Aloha Puns
1. I heard Hawaii has a big aloha party coming up. It’s going to be a real luau blowout!
2. My friend got a job selling Aloha shirts in Honolulu. I told him it sounds like an excel-aloha opportunity.
3. I was feeling down so I decided to book a Hawaiian vacation. The aloha spirit really lifted my mood.
4. I tried making an aloha smoothie with pineapple, coconut milk and a Hawaiian flower. It had a very tropical vibe.
5. The beach resort started playing ukulele music to give off those aloha vibes. It really set the mood for relaxation.
6. My uncle owns a luau company in Hawaii. He throws the most epic aloha parties on the islands.
7. I got frustrated trying to fold an aloha shirt properly. Those Hawaiian prints are so mis-aloha-igning.
8. The flight attendant greeted us with an aloha when we landed in Honolulu. I knew we were in for a warm Hawaiian welcome.
9. My friend threw me a surprise aloha themed birthday party. It was a totally tropical experience.
10. I was craving some aloha food like coconut shrimp and pineapple chicken. Sometimes you just need those Hawaiian flavors.
11. I tried to book an aloha tour to see the Hawaiian islands. Unfortunately they were completely aloha’d out.
12. My neighbor got back from Hawaii and won’t stop saying aloha to everyone. She really brought the spirit back with her.
Aloha One-Liners
13. My Hawaiian shirt collection is out of control. You could say I’m an aloha-holic.
14. I’m so relaxed after my trip to Hawaii I think I left my stress back there. Aloha to worries!
15. Sorry I’m late, I’m still on Hawaii time. Aloha means hello as well as goodbye apparently.
16. Of course I brought my ukulele to the luau. Gotta spread those aloha vibes.
17. My goal in life is to have an aloha spirit. Just keep calm and mahalo on.
18. I got so sunburnt in Hawaii even aloe vera can’t soothe me. Aloe to my aloha tan.
19. Nothing relaxes me more than listening to ukulele music and sipping a mai tai. Aloha to my cares!
20. After one trip to Hawaii I’m saying mahalo to cold weather. Take me back to the aloha state!
21. Hawaii was amazing but I’m happy to be home. There’s no place like the aloha of your own house.
22. My goal in life is to spread the aloha spirit wherever I go. We could all use more love and positive vibes.
Best Aloha Jokes
23. My wife asked me why I was bringing my ukulele on our Hawaiian vacation. I said, “Helloooo….it’s aloha time!”
24. I tried to tell my worried mom that everything would be fine on my trip to Hawaii. But she kept saying “Aloha! Be careful out there!”
25. I entered a hula dancing contest in Hawaii just for fun. I didn’t win but at least I gave it my best aloha.
26. On my first night in Hawaii I saw a fire show on the beach. Those fire dancers really know how to spread the aloha!
27. My friend went on a Hawaiian cruise but was seasick the whole time. I guess you could say she wasn’t feeling the aloha spirit.
28. I was bummed that it rained during my luau. But the staff said “No worries, aloha anyway!” Gotta love that Hawaiian attitude.
29. My wife packed 10 Hawaiian shirts for our vacation. I said isn’t that a bit ex-aloha-rant?
30. We rented a beach house in Hawaii for a family reunion. Having everyone together in paradise was a true aloha moment.
31. I tried to play Somewhere Over the Rainbow on the ukulele to get in the Hawaiian spirit. Let’s just say I won’t be quitting my day job any time soon.
32. My friend threw a Hawaiian themed graduation party. She decorated with tiki torches and leis, it was a super fun aloha bash.
33. I was chatting with a little old lady on the plane to Hawaii. She said she was taking her first vacation in years. I told her “Aloha to retirement!”
34. For my wife’s 40th birthday, I recreated a Hawaiian beach right in our backyard. I hauled in sand, tiki torches, the whole aloha experience.
35. My teenage son’s room is always messy. I tell him he needs to say mahalo when I clean it for him. Ungrateful keiki!
36. On my Hawaii honeymoon we saw sea turtles, dolphins and even a whale! The wildlife really made it a special aloha trip.
37. I was worried about looking dorky dancing the hula, but the instructor said “Don’t think…just feel the aloha!”
38. My severe sunburn made it hard to fully enjoy Hawaii. Note to self: Aloha means hello AND goodbye to sunscreen apparently.
39. The luau feast was amazing – kalua pig, lomi salmon, even poi! My taste buds said a big mahalo.
40. My Hawaiian themed basement tiki bar is my pride and joy. Now I can experience the aloha life without leaving home!
41. For my mom’s 60th I sent her on a Hawaiian cruise. Her pictures proved she was really feeling that aloha spirit.
42. My cousin wore a Hawaiian shirt to my wedding. At first I was mad but then I realized he was just spreading the aloha.
43. I tried to play the ukulele at the luau but I was terrible. At least I gave the guests a good aloha laugh.
44. My toddler only responds to “aloha” now after our trip to Hawaii. I guess she really bonded with the island culture.
45. We saw an Elvis impersonator performing at a luau. He sang Blue Hawaii and it was so cheesy but so entertaining. Aloha Las Vegas Elvis!
46. I was bummed when it rained during my vacation but then a Hawaiian local said “Rain is liquid aloha!” Gotta love their attitude.
47. My wife surprised me with a vow renewal ceremony in Hawaii. Re-saying I do in paradise was the most romantic aloha moment.
48. The Hawaiian playlist I made for our backyard luau had everything – ukulele, steel guitar, even a little Elvis. It really set the super chill aloha mood.
49. For my best friend’s wedding I got custom aloha flip flops for all the bridesmaids. We looked so cute getting our hula on!
50. No matter how bad my day is, listening to ukulele music always lifts my mood. Aloha to worries and stress!