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73 French Fries Jokes

73 French Fries Jokes

French Fries Puns

1. I ordered some French fries but they came without a passport. Guess they were fried illegally!

2. My friend got injured at the French fry factory. He said it was because of grease burns.

3. I entered my French fry sculpture in an art competition. Sadly, it didn’t make the cut.

4. I was craving French fries but didn’t have a deep fryer. I had to settle for baking them instead. You could say I was in a pickle.

5. The French fry asked the potato, “Wanna split?”

6. I dropped my full plate of French fries. It was a grave fry-ting accident.

7. My friend worked at a French fry factory but got fired for stealing potatoes. His boss told him, “You’ve been fried!”

8. I entered a French fry eating contest. It was an all-consuming fry-valry.

9. The French fry chef was utterly exhausted after a busy shift. He was ready to call it quits.

10. I tried to impress my date by juggling French fries. Sadly, I didn’t have the skills to French fry.

11. My friend was hit by a French fry truck. He’s still in the hospital recovering from his injuries. The doctors say he’ll be in ketchup for a while.

12. I heard McDonald’s was making organic French fries. That’s using fresh ingredients straight from the farm to table!

French Fries One-Liners

13. I like my French fries with ketchup because red and yellow makes orange and I love oranges!

14. French fries go straight to my heart…through my arteries.

15. French fries without ketchup are like a day without sunshine.

16. They don’t call them Freedom fries anymore? That’s a relief!

17. Curly fries are just French fries with personality.

18. Shoestring fries remind me of potato hairs.

19. Sweet potato fries are just orange French fries trying to be different.

20. Waffle fries are what happens when you try to get fancy with French fries.

21. Chili cheese fries are God’s gift to the indecisive.

22. French fries dunked in a Wendy’s frostie taste like heaven.

Best French Fries Jokes

23. A man walked into a French fry restaurant and ordered a very large serving of fries. The waiter brought out his order – a huge platter piled high with crispy golden fries. The man proceeded to pour ketchup all over the mountain of fries until every single one was completely covered. He then started eating the ketchup-covered fries one by one. After watching this strange behavior for a few minutes, the waiter finally had to ask, “Excuse me sir, but did you actually want any fries with that ketchup?”

24. What do you call someone who gets addicted to French fries? A fried-aholic!

25. Why don’t French fries make good detectives? Because they always get fried!

26. Did you hear about the French fry who wanted to run for president? His supporters kept chanting, “Fry! Fry! Fry!”

27. How do you organize a space party for French fries? You planet!

28. My friend told me to be more positive so I visited the French fry factory. It was amazing to see them turning potatoes into positive ions!

29. Why can’t you explain puns to French fries? Because they get chip on their shoulders!

30. What musical instrument do French fries play? The tuber!

31. How do French fries go on vacation? They pack their bags and take a dip!

32. What do you call a French fry that knows karate? A chip off the ol’ block!

33. Why did the French fry wear khakis? Because denim made him feel blue!

34. How do you fix a broken French fry? With potato patch!

35. Why couldn’t the French fry play baseball? It kept striking ketchup!

36. What do you call a French fry from outer space? A meteor-ite!

37. Why was the French fry feeling sad? He was down in the dumps!

38. How does a French fry propose to his girlfriend? On one greasy knee!

39. Why are French fries the most humble food? Because they never toot their own horn!

40. What do you call a French fry that crosses the road? Jay walker!

41. Why can’t you take French fries on a boat? Because they’ll get soggy and ruin the crunch!

42. How does a French fry get around town? Withhis own chipper!

43. Why did the French fry wear a disguise? To go in-cog-nito!

44. What did the stamp say to the French fry envelope? Stick with me and you’ll go places!

45. What do you call a dog that eats too many French fries? A hot dog!

46. Why don’t eggs tell French fry jokes? They’d crack each other up!

47. How do you fix a broken French fry? With a deep-fried transplant!

48. What type of shoes do French fries wear? Fryers!

49. Why couldn’t the French fry play the guitar? Because it had no fingers!

50. Why do French fries make good detectives? They can get to the bottom of things!

51. What’s a French fry’s favorite fruit? A potato!

52. Why did the French fry blush? It saw the salad dressing!

More French Fries Puns

53. I ordered French fries but received some weird purple vegetable sticks instead. I think the waiter yammed me!

54. I entered a French fry sculpting contest. I didn’t win, sadly my fry skills aren’t up to par.

55. I tripped and spilled my French fries all over. It was a grave frying error.

56. I saw a help wanted ad for a French fry factory taste tester. Seems like a dream job!

57. McDonald’s was having a French fry sale so I bought their entire stock. I guess you could say I cornered the fry market.

58. Did you hear that the French fry factory burned down? It’s a good thing everyone got fried out okay!

59. I ordered French fries with no salt. Let’s just say they were extremely bland and unseasoned.

60. I entered my dog in a French fry eating contest. He was disqualified for being over-qualified.

More French Fries One-Liners

61. French fries in the summer heat get pretty well done.

62. The only time I’ll share my fries is if you have ketchup.

63. I like to eat my fries with lots of catch up…get it?

64. French fries just taste better when they’re naughty.

65. Friends don’t let friends eat cold French fries.

66. French fries without Cajun seasoning are just sad potatoes.

67. I’d choose French fries over flakes any day.

68. French fries make my outfits look 10x greasier.

69. I pretend not to care about my figure when I eat French fries.

70. French fries are proof God wants us to be happy.

More of the Best French Fries Jokes

71. What do you call a French fry that knows martial arts? A chip off the old block!

72. How does a French fry artist sign his paintings? In curly fries!

73. Why don’t eggs tell French fry jokes? They’d crack each other up!