Bucket Puns I was going to make a joke about buckets, but it would probably be a bit wooden and hollow. Working with buckets all day has its ups and downs. Sometimes I feel on top of the world, other times I hit rock bottom. My friend got arrested for stealing buckets. The judge threw …
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Brush Puns I was going to buy an expensive electric toothbrush, but I decided to just stick with a manual one instead. I don’t like being brushed off. My friend got a job at the toothbrush factory. It’s not glamorous work, but it pays the bills and puts food on the table. He said it’s …
Book Puns I asked the librarian if she had a book about turtles, she said, “Hardback?” I said, “Yeah, and little heads too.” I was going to tell a joke about a broken pencil but there’s no point. I started reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! I tried to catch fog …
Remote control Puns 1. I wanted to watch a movie but couldn’t find the remote control. I guess you could say I was having a lost remote-y night. 2. My friend bought a fancy new remote control with voice commands. I asked him to show me how it works, but he was too remote to …
Receipt Puns 1. I was going to make a joke about receipts, but the cashier said I should keep the change. 2. The receipt was so long, it was a re-sequel. 3. I asked for the receipt but all they gave me was re-ceipt silence. 4. The impatient customer grabbed the receipt before the cashier …
Playing Card Puns 1. I tried to organize a poker tournament but it fell apart when the deck of cards refused to deal with me. 2. My friend got a full house in poker, but I told him not to get too excited because his family was already living with him. 3. I entered a …
Paint Puns What do you call paint that doesn’t dry properly? A sticky situation! Why was the can of paint sad? It felt blue! What did the painter say to the wall? One more coat and I’ll cover you! Why do painters get to work early? They like to brush up before starting! What do …
Nail clippers Puns 1. I bought my nail clippers a tiny apartment. It’s their mani-pad. 2. My nail clippers were feeling down, so I took them to the spa. They got a little off the top. 3. Nail clippers aren’t afraid to take risks. They live life on the edge. 4. I entered my nail …
Hose Puns (13) 1. I bought a new hose that is made out of a special rubber that doesn’t kink. You could say it has a very flexible personality. 2. My hose got a hole in it but I patched it up with some duct tape. You could say it had a rip in its …
Broom Puns What do you call a witch who drops her broom while flying? Broomless! Why don’t brooms fly well when they’re tired? They get sweepy! My broom got sick after flying in the rain. Now it has the sweep flu! What do you call a broom that graduated top of its class? A sweep-a …