Bowl Puns What do you call a psychic little bowl? A small medium at large. Why can’t bowls play tennis? Because they can never get their serve in. I entered my bowl in a race once. It was disqualified for doping. My bowl collection is getting out of control. It’s spiraling out of bowl-ance. What …
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Ruler Puns (12) 1. I wanted to measure how long my friend could hold his breath, but I couldn’t find a ruler long enough! 2. My teacher asked me to measure the height of our classroom in centimeters, but I used inches instead. I guess I didn’t rule that one out correctly! 3. I was …
Ring binder Puns I bought a new ring binder for school, but it didn’t work out. I guess you could say it just wasn’t binding enough for me. My friend was looking for a ring binder with built-in dividers. I told him not to get his hopes up too high, good ones are pretty hard …
Pencil case Puns 1. I bought a new pencil case that was made of velvet. It had a nice feel to it! 2. My pencil case is looking a little dull. I should sharpen it up a bit! 3. I was going to get a leather pencil case, but it was too expensive. I just …
Pencil Puns 1. I tried to use my mechanical pencil, but it led me on. 2. My pencil told me it was too sharp to go to school today. It just needed to relax and take it easy. 3. I entered my pencil in a swimming race, but it could only draw. 4. My pencil …
Pen Puns 1. I tried to write with a broken pen, but it just wasn’t writing properly. I guess I’ll have to get to the point. 2. I asked my friend if I could borrow his expensive fountain pen. He said, “Sure, but don’t lose my pen or else there’ll be ink to pay.” 3. …
Paper towels Puns 1. I asked the cashier where the paper towels were, but he just shrugged. I guess he wanted to keep it under raps. 2. My friend was telling me about his new workout routine, but I wasn’t impressed. I told him he needed to up his reps if he wanted to see …
Shovel Puns I was trying to dig a hole with a broken shovel, but I was getting nowhere fast. I guess you could say I was making no digress. I entered my shovel into a beauty pageant. It was up against some tough completion, but in the end it won by a landslide. My shovel …
Iron Puns (16) 1. I tried to organize my clothes by material, but I ended up just making a big pile of iron-y. 2. My friend got annoyed when I kept making terrible iron puns. I told him to just press on. 3. Did you hear about the angry iron? It really needed to be …
Shirt Puns (20) I entered a contest for worst T-shirt slogan. I was trying to win, but I lost by a shirt thread. My friend got some soil on his new shirt. He has dirt tee. I spilled coffee on my favorite tee. It left a big stain on my shirt story. The scarecrow bought …