Table Puns (17) I was going to get a new table, but decided to table getting a new table for now. Our table has a high quality finish. You could even say it’s outstanding in its field. I’m thinking of entering my table in a competition. It has a good chance of making it to …
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Golf Club Puns (12) 1. I asked the golf club manufacturer if they could make me a new driver. They said if I didn’t leave they’d call the police! 2. I was looking to join a new golf club but the membership fees were too high. Guess I won’t be clubbing this year. 3. I …
Comb Puns 1. I accidentally dropped my comb behind the dresser. I guess you could say I’m in a hairy situation! 2. My comb is missing half its teeth. It just went through a pretty rough brush with life. 3. What do you call a comb that likes telling jokes? A punny brush! 4. I …
Bath mat Puns (10) I bought a bath mat that looks like a giant spider. You should have seen my wife when she stepped on it! She nearly hit the ceiling. My bath mat is so dirty, I think it needs its own bath mat. Did you hear about the thief who only steals bath …
Basket Puns 1. I entered my homemade basket into a weaving competition but it didn’t win first prizewicker. 2. Why don’t eggs fit well in a basket? They tend to eggs-scape! 3. My friend got mad when I beat him in a basket weaving contest. But hey, don’t get your twigs in a tangle! 4. …
Album Puns 1. I heard Taylor Swift is coming out with a new album about archery. It’s going to be called Bows and Arrows. 2. Why can’t albums get jobs? They have no skills. 3. What do you call an album that skips? A CD player with touring issues. 4. The rock band decided not …
Bookbag Puns (16) 1. I wanted to carry my books in style, so I got a bookbag with some extra swag. You could say it’s pretty hip. 2. My new bookbag is so shiny and squeaky, it must be made out of pleather. Get it? Like leather but with more plastic. 3. I was looking …
Bobby pin Puns 1. I asked my friend if I could borrow a bobby pin, but she said she was all out. What a hair-raising situation! 2. My bobby pins went missing right before a big night out. I was worried my hair would fall apart without them. Talk about a pinned down feeling! 3. …
Blender Puns I bought my blender some new sneakers so it could make smoothies on the run. My blender got arrested for disturbing the peace and quiet in my kitchen. I entered my blender into a race. It was neck and neck until the end when my blender pulled ahead for the blenderender! My blender …
Bible Puns (15) 1. I Noah guy who can help me understand the ark story. He’s a real animal expert! 2. Reading the begats is so boring. I guess you could call them the be-GATS-me sections of the Bible. 3. I wanted to read about Jericho but I got walls blocked. Guess I’ll have to …