Cheesecake Puns
1. I was going to bake a cheesecake for my friend’s birthday, but I ended up making a real cheese-steak of it!
2. My friend claims to hate cheesecake, but I think she’s just cheesing me. After all, who doesn’t like cake?
3. I entered my cheesecake into a baking contest. Let’s hope the judges think it’s a slice above the rest!
4. I was craving cheesecake last night, so I made one with extra cheese. You could say I was feeling a little cheesy.
5. I’m in a really gouda mood today. I think I’ll celebrate by baking a cheesecake!
6. My wife asked me to pick up a cheesecake on the way home. I told her, “No whey!”
7. Did you hear about the baker who got arrested? He was caught selling cheesecakes on the black brie market.
8. Why was the cheesecake sad? It felt crumby.
9. What do you call a cheesecake with no crust? A naked cheesecake!
10. How does the moon cut its cheesecake? It uses a new cresent knife.
11. I lost my recipe for cheesecake. Thankfully, I can make it off the top of my cheddar.
12. What do you call a happy cheesecake? A jolly roulade!
13. Why did the cheesecake go to art school? It wanted to become a cream of the crop!
14. I got pulled over by the cops for speeding. I told the officer, “There’s no whey I was going that fast!” He let me go with a slice of cheesecake.
15. My friend keeps telling me cheesecake jokes. I told him to cut the cheese already!
16. Cheesecakes are like snowflakes – no two are ever ricotta the same.
17. I’m really milking these cheesecake puns for all they’ve goat!
Cheesecake One-Liners
18. I made a cheesecake so delicious, it was criminal. You could say it was guilty as charged.
19. They say too much cheesecake will go straight to your thighs. But I say, who cares about cellulite when cake is on the line?
20. Cheesecake is proof that God wants us to be happy and get fat.
21. Cheesecake is my favorite dessert – it hits the sweet spot between cake and pie.
22. Cheesecake is like a hug from the inside.
23. Friends don’t let friends skip cheesecake.
24. Once you go cheesecake, you never go back.
25. Cake by day, cheesecake by night.
26. Cheesecake – because regular cake has too many carbs.
27. I never met a cheesecake I didn’t like.
Best Cheesecake Jokes
28. My friend baked a savory cheesecake with garlic, herbs, and onions. I told him, “This cheesecake is un-brie-lievable!”
29. I was watching a cooking show where they were making a chocolate cheesecake. My wife said, “That looks so good, I could eat the whole thing!” I responded, “Don’t have a torte, dear.”
30. I was out of cream cheese so I tried making a cheesecake with ricotta instead. It was a total disas-brie. I should have known better – you can’t improvise with cheesecake recipes!
31. My coworker brought a cheesecake to the office for his birthday. When he cut me an extra big slice I told him, “Thanks for the extra cheesy piece!”
32. I entered a cheesecake eating contest last weekend. I was doing pretty well until I realized all the other competitors were pros. Let’s just say I didn’t have much of a slice at winning.
33. Why did the cheesecake go to therapy? It had a lot of layers to work through.
34. What do you call a cheesecake with dandruff? A flaky cheesecake!
35. How does Moses make cheesecake? He uses mountain creme and red sea-salt.
36. Did you hear about the mobster who loved cheesecake? He was a real cheesecake fan, made guys an offer they couldn’t refuse for a slice of strawberry cheesecake.
37. What do you call cheesecake that’s been stolen? Cheesecrimes!
38. Why was the strawberry mad at the cheesecake? It felt desserted!
39. I entered my cat in a feline cheesecake eating contest. She scarfed it down so fast, it was paws-itively purr-plexing!
40. Why did the cheesecake win the race? It was the quickest shortcut.
41. Why can’t you trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
42. Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay. You have my Word!
43. I tried to catch fog yesterday but I mist.
44. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
45. I used to have a fear of hurdles but I got over it.
46. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
47. Have you heard of that new band 1023MB? They haven’t made it to a gig yet.
48. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
49. My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.” I know he means well.
50. I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger…then it hit me.
