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37 Funny Clipboard Jokes

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37 Funny Clipboard Jokes

Clipboard Puns (12)

  1. I entered a contest for best clipboard design. I didn’t win first prize, but I got an honorable menu-tion!
  2. My friend was bragging about his new diamond-encrusted clipboard. I told him it sounds very expen-sive…he said “Yeah, it cost a pretty penny.”
  3. I use my clipboard to chop onions when I cook. You could say it makes me cry even when it’s not at work!
  4. Working as a Clipboard Inspector is a very pressing job.
  5. Did you hear about the clipboard with stage fright? It had performance anxiety!
  6. Never ask an angry clipboard for advice. It will give you a stern talking-to!
  7. I entered my clipboard in a beauty pageant. Unfortunately, it didn’t make the final cut.
  8. Be careful when you clip things to a clipboard. You don’t want to end up on the cutting board!
  9. My clipboard identifies as a surfboard. I guess you could say it feels totally stoked whenever we go to the beach!
  10. I caught my clipboard trying to sneak out last night. When I asked where it thought it was going, it just gave me a blank stare.
  11. Working as a Clipboard Model sounds easy, but it can actually be very taxing on your hands!
  12. The clipboard factory had a paper jam today. Production came to a standstill!

Clipboard One-Liners (14)

  1. My clipboard is so old, it probably signed the Declaration of Independence.
  2. I entered my clipboard in a Strongest Clip Competition, but it didn’t have the grip to win.
  3. Don’t let a clipboard boss you around at work—it may act like it’s in charge, but it’s just holding your notes.
  4. I caught my kid using the clipboard as a sled…the little rascal!
  5. This clipboard is so useless, even its reminders don’t stick.
  6. Save a tree—stop using old-fashioned clipboards and upgrade to an iPad!
  7. I ordered a frozen meal once that was literally just a TV dinner on a clipboard…strangest delivery ever!
  8. Broke my good clipboard yesterday…had to go buy some paste and macaroni to make repairs!
  9. My clipboard is the only one I know that suffers from anxiety.
  10. I swear my clipboard has multiple personalities—it keeps flipping back and forth!
  11. Found an old clipboard under my bed this morning clutching some very suspicious “notes.” Hmm!
  12. Caught myself yelling at my clipboard yesterday for losing some important documents. Maybe I need a vacation!
  13. This clipboard is useless without the proper context—just like most clipboards!
  14. Clipboard? More like BORINGboard, am I right?

Best Clipboard Jokes (11)

  1. I was running late for a meeting so I grabbed my clipboard and raced out the door. I got there just in time, bursting into the conference room with papers flying everywhere! Everyone stared at me as I frantically tried to gather them back up. “Sorry I’m late,” I panted, clutching my clipboard to my chest. “I had a last-minute important delivery I had to sign for.” I held up the empty clipboard proudly. My boss just shook his head and said “We ordered lunch over an hour ago. Where are the sandwiches?”
  2. An office worker named Jim was having a bad day when he noticed the IT guy replacing keyboards around the office. He walked over and asked what was going on.

    “We’ve been getting reports of spyware being spread through some keyboards,” the IT guy said. “So we’re swapping them out as a precaution.”

    “Do I need to be worried about my clipboard then?” Jim joked.

    The IT guy looked baffled then burst out laughing. “A clipboard spreading viruses? Now that would be hilarious!”

    Jim grinned. “Well it keeps giving me these funny notes when I’m not looking.”

  3. Why was the clipboard hired as a personal assistant? It excelled at managing schedules, tracking tasks, taking notes, and holding things together!
  4. My doctor recently put me on strict clipboard rest after I suffered a hand cramp from writing too many to-do lists. She said my relationship with my clipboard had become co-dependent and unhealthy. I guess you could say we really did have too much on our plate!
  5. What do you call a clipboard that graduated top of its class? Val-a-dictorian!
  6. I used to have a part-time job at Staples organizing their selection of clipboards. It wasn’t glamorous work but it helped pay for school. One day my supervisor saw me testing out a display model by pretending to conduct an orchestra with it. I was mortified at first but then he just shrugged and said “Whatever helps pass the time, just don’t steal the good pens off my desk anymore.” Now I’m assistant managing thewhole stationery department!
  7. Why can’t clipboards play hide and seek? Because they always give away your position!
  8. My clipboard is the most dramatic thing ever. If it’s not getting bent out of shape over something, it’s flying off the handle!
  9. What did the clipboard say to the document? Stick with me and we’ll go places!
  10. I think clipboards must be the most patient office supplies out there. They have to put up with holding so many to-do lists, messy notes, and coffee stains without complaint! Not to mention getting dragged into boring meetings and having pens stolen right off them all the time. No wonder they always look so stoic.
  11. What’s a clipboard’s favorite dance move? The scribble!