Pants Puns 1. I tried to sew a hole in my pants, but it just went in one cuff and out the other. 2. My friend got mad when I pranked him by sewing his pant legs together. I guess he didn’t appreciate that seam humor. 3. I was feeling down so I bought some …
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# 57 Hysterical Oven mitt Jokes ## Oven mitt Puns (10) 1. I wanted to get my friend an oven mitt for her birthday, but I didn’t want to buy anything too expensive or get my hands burned! 2. I was looking for a new oven mitt to match my kitchen, but all the ones …
Sweatshirt Puns 1. I was going to buy a sweatshirt with a picture of a stop sign on it, but then I thought, hoodie really need one? 2. I entered my ugly Christmas sweater into a contest, but sadly it didn’t win first priz-ma. It was only awarderd honorable fleece mention. 3. What do you …
Suitcase Puns I was going to tell a joke about suitcases, but it had too much baggage. My suitcase is stuffed to the seams. You could say it’s having a little bag crisis. I was going to pack light for my trip, but my suitcases were too heavy. The airline lost my luggage. Now I’m …
Stove Puns I bought a new stove. It came fully equipped with all the latest features like Wi-Fi and Bluetooth. Now my oven mitts can connect directly to my smart fridge! What do you call an oven that plays jazz music? A saxophone! Why was the oven feeling depressed? It had a lot of issues …
Hook Puns 1. What did the pirate say when he lost his hook? Looks like I’m all washed up! 2. Why don’t pirates play cards anymore? Because they’re always standing on the deck! 3. How much did the pirate pay to get his hook sharpened? Just a few buck an ear. 4. Why don’t pirates …
Sticky Notes Puns 1. I tried to organize my thoughts by writing them on sticky notes, but they just wouldn’t stick together! 2. My friend was struggling to come up with sticky notes puns. I told him to post-it some more time thinking about it. 3. Did you hear about the sticky note that got …
Gift Bag Puns 1. I bought my friend a gift bag covered in pictures of clocks. It was very timely. 2. My gift bag ripped open and spilled everything inside. It was truly a gift bag fail. 3. I was feeling crafty so I made a gift bag out of old maps. You could say …
Credit Card Puns 1. I tried to make a purchase but my card was de-clined. 2. My friend got arrested for credit card fraud. He has to pay the price now. 3. I wanted to buy a yacht on credit but I didn’t have enough capital. 4. I dropped my credit card into a big …
Stepladder Puns (16) 1. I bought a new stepladder yesterday, but when I got home I realized it was a bit flaky. I shouldn’t have taken the steps so lightly. 2. My stepladder business failed because it didn’t quite reach the heights I was hoping for. 3. Did you hear about the angry stepladder? It …