Bookbag Puns (16)
1. I wanted to carry my books in style, so I got a bookbag with some extra swag. You could say it’s pretty hip.
2. My new bookbag is so shiny and squeaky, it must be made out of pleather. Get it? Like leather but with more plastic.
3. I was looking for a sturdy bookbag to carry my hefty textbooks. The salesperson suggested the builder’s backpack – it has the strongest framework.
4. I brought my favorite bookbag to show-and-tell. My teacher said it was pretty rad. You could say it passed the bookbag check.
5. I spilled juice all over my bookbag and now it’s stained. I tried to clean it but the damage is irreversible. You could say it’s a permanent marquee.
6. I accidentally left my bookbag out in the rain and now it’s all wet. At least my books are waterproof thanks to their covers.
7. I wanted a bookbag big enough to fit all my stuff, so I got one made out of stretchy spandex. You could say it’s quite expandable.
8. I brought my bookbag camping and used it to carry firewood. It got ripped but at least it went out in a blaze of glory.
9. I love customizing my bookbags with patches and pins. You could say I’m quite crafty when it comes to the bags on my back.
10. I decided to embroider my name on my bookbag so no one else would take it. I guess you could say it’s mine by name and design.
11. I accidentally left my bookbag on the bus and will probably never see it again. It really drives me around the bend.
12. I just got a new vinyl bookbag that makes a squeaking sound when I walk. At least I’ll never lose it, since it announces itself wherever I go.
13. I prefer using my laptop bag to carry my books. It has great pocket organization for all my stuff. You could call it a tabletote.
14. I got in trouble for bringing a rolling suitcase to carry my books. The principal said it goes against backpack protocol.
15. I wanted a bookbag that could charge my phone, so I got one with a portable charger built-in. You could say it really packs a power punch.
16. I accidentally left my bookbag in the hallway and everyone tripped on it. Talk about a stumble pack.
Bookbag One-Liners (10)
17. My bookbag is so messy, it’s basically just one big pocket of chaos.
18. I spilled hand sanitizer in my bookbag and now everything smells like a hospital.
19. My bookbag ripped right down the middle as I was walking to class – talk about an awkward split.
20. I accidentally grabbed my sister’s Disney princess bookbag this morning. Let’s just say I got some interesting looks in class.
21. My bookbag is like a black hole – things go in and are never seen again.
22. I was running late this morning and my bookbag literally exploded when I tried to stuff one more thing in it.
23. My dog got a hold of my bookbag and used it as a chew toy. RIP.
24. I keep emergency snacks in the smallest pocket of my bookbag for when I get hungry in class.
25. I have so many keychains clipped to my bookbag that it jingles when I walk.
26. My bookbag broke its strap and I had to carry it like a baby all the way home.
Best Bookbag Jokes (21)
27. My friend was running late and tried to put on their bookbag while riding their bike to school. Let’s just say things went sideways really quickly.
28. My teacher asked if anyone did the homework. I frantically searched every pocket of my bookbag but couldn’t find it anywhere. Panic mode activated.
29. I accidently grabbed my sibling’s bookbag and didn’t realize until I had gotten all the way to school. I walked into my first class and pulled out a sparkly notebook – definitely not mine.
30. Last night, I had a dream that I went to school but forgot my bookbag at home. I frantically searched my whole locker for my textbooks. Whew – just a dream.
31. I was running to catch the bus and my bookbag got stuck in the bus doors as they were closing. I was dragged halfway down the block before the bus driver noticed.
32. I thought I could jump over a huge puddle while wearing my bookbag. I greatly overestimated my athletic abilities and ended up face down in the puddle.
33. My friend bet me $5 that I couldn’t fit into a locker while wearing my bookbag. I contorted my body in ways that I didn’t know were possible and ended up getting stuck.
34. I was rummaging around in my bookbag during silent reading time and a secret snack stash from last semester fell out. The whole class stared as candy bars rained down.
35. I stuffed my bookbag so full that when I went to pick it up, the strap broke and all my stuff crashed to the floor. Notebooks and papers everywhere.
36. I thought tying my bookbag to the back of my bike was a good idea. It got caught on a pole and I got clotheslined onto the grass. Oops.
37. I was running late and tried to put my bookbag on while skateboarding. Let’s just say I ended up in the bushes.
38. My friend thought it would be funny to pick up my bookbag while I was wearing it as a prank. We both ended up toppling over into a recycling bin.
39. I was trying to be cool and wear my bookbag slung low on one shoulder. I bumped into someone and it swung around, whacking me in the face.
40. My bookbag broke open right as I got to school and all my stuff crashed to the ground. As I was scrambling to pick it up, someone stepped on my sandwich and smashed it.
41. I accidentally wore my bookbag on the front to school like a baby carrier. My friends still haven’t let me live it down.
42. I swung my super heavy bookbag around too fast and ended up spinning in a circle before crashing into the lockers. So graceful.
43. I thought I could slide down the stair railing like a cool kid while wearing my bookbag. I got about halfway down before toppling backwards in front of everyone.
44. I was trying to sneakily eat a snack during class. When I went to put the wrapper back in my bookbag it made a crinkly sound that echoed through the silent room.
45. My bookbag spilled open right as I got off the bus. I crawled around grabbing all my stuff while everyone stared and laughed as they walked around me.
46. I accidently wore two bookbags at once today – one on the front and one on the back. Everyone asked if I was moving into school permanently.
47. I set my bookbag down for one second to tie my shoe. When I looked up, my archenemy had grabbed it and tossed it into the fountain.
48. I thought I lost my bookbag so I bought all new textbooks. Two days later I found my original bag under my bed. Now I have double the books to carry.
49. My friend said she would hold my bookbag for me but she forgot and walked away. I had to chase her down three hallways yelling “Wait, you have my life!”