? An exstinctosaurus!
4. Want to hear a joke about a dinosaur? I would tell you one but it’s pretty Jurassicc!
5. What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep in? A dino-snorer!
6. What do you call a nosy peppy dinosaur? A busybodyosaurus!
7. Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they didn’t have a diplodocus!
8. What do you call a dinosaur that works for the government? A Taxosaurus!
9. Why can’t you play cards with a pterodactyl? Because they always fly off with the deck!
10. What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wake people up? An alarm-a-saurus!
11. Want to hear a construction joke? Steel beams. Jurassic Park.
12. What do you call a dinosaur that is a financial advisor? A brontosaurus!
Dinosaur One-Liners
13. I would tell you a joke about dinosaurs, but it’s pre-historic.
14. Velociraptors may be fast, but have you ever seen a dinosprint?
15. They say dinosaurs became extinct because they didn’t have enough megabyte.
16. Dinosaurs didn’t read the warning signs. Now they’re dino-sore.
17. Dinosaurs didn’t work out. That’s why they’re all dead lifts now.
18. What do you call a dinosaur with extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
19. What do you call a dinosaur who solves crimes? Sherlock Bones.
20. How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus Checks!
21. Did you hear about the dinosaur comedian? All his jokes are pre-historic!
22. What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer? Comet!
Best Dinosaur Jokes
23. What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!
24. How do you make a dinosaur float? Two scoops of ice cream, some dinosaur sprinkles, and one glass of soda.
25. Why are dinosaurs no longer around today? Because they’re dead.
26. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur and a pig? Jurassic Pork!
27. What kind of shoes do dinosaurs wear? None, they’re extinct!
28. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A Doyouthinkhesaurus.
29. Why can’t you hear dinosaurs talk? Because they’re dead.
30. How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your fridge? You can’t close the door!
31. Why did the T-Rex eat five dozen chickens? He was trying to win the dinosaur version of Family Feud.
32. What do you call a psychic dinosaur? A dino-seer!
33. How do dinosaurs pay their taxes? In installments!
34. What is a dinosaur’s favorite dessert? Fossil fuel sundae with meteor chips!
35. Why don’t dinosaurs take coffee breaks? Because they’re extinct!
36. Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they didn’t have a space program.
37. What do you call a dinosaur with extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
38. How does a dinosaur get in shape? By doing extinctcy training!
39. What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wake people up? An alarm-a-saurus!
40. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom? Because the “P” is silent!
41. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with fireworks? Dino-mites!
42. What do you call a dinosaur that works at an ice cream shop? A sundaesaurus!
43. Why don’t dinosaurs talk? Because they’re dead.
44. What was the scariest dinosaur? The Terror-dactyl!
45. How do you fit 100 dinosaurs into a car? Two in the front, two in the back, and 96 in the ashtray!
46. Why are dinosaurs extinct? Because they wouldn’t stop tri-cera-topping each other!
47. What do you call it when a dinosaur slides into third base? A tri-stegosaurus!
48. Where do dinosaurs like to spend their holidays? Jurassic Park!
49. What’s a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet!
50. Why does no one tell dinosaur jokes? They’re all too pre-historic!
51. What is as extinct as a dinosaur? My sense of humor.
52. What is the difference between birds and dinosaurs? Modern birds sing, dinosaurs are extinct.
53. Why can’t you hear dinosaurs talk? Because they’re dead.