Autumn Puns
1. What do you call a nervous leaf? A shake-y oak!
2. Why was the scarecrow promoted? He was out standing in his field.
3. How do trees get on the internet? They just log on.
4. Why do trees hate tests? Because they get stumped on all the hard questions.
5. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator.
6. Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off.
7. What did the leaf say to autumn? I’m falling for you.
8. What do you call a nervous pumpkin? A pump-kin.
9. Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk.
10. What did one autumn leaf say to another? I’m falling for you.
11. How do trees get online? They just log on.
12. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.
13. Why are trees such good knitters? They are always down to branch out.
14. Why do squirrels gather nuts in the fall? They’re trying to acorn-ucopia for the winter.
15. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
Autumn One-Liners
16. Orange you glad it’s almost fall?
17. Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
18. Time to turn over a new leaf.
19. Fall in love with autumn.
20. Sweater weather is better weather.
21. Don’t leaf me this fall!
22. Fall for autumn’s beauty.
23. I’m so glad I live in a world with Octobers.
24. Cute pumpkins, crunchy leaves, and hoodie sleeves.
25. Fall is my favorite color.
26. Autumn air, a fair one’s fare.
27. A picture is worth a thousand leaves.
28. Back to school, back to autumn.
29. A cornucopia of autumn activities.
30. Cinnamon, spice, and everything nice about fall.
Best Autumn Jokes
31. What did the autumn tree say when summer left? So long, summer!
32. Why was the scarecrow given an award? He was outstanding in his field!
33. How do trees access the internet? They log on.
34. What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
35. Why do baseball players love autumn? Because of fall training.
36. Why was everyone so tired on October 31st? They just finished a long October.
37. What happens when leaves fall down? They autumn to the ground.
38. Why did summer catch autumn? Because autumn was fall-ing behind.
39. What do you call a hippie’s favorite season? The fall, man.
40. Why do trees get dizzy in fall? They feel light-headed after dropping all their leaves.
41. Why do birds fly to warmer climates for the winter? Because it’s faster than walking or driving.
42. What’s the best thing about fall? Jumping into leaf piles.
43. How do trees get on the internet? They log in.
44. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
45. What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
46. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
47. Why do trees look forward to fall? Their leaves will be changing colors soon!
48. What do you call a nervous pumpkin? A pump-kin!
49. How do leaves get from place to place? With autumn-mobiles!
50. What did one autumn leaf say to the other? I’m fall-ing for you!
51. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
52. Where do you find fall fashions? In the autumn catalog!
53. Why was the scarecrow given an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
54. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth!
55. Why do leaves fall off trees in autumn? They want to go out in a blaze of glory!
