Stairs Puns (10) 1. I tried to think of a good pun about stairs, but it was too many steps. 2. What do you call stairs that lead up to nowhere? Futility steps. 3. Why was the staircase angry? It was always being walked all over. 4. Why don’t spiraling staircases get along? They’re always …
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Stadium Puns 1. I heard the stadium was going to install some new seats, but it turns out they were just pullin’ my leg! 2. The baseball stadium started selling hot dogs stuffed with mac and cheese. They’re calling them “dog macs” in the stands. 3. Did you hear about the stadium that serves pizza? …
St Patrick’s Day Puns (15) 1. What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his drinking? Paddy O’Moderation. 2. Why don’t people in Ireland ever starve? Because the only time they don’t eat is when they’re Dublin over with laughter! 3. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? …
Square Dancing Puns (20) 1. I tried to cut corners while square dancing but ended up in a square knot! 2. The square dancers were ready to promenade left when the caller shouted “Reverse!” and they all went right. 3. My square dance partner stepped on my toe and I told her “Don’t be a …
Sports Puns 1. I used to do archery but I got bored and quit. The whole thing felt pointless. 2. The baseball player was struggling to improve his batting average. He needed to get a hit. 3. The football coach told his players to take a lap and then hit the showers. They proceeded to …
Spongebob Puns 1. What do you call a sponge that absorbs too much water? A Sponge-blob! 2. Why was Spongebob sad after cleaning the kitchen? He felt like a dish-sponge. 3. Why did Spongebob get fired from his job at the car wash? He kept sponging off the customers. 4. What did the ocean say …
Spelling Bee Puns (15) 1. I wanted to enter the spelling bee, but the organizers told me I’m not eligible because I’m an adult. I guess I’m just too grown up to spell. 2. I heard they had to cancel the spelling bee this year because of budget cuts. It was quite the financial spelling …
Spear Puns (12) 1. I asked the blacksmith to make me a spear, but he said he doesn’t make pointed remarks. 2. I was going to tell a joke about spears, but I decided to point it in another direction. 3. Did you hear about the angry spear? He had a point to make. 4. …
Spain Puns I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now. Just like Spain is free of drug-related crime. The Spaniards I know are very down to earth people. I guess you could say they keep their feet on the ground. A new restaurant opened up in Spain that serves traditional dishes with …
South Park Puns (10) 1. I’m so hungry I could eat a whole Cartman! 2. Kyle’s mom makes the best brisket in town. She’s the Queen of Juicy. 3. Mr. Garrison should open a bakery called Cupcakes and Crazies. 4. The Goth Kids shop at Hotblack Despair. 5. Timmy and Jimmy should start a band …