Cheese Puns 1. What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese! 2. What kind of cheese do you use to disguise a small horse? Mascarpone! 3. Want to hear a joke about cheese? Just brie patient. 4. What do you call a cheese that is sad? Blue cheese! 5. What cheese …
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Magnet Puns I used to work at a gym but got fired for misconduct. I guess I repelled the manager. Our fridge magnets are so strong they’re practically glued on. You could say they have a very attractive personality. I entered my pet magnet in a talent competition. Despite a rocky start, it ended up …
Sun Puns 1. I heard the sun got arrested yesterday for drug possession. Apparently he had a lot of ecstasy. 2. Why was the sun so bright and cheerful this morning? It took some Vitamin D-light! 3. Did you hear about the sun who went on a tropical vacation? It was a real tan-gent! 4. …
Thread Puns 1. I tried to capture a loose thread to sew it back in but it unraveled quickly. 2. The tailor was extremely busy as customers kept coming in with clothing needing repair. It was a never ending thread of work. 3. The spider got frustrated trying to spin an intricate web. There were …
Tall People Puns 1. I heard two tall people got married. It was a high wedding! 2. What do you call a very tall priest? A high priest! 3. Why don’t short people need high chairs? They’re already close to the table! 4. What do you call tall sequel films? High-quels! 5. Why don’t tall …
Goose Puns What do you call a goose that flies upside down? A silly goose! Why was the goose embarrassed? It was caught with its down around its feet. What’s a goose’s favorite cheese? Gouda! How did the goose get arrested? It was caught honking under the influence. Why don’t geese make good teachers? They …
Chuck Norris Puns 1. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. 2. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 3. Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits. 4. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the …
French Fries Puns 1. I ordered some French fries but they came without a passport. Guess they were fried illegally! 2. My friend got injured at the French fry factory. He said it was because of grease burns. 3. I entered my French fry sculpture in an art competition. Sadly, it didn’t make the cut. …
Boomer Puns 1. I asked my boomer dad how his back was feeling. He said, “It hertz.” 2. My boomer uncle loves listening to The Who. I guess you could say he’s a big “Who” fan. 3. Why don’t boomers need Google Maps? Because they have a map quest. 4. What do you call a …
Eyebrow Puns 1. I was looking for my tweezers yesterday but I couldn’t find them. I guess they were in arch-ival storage. 2. My friend got her eyebrows waxed into perfect arches. Now she looks surprised all the time. 3. Did you hear about the angry eyebrows? They were always furrowed. 4. I was running …