Caramel Puns
1. What do you call a sticky, sweet candy? A caramel cling-on!
2. Why was the caramel sad? It felt crummy.
3. How did the caramel cross the road? It was traffic jam.
4. What do you call a melted caramel that’s been left in the sun? A caramel corpse.
5. Why don’t cars like driving through caramel? It really gums up their wheels.
6. Why was the caramel late to work? It got stuck in taffy traffic.
7. What do you call a sad caramel? A mellow-drama.
8. Why do caramels make good meteorologists? They have lots of experience with weather conditions getting sticky.
9. What do you call a caramel that’s been cooked too long? Caramel-coal.
10. Why do caramels hate driving slick roads? They end up in butterscotch pile-ups.
11. Why are caramels so flexible? They do lots of stretching before getting wrapped.
12. How does a caramel repair its broken arm? With a sugarsling.
13. Why are caramels never scared? They have nerves of steel.
14. What do you call a psychic caramel? A medium chew.
15. What sits besides a melted caramel and waves? A marshmellow goodbye.
16. What do you call two caramels in love? Sweet hearts.
17. What do you call a happy caramel? Jolly rancher.
Caramel One-Liners
1. This caramel is so sweet, it gave me cavities just looking at it!
2. I was going to make some caramel apples but I got a little sauce and ate it instead.
3. This caramel is so sticky, I’m basically glued to my candy wrapper.
4. I bought some caramels to give out on Halloween but I ate them all – I’m one sweet ghoul!
5. I love caramel so much I wanna marry it – guess that makes me a caramel lover!
6. I’m so addicted to caramel I go through sugar withdrawals without my daily fix.
7. I ate so much caramel I swear I started sweating syrup. It was a sugary hot mess!
8. I’ve got a real sweet tooth for caramel – it hits the spot better than chocolate ever could!
9. This caramel is so delicious, my taste buds are doing a happy dance right now!
10. I’m nuts for caramel – it’s the most decadent candy topping out there!
11. I’ve got a real soft spot for chewy caramels – they get me every time.
12. I’ll take a salted, gooey caramel over a piece of fruit any day – it’s just so sinfully delicious!
13. Mmm, I can’t get enough of this homemade caramel – it tastes like pure sugary joy!
14. I swear this caramel sauce was made by angels – it’s heavenly!
15. One whiff of this tasty caramel and my sweet tooth goes into overdrive – resist I cannot!
16. I don’t need drugs to get high – just give me some slow simmered caramel!
17. I’d skip dinner and go straight for dessert if it had an ooey, gooey caramel topping.
Best Caramel Jokes
1. A man walked into a candy store looking for something sweet for his wife’s birthday. The owner recommended caramels. “Are you sure she’ll like them?” asked the man. “Trust me,” said the owner. “Caramels will make your wife very happy. Take it from a professional – I know my candies!”
2. A little boy asked the ice cream man, “What’s the most popular flavor?” The ice cream man replied, “Well, lots of people love our chocolate and vanilla. But caramel is pretty popular too.” The boy said, “I bet if you added more caramel swirl to your cones more people would buy them!” The ice cream man smiled and said, “You make a good point, kid. I’ll start adding extra caramel swirl!”
3. Sally didn’t like eating fruit unless it was covered in something sweet. One day her mom put some apple slices in front of her and said, “Eat up!” Sally pushed the plate away and said, “I’m not eating those yucky apples!” Her mom thought for a minute, then drizzled gooey caramel sauce all over them. Sally’s eyes lit up and she happily gobbled up every bite, saying, “Now THESE apples I like!”
4. Kyle’s parents told him he had to start eating healthier snacks. When they handed him an apple, Kyle said, “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but candy keeps me happy!” His mom cut up the apple and drizzled caramel over the slices. Kyle took a bite and said, “Okay, caramel covered apples are healthy AND make me happy!”
5. Maggie loved candy, especially gooey, chewy caramels. One Halloween, she dressed up as a caramel apple – red shirt, brown leggings, green hat for the stem. She walked around saying “Trick or caramel!” instead of “Trick or treat!” Everyone loved her creative costume and sugary spirit.
6. For Donna’s birthday, her friend baked her a cake with layers of chocolate fudge and salted caramel. The first bite was so decadent, Donna’s eyes rolled back in delight. Grinning ear to ear she said, “I don’t know how you did it, but this is the best cake I’ve ever tasted!”
7. Mark was addicted to caramel candies. At the movies, he’d buy the extra large popcorn tub just to have more room for smuggling in bags of chewy caramels. The crunchy kernels plus sticky, sweet caramel made the perfect snack combo.
8. Jenny was excited when her parents said they were going on a road trip. She loved long drives because it meant hours of gazing out the window mesmerized while slowly savoring salted caramels.
9. For their anniversary, Tom surprised his wife with a private chocolate and caramel making class. They had the best date night dipping fruit and pretzels into flowing melted caramel, then cuddling as they fed each other chocolate covered caramel treats.
10. Every Friday night, Diane and her roommate had a baking session. This week they decided to make homemade caramel sauce from scratch. The kitchen was soon filled with the mouthwatering aroma of sugar and cream slowly simmering to create the perfect sticky sweet topping.
11. When Sam bit into the crème brûlée, the crackly sugary top gave way to a smooth, velvety custard flecked with bits of salty caramel. He devoured every last creamy, dreamy bite of the dessert, ensuring not a trace of caramel goodness would go to waste.
12. For their first date, Evan took Jess to a new dessert shop featuring exotic caramel creations. They sampled sweet and spicy caramel popcorn, dark chocolate caramel tarts, and salted caramel ice cream. Evan knew he had found the perfect girl when Jess suggested splitting the giant caramel cheesecake.
13. When Kayla spotted the tray of glistening dessert apples rolled in chopped nuts and drizzled with caramel, she hurried over and grabbed one, not wanting to miss out. That first sweet and crunchy bite instantly transported her back to childhood trips to the candy apple stand.
14. Derek loved exploring unique food mashups, so he decided to combine his two favorites – pizza and caramel. Melting caramel into the tomato sauce gave it a new depth of flavor. And drizzling extra over the cheesy slices took this creation over the top.
15. For the office holiday party, the boss hired a professional candy maker to demonstrate how caramel was made, from cooking sugar into melted golden deliciousness to shaping and wrapping the finished candies. Everyone loved plunging apples and pretzels into the creamy homemade caramel.
16. When Mia’s boyfriend showed up with flowers and a box of artisan caramels, she threw her arms around him and said “You really know how to make a bad day better!” As they cuddled on the couch enjoying the sweet treats, the stress of her day melted away.
17. Granny loved spoiling her grandkids, so she always had jars of colorful candies ready when they visited. But the caramels were their favorite – they would dig through all the jars, unwrapping each chewy treat as fast as they could until the caramel jar was empty.
