Broom Puns
1. I bought a new broom and named it Brad Pitt. Now I have a clean sweep heartthrob.
2. Did you hear about the broom that got married? It had a very sweep ceremony.
3. My broom is very obedient. It always sweeps when I tell it to.
4. I entered my broom in a beauty pageant. I knew it would clean up.
5. The lazy broom got fired from his job. He just couldn’t sweep up to expectations.
6. I caught my broom dancing in the closet. It was having a secret sweep rave.
7. The broom likes to sweep under the rug a lot. I guess it has a lot to hide.
8. My broom applied to art school. It dreams of being a sweepic artist.
9. I grabbed the wrong end of the broom and got a mouthful of dust bunnies. Talk about a hairy situation!
10. The broom factory burned down. Now their business is swept away.
11. I brought my broom to the horse race. I had a sweepstake in the winner.
12. My broom and I entered a three-legged race. We made a clean sweep of the competition.
Broom One-Liners
13. My broom sweeps me off my feet.
14. This broom really knows how to clean house.
15. My broom has a mind of its own. It likes to go rogue.
16. This broom sweeps until the cows come home.
17. My broom works hard all day and is sweeping by night.
18. This broom cleans with gusto and plenty of elbow grease.
19. My broom deserves a raise for all its hard work.
20. This broom does not cut any corners when cleaning.
21. My broom swept so hard it nearly swept itself away.
22. This broom cleans until the place sparkles and shines.
Best Broom Jokes
23. I was cleaning with my broom when it suddenly came to life and started dancing around the room. I didn’t know it had sweep moves like that!
24. My broom hid all my left shoes. When I asked it why, it said it wanted to see me hopping mad. That little sweeper!
25. I caught my broom trying to escape out the window. It was planning a clean getaway.
26. My broom entered a singing competition. It swept the competition away with its broom ballads.
27. My broom pulled a prank and toilet papered the whole house when I was gone. It really swept me off my feet with that one!
28. I found my broom reading a book on the couch. I guess it was trying to sweep up on some reading time.
29. My broom snuck out at night to go to a sweep rave. It danced the night away under flashing broom lights.
30. I scolded my broom for not cleaning properly. It had a little sweepdown and cried in the closet.
31. My broom accidentally knocked over and shattered a vase. It swept up the mess and sheepishly apologized after.
32. I caught my broom trying on my clothes and makeup when I wasn’t home. It was just sweeping around in my wardrobe.
33. My broom entered a sweepstakes contest hoping to win a new cleaning set. It was totally swept away when it won!
34. My broom pulled an all-nighter to thoroughly clean the entire house top to bottom. It was completely bushed by morning.
35. I found my broom reading an encyclopedia. I guess it wanted to really sweep up on some knowledge.
36. My broom snuck out to play baseball with the other brooms in the neighborhood. It had a sweep time being part of a broom team.
37. I caught my broom trying to sweep clouds away from the sky. It was convinced it could get the sky perfectly clean and clear.
38. My broom entered a cooking contest, but all it could make was swept potatoes and sweepy stew. Not much variety in its recipes!
39. My broom loves sweeping to pop music. Sometimes it even sings along to the broomie tunes.
40. I found my broom reading an investing book. When I asked why, it said it was researching sweepstakes to invest its earnings in!
41. My broom accidentally got its bristles chopped off in a tragic hedge trimmer incident. Now it has to learn to be a mop.
42. I caught my broom trying to pose for glamour photos. It was swept away by dreams of being a model.
43. My broom pulled a Halloween prank and disguised itself as a mop to scare me. The little sweeper really got me swept up in its trick!
44. I found my broom reading the dictionary and studying vocabulary words. It must be trying to expand its sweep cabulary.
45. My broom loves dancing to pop songs, but it always manages to sweep the floor while busting moves. Multitasking at its finest!
46. I scolded my broom for breaking a vase, but then I found out it was just trying to sweep up the pieces. My little sweeper was so responsible!
47. My broom accidentally knocked over a tower of cans at the supermarket. It was so embarrassed it tried to sweepily sneak away.
48. My broom loves sweeping to classical music. It gets so caught up in the sweepodies it sometimes forgets to actually sweep!
49. I caught my broom trying on a pirate hat. It was sweeping away on dreams of being a swashbuckling sweeper of the seven seas.
50. My broom loves reading magazines about the newest cleaning techniques. It really nerds out over the latest sweep developments.
51. I scolded my broom for breaking a plate, but it turned out it was just trying to sweep up the mess. My thoughtful little sweeper!
52. My broom accidentally knocked over the trash can and made a huge mess. It was so upset it cried sweepy tears as it cleaned it all up.
53. My broom loves listening to audiobooks while it sweeps. It says the stories make the sweeping go by faster.
54. I caught my broom trying to climb a ladder up to sweep the roof. That ambitious little sweeper just can’t get enough cleaning!
55. My broom loves solving sudoku puzzles in its free time. It says sweepoku keeps its bristles sharp.
56. I scolded my broom for playing in the dirt, but it was just trying to practice its sweeping skills. Such a hardworking little sweeper!
57. My broom accidentally knocked over a houseplant and got dirt everywhere. It swept up the mess in a jiff then gave the sad plant a pep talk.
58. My broom secretly entered a sweepstakes hoping to win a cleaning cruise. It was so thrilled when it actually won!
59. I caught my broom reading sweeping theory books to improve its technique. That dedicated little sweeper is always trying to be its best!
60. My broom loves collecting cleaning products. Its closet is filled with a tidy rows of its favorite sweep supplies.
61. I found my broom crying in the closet. Apparently the mop was teasing it for having bristles instead of a sponge head.
62. My broom accidentally tore a hole in the carpet. It was so upset with itself that it swept and cried for hours.
63. My broom begged me to take it to the new exhibit at the Sweeping History Museum. It is such a little cleaning nerd!
64. I caught my broom writing sweeping poetry. It hopes to publish a book of existential broom ballads someday.
65. My broom loves listening to sweeping meditation music when it needs to relax. Soothing broom beats really sweep it away.
66. I found my broom reading classic literature hoping to be more cultured. It was poring over Sweepspeare plays.
67. My broom secretly entered a sweep jam poetry contest. We cheered it on as it swept the stage with its rhyming couplets.
68. I scolded my broom for spilling a drink, but it was just trying to sweep the puddle away as fast as it could. Good effort, little sweeper!
69. My broom accidentally broke a window with an errant throw while playing catch. It swept up the glass then taped up the hole so responsibly.
70. I caught my broom trying to climb a shelf to reach the top. That ambitious little sweeper just refuses to settle for anything less than completely clean!
71. My broom loves listening to sweeping songs to hype itself up for big cleaning jobs. Upbeat tunes really get it pumped!
72. I found my broom reading the autobiography of a famous sweeper. It dreams of following in their footsteps to become a sweeping legend.
73. My broom begged me for sweeping lessons from a master sweeper. It really aspires to elevate its technique to an art form.
74. I caught my broom practicing acceptance speeches for its hoped-for future sweeping awards. That ambitious little cleaner cracks me up!
75. My broom accidentally put a hole in the wall during an overenthusiastic sweeping session. At least it patched it up nicely after its sheepish apology.